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{{squote|The best thing a human invented since the fire.|pablolopezcr''}}
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'''AdBlock Plus''' is a [[Firefox]], [[Safari]] and [[Chrome]] addon made by [[god]] himself to protect us from a new way which the [[Jews]] wanted to make [[moar]] money, also called [[advertising]]. It [[lie|blocks every]] popup you can imagine plus YouTube commercials. Its made so gud it also blocks [[true|simple downloads or pictures]] and random flash videos across the Internets that are not even ads and '''ENTIRE FUCKING PAGES'''! It even pwns [[ED]]'s own [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice|sitenotice]]!
'''AdBlock Plus''' is a [[Firefox]], [[Safari]] and [[Chrome]] add-on made by [[god]] himself to protect us from a new way which the [[Jews]] wanted to make [[moar]] money, also called [[advertising]]. It [[Unrealistic Expectations|blocks every popup]] you can imagine plus YouTube commercials. It's made so [[White trash|gud]] it also blocks [[true|simple downloads or pictures]] and random flash videos across the Internets that are not even ads and '''ENTIRE FUCKING PAGES'''! It even pwns [[ED]]'s own [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice|sitenotice]]!


The biggest enemy of Adblock Plus is the Jews, they just want to make money and dont give a shit about the billon popups on the page.They try to counter Adblock with simple banners like '''"You are using addblock, you dont make [[moar]] money for me, plx close AdBlock or bla blahahah BLA BLA"'''. They're employing many tactics to fight Adblock, from saying it causes [[Lies|"site functionality issues"]], to having their sites fucked up for you if you're using it, using unblockable ads, and other sick tactics. Porn tubes like [[Pornhub]], [[Youporn]], and all others spearhead the war against Adblock. DO NOT show mercy! These filthy kikes [[9/11|got away]] with too much already.  Always remember to report ads and never disable Adblock, unless you're a dumbass or can afford a new computer.
The biggest enemy of Adblock Plus is the Jews, they just want to make money and dont give a shit about the billon popups on the page.They try to counter Adblock with simple banners like '''"You are using addblock, you dont make [[moar]] money for me, plz close AdBlock or bla blahahah BLA BLA"'''. They're employing many tactics to fight Adblock, from saying it causes [[Almost raped|"site functionality issues"]], to having their sites fucked up for you if you're using it, using unblockable ads, and other sick tactics. Porn tubes like [[Pornhub]], [[Youporn]], and all others spearhead the war against Adblock. DO NOT show mercy! These filthy kikes [[9/11|got away]] with too much already.  Always remember to report ads and never disable Adblock, unless you're a dumbass and/or can afford a new computer.


== How to use ==
== How to use ==
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[[You]] [[George_W._Bush|never went to school and so never learned how to read and write]]? Gud thing we have [[youtube]].
[[You]] [[George_W._Bush|never went to school and so never learned how to read and write]]? Gud thing we have [[youtube]].
:A explanation how to install Adblock from a britfag who cant fucking spell "install".
:A explanation how to install Adblock from a britfag who cant fucking spell "install" or "good".


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About AdBlock Plus

 
“ 		 
The best thing a human invented since the fire.
  		„
 

—pablolopezcr

AdBlock Plus is a Firefox, Safari and Chrome add-on made by god himself to protect us from a new way which the Jews wanted to make moar money, also called advertising. It blocks every popup you can imagine plus YouTube commercials. It's made so gud it also blocks simple downloads or pictures and random flash videos across the Internets that are not even ads and ENTIRE FUCKING PAGES! It even pwns ED's own sitenotice!

The biggest enemy of Adblock Plus is the Jews, they just want to make money and dont give a shit about the billon popups on the page.They try to counter Adblock with simple banners like "You are using addblock, you dont make moar money for me, plz close AdBlock or bla blahahah BLA BLA". They're employing many tactics to fight Adblock, from saying it causes "site functionality issues", to having their sites fucked up for you if you're using it, using unblockable ads, and other sick tactics. Porn tubes like Pornhub, Youporn, and all others spearhead the war against Adblock. DO NOT show mercy! These filthy kikes got away with too much already. Always remember to report ads and never disable Adblock, unless you're a dumbass and/or can afford a new computer.

How to use

1) First uninstall this piece of microsoft garbage.
2) Download and install one of these much better browsers:
3) Download AdBlock Plus.
4) DO IT FAGGOT!
5) NEVER DISABLE ADBLOCK

You never went to school and so never learned how to read and write? Gud thing we have youtube.

A explanation how to install Adblock from a britfag who cant fucking spell "install" or "good".

Doing it wrong

YouTube users

50 idiots who dont know about Adblock.


NOTE: YOU can help by adding more idiots!

Doing it right

Maybe you are the lucky number 100.000.000, well.... u wont.

What do eCelebs think about AdBlock?

Basically every JewTuber that monetises their videos will bitch about AdBlock and how they aren't getting any money because of AdBlock. Another way to get money is to oh I don't know, get a job outside of your house.

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External Links

See Also

  • Tyler Malka - The greedy woman-stalking goblin-elf behind NeoGAF will banned you permanently if you use AdBlock on his site.
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