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One of the site's biggest supporters is a disillusioned redneck oakie retard named "Weev" who fancies himself as some kind of electronic revolutionary because he once got his pecker caught in a preposterous lie when he brazenly claimed to be a [[hacker]] who had anally penetrated AT&T, which in turn attracted the party van and poor Weev almost spent the rest of his natural life behind bars for mouthing off in court. Thankfully for him the justice system eventually sorted through his blatant bullshit claims and came to the conclusion that he was completely full of it and hadn't "hacked" anything, much less had any real level of technical skill. So Weev got kicked to the curbed and was down on his luck, with the law, with the ladies, hell with life itself! Sso he turned on over to the Daily Stormer who offered him up all the hooch juice infused cult Kool-Aid he could drink, turning him from a tryhard troll to a drunken butt puppet for the unironic version of the alt-right. It wasn't long before Weev was makin like Westboro Baptist lookin to dox dead girls and hoping to finally get lucky with the only kind of cunt that would ever willingly get laid with him... a lifeless one... | |||
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Revision as of 00:40, 16 August 2017
The Daily Stormer is a play pretend Neo Nazi website for angry asshats who couldn't make the ANTIFA cut. Essentially a group of overly ignorant, indignant, self-important rage tards desperately looking for life's little purpose. The impressionable pukes fumble on into the cookie cutter crap cult looking to "change the world", lured in with Sesame Street style depictions of Nazi symbolism couched in the guise of cutesy cartoon frogs and other childish tchotkes that could only appeal to virginal manchildren too insecure to join the My Little Pony fan club like the rest of Generation Autism.
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The Site's Creator
The Daily Stormer was created by Andrew Anglin, your typical beta male manlet, severely lacking in physical, penile and social stature, he became an overly ass flustered fart in the wind on the web, creating a small hovel of a hangout for like minded malcontents and misanthropes too socially retarded to fit in with the rest of the world. They could bring their endless 1st world white boi problems on into Andrew's closed up closet and ass jack them out with accusations against others. Whether it's "the Jews", "the Niggers", "the feminists" or otherwise, every failing in their life is the fault of someone else and Andrew Anglin's site is their personal homo hug bear where they can cry their cunt starved selves on out.
The site eventually gained national notoriety when some nobody with a bowl cut hair style took pictures of himself cock swabbing with the confederate flag, which he uploaded to the site, shortly before going all Elliot Rodger on some random group of black people because somehow their skin color was cramping his chances at claiming a cunt down at the trailer park.
As a result the news media gave Andrew all sorts of attention that his parents never gave him, egging him on to keep pushing the inflamed enveloped for more negative reinforcement, this started a long cycle of stupidity as mainstream media continually used Andrew as their personal Neo Nazi whipping boi and Andrew in turn kept bending his butt on over their knee begging for more.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!
In August the site's domain registrar GoDaddy decided they had, had enough of Andrew's antics, especially after it became abundantly obvious that the site was directly organizing and encouraging violence against others. For a long time the site had attempted to hide their violent frustrations in the form of, "Jus trollin Guv, honest I wuz!" however after recent events led one of their users to go trashcan bowling with blowhards it became abundantly obvious that the site wasn't simply a social experiment gone terribly wrong.
Needless to say, GoDaddy decided to bring the smack down on their lily white asses like a red headed step child...
As if the first butt blistering blow wasn't bad enough, Andrew went and got a second spanking from Google when he attempted to re-register the domain with them.
The Site's Users
Self-Repressed Homosexuals
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Tryhard Edgelords
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Naked Troll Rats
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Social Rejects
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The Site's Supporters
Andrew "Weev" Auernheimer
One of the site's biggest supporters is a disillusioned redneck oakie retard named "Weev" who fancies himself as some kind of electronic revolutionary because he once got his pecker caught in a preposterous lie when he brazenly claimed to be a hacker who had anally penetrated AT&T, which in turn attracted the party van and poor Weev almost spent the rest of his natural life behind bars for mouthing off in court. Thankfully for him the justice system eventually sorted through his blatant bullshit claims and came to the conclusion that he was completely full of it and hadn't "hacked" anything, much less had any real level of technical skill. So Weev got kicked to the curbed and was down on his luck, with the law, with the ladies, hell with life itself! Sso he turned on over to the Daily Stormer who offered him up all the hooch juice infused cult Kool-Aid he could drink, turning him from a tryhard troll to a drunken butt puppet for the unironic version of the alt-right. It wasn't long before Weev was makin like Westboro Baptist lookin to dox dead girls and hoping to finally get lucky with the only kind of cunt that would ever willingly get laid with him... a lifeless one...
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