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[[File:Michael-horowitz-foster.png|thumb|right|Micheal has to use Photoshop and still can't pull off looking like a respectable human being.]]
[[File:Michael-horowitz-foster.png|thumb|right|Michael has to use Photoshop and still can't pull off looking like a respectable human being.]]
'''Michael <s>Horowitz</s> Foster'''{{jew}}, better known as '''savetheinternet''' (or any Mibbit user in [[ED IRC]]) is the self-described employer of [[4chon.net]] staff, despite it not being owned by a legitimate company. He spends up to 20 hours a day writing [[Wikipedia]] entries for his websites, only to have them quickly deleted due to [[none|lack]] of references. This lead [[Ryan]] to DDoS [[Dreamhost]] and get 4chon.net kicked off for good. A total of $130 was lost in the process, [[never forget]]. After Ryan's untimely arrest, Michael returned to IRC to do some "trolling" (if that's what you want to call it). He remains in IRC, idling with Daniel Brandt to this  very day. BTW, his IP is 58.175.28.253
'''Michael <s>Horowitz</s> Foster'''{{jew}}, better known as '''savetheinternet''' (or any Mibbit user in [[ED IRC]]) is the self-described employer of [[4chon.net]] staff, despite it not being owned by a legitimate company. He spends up to 20 hours a day writing [[Wikipedia]] entries for his websites, only to have them quickly deleted due to [[none|lack]] of references. This lead [[Ryan]] to DDoS [[Dreamhost]] and get 4chon.net kicked off for good. A total of $130 was lost in the process, [[never forget]]. After Ryan's untimely arrest, Michael returned to IRC to do some "trolling" (if that's what you want to call it). He remains in IRC, idling with Daniel Brandt to this  very day. BTW, his IP is 58.175.28.253


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Michael has to use Photoshop and still can't pull off looking like a respectable human being.

Michael Horowitz Foster✡, better known as savetheinternet (or any Mibbit user in ED IRC) is the self-described employer of 4chon.net staff, despite it not being owned by a legitimate company. He spends up to 20 hours a day writing Wikipedia entries for his websites, only to have them quickly deleted due to lack of references. This lead Ryan to DDoS Dreamhost and get 4chon.net kicked off for good. A total of $130 was lost in the process, never forget. After Ryan's untimely arrest, Michael returned to IRC to do some "trolling" (if that's what you want to call it). He remains in IRC, idling with Daniel Brandt to this  very day. BTW, his IP is 58.175.28.253

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03:46 <savetheinternet> remove this page http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz right now or i will sue you
03:46 <savetheinternet> i am serious
03:46 <savetheinternet> my father has some good lawyers
03:46 <h64> WHATS UR FATHERS ASL
   
“ 		 
<garrett> hi im savetheinternet

<garrett> my hobbies include being jewish

<garrett> and irc
 

„
  		 

Shotgunhost

Remember that "project" he mentioned in the image above? Shotgunhost is a failed hosting service, which he attempted to popularize through his regular means of advertisement. His Wikipedia article (which was flushed by TOW admins due to lack of verifiability) claimed that Shotgunhost had acquired Quadranet, and had 2500 employees. He then wrote that Shotgunhost "has been criticized for allowing controversial websites to be hosted, including web pages that promote hatred and racism" in an attempt to make him sound racy and slick. Michael has previously claimed that Shotgunhost was an edgy troll to cover up his embarrassments from the numerous errors his clients (although none have been identified) have experienced. It is unlikely 4chon.net uses Shotgunhost, as even he secretly recognizes it as one of the worst services to exist.

EDF

This article caused Michael so much agony, he used his 1337 computer science III knowledge to crack the extremely secure password "Niggers1" and release a list of EDF user's emails under the name "P.F." He then sent it to Brandt and the two stroked their egos, telling themselves that they are bringing ED down to its knees. This of course backfired on him, because nobody cares about EDF. Within a day of Brandt publishing this, complete DOX on savetheinternet were published and spread via IRC. He was quick to have this, along with his dox, pulled from pastebin in a crybaby attempt to remain anonymous.

IRC Lulz

OH SHIT HE KNOWS CS3

<ItsRaidDay> 208.46.232.182
<ItsRaidDay> bring it nigger
<savetheinternet> I'm just kidding, you moron.
<savetheinternet> dude
<savetheinternet> do u want 2 fucking get ddos
<savetheinternet> ???
<ItsRaidDay>okay
<ItsRaidDay> go
<ItsRaidDay> use LOIC
<ItsRaidDay> and ddos me
<savetheinternet> dude i have a new vesion of loic
<savetheinternet> its private
<savetheinternet> no one has it but me and 4 people
<ItsRaidDay> o shit nigger
<ItsRaidDay> does it support ipv6?
<savetheinternet> not yet
<savetheinternet> it was created by Team XoX
<savetheinternet> if u have herd of them
<ItsRaidDay> eh, im more of a gay pride parade guy myself
<savetheinternet> ??



savetheinternet: hi
[08:33am] savetheinternet: What's up?
[08:34am] savetheinternet: Are you there?
[08:35am] GOB: What
[08:35am] savetheinternet: Hey.
[08:35am] savetheinternet: What's going on?
[08:35am] savetheinternet: My friend told me you wish to speak to me?
[08:36am] GOB: oh just this
[08:36am] GOB: I'm buying a plane ride to fucking new zealand to kill asl savetheinternet. First I will introduce my self then i will eat with you. After dinner i will cut every piece of flesh off you only to end it by making you eat my feces and drink my piss which contains acid. Than i will kill you by hanging you with your cock in your mouth. Secondly I will kill every member of your family the same way. Except your mother. who i will leave alive and paraly
from the waste down.
[08:36am] savetheinternet: I don't live in New Zealand.
[08:36am] GOB: u do
[08:36am] savetheinternet: Hm?
[08:37am] GOB: u do
[08:37am] savetheinternet: Also, why would you do that? That's a horrible thing to say.
[08:37am] savetheinternet: Have I done anything to offend you?
[08:37am] GOB: You doxed us
[08:37am] savetheinternet: What do you mean?
[08:37am] GOB: gave our emails on edfII to brandt
[08:37am] savetheinternet: Oh, no.
[08:37am] savetheinternet: That wasn't me.
[08:37am] GOB: your horowitz
[08:38am] GOB: are you not?
[08:38am] savetheinternet: That's a common misconception spread by a self-determined "enemy" of my website.
[08:38am] savetheinternet: No, I am not.
[08:38am] GOB: really now
[08:38am] savetheinternet: "Michael Horowitz" was part of an April Fools' joke on my website.
[08:38am] savetheinternet: People have mistakenly taken it as real hard facts, so I go along with it.
[08:38am] savetheinternet: Don't tell people.
[08:40am] savetheinternet: I find it quite amusing that whenever I deny the dox, people think it's even more real, if you know what I mean.
[08:40am] GOB: BONERS
[08:40am] GOB: DMCA
[08:40am] savetheinternet: Were you a user of the ED forum?
[08:40am] GOB: DMCA
[08:40am] GOB: DMCA
[08:40am] savetheinternet: Hm?
[08:40am] savetheinternet: What about it?
[08:40am] GOB: BONERS
[08:40am] GOB: BONERS
[08:40am] GOB: BONERS
[08:40am] savetheinternet: I'm a bit confused here.
[08:40am] GOB: BONERS
[08:40am] GOB: BONERS
[08:40am] savetheinternet: What are you talking about?
[08:40am] savetheinternet: Hm?
[08:41am] savetheinternet: What about boners?
[08:41am] savetheinternet: I'm actually an ex-wiseguy/mod on AnonTalk, believe it or not.
[08:41am] GOB: send dmc a to ed.ch
[08:41am] GOB: ok
[08:42am] savetheinternet: Why?
[08:42am] GOB: We are sorry, but are moving to a new domain: "www.lemonparty.org". If you have any further inquirys please contact us at our new contact info mentioned on our site.
[08:42am] savetheinternet: I have nothing that I wish to take down, nor do I want to drop my actual dox.
[08:42am] GOB: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz
[08:42am] GOB: ?
[08:42am] savetheinternet: Why would I care about that?
[08:42am] savetheinternet: Do you actually think that I was being serious in those logs?
[08:42am] savetheinternet: Like, seriously?
[08:42am] savetheinternet: Uguu~
[08:43am] GOB: YES
[08:43am] savetheinternet: If I was really Jewish, do you think I'd be running a site filled with anti-semitism?
[08:43am] savetheinternet: Heh.
[08:43am] GOB: you are a self hating jew
[08:43am] savetheinternet: Okay.
[08:44am] savetheinternet: I guess that makes sense./
[08:44am] GOB: admit doc were right and you hate yourself
[08:44am] savetheinternet: So, what's up?
[08:44am] savetheinternet: My real dox really aren't that hard to find, heheh.
[08:45am] savetheinternet: Why are you asking for me to be banned?
[08:45am] savetheinternet: Is it because you got bored?



(18:07:40) (&Beefcake) savetheinternet
(18:07:47) (&Beefcake) are you circumsised?
(18:08:40) (savetheinternet) can you please stop?
(18:08:44) (savetheinternet) you do this every fucking time i come over here
(18:08:53) (&Beefcake) are you?
(18:08:59) (&Beefcake) I have a genuine interest
(18:09:04) (savetheinternet) how is it fucking relevant to anything?
(18:09:12) (&Beefcake) in this channel's foreskin population
(18:09:17) (savetheinternet) just fuck off
(18:09:24) (&Beefcake) I have a foreskin
(18:09:34) (savetheinternet) good for you
(18:09:37) (&Beefcake) does this make you comfortable telling us what your situation is?
(18:10:10) (savetheinternet) drop it
(18:10:16) (+Cinox) Wat
(18:10:22) (&Beefcake) on a completely unrelated note
(18:10:26) (+Cinox) Oh god
(18:10:36) (&Beefcake) what is the circumference of your areola's?
(18:10:45) (+Cinox) savetheinternet is pissed by a simple trolling scheme.
(18:10:46) (&Beefcake) I'm writing a book you see
(18:10:48) (savetheinternet) who do you think you are?
(18:10:53) (savetheinternet) no, seriously
(18:10:57) (savetheinternet) who the fuck do you think you are?
(18:11:08) (&Beefcake) "On the Origin of Areola's"
(18:11:12) (savetheinternet) fuck this
(18:11:13) (&Beefcake) well i'm Beefcake
(18:11:13) (savetheinternet) fuck you
(18:11:16) (&Beefcake) nice to meet you
(18:11:18) (savetheinternet) you're a fucking cunt
(18:11:23) (savetheinternet) rude piece of shit
(18:11:27) (&Beefcake) that's not a very nice thing to say
(18:11:28) (savetheinternet) i honestly hope you die
(18:11:30)      —› quit: (savetheinternet) ([email protected]) (client exited: Leaving)
(18:11:39) (&Beefcake) all I want to know is the circumference of your areola's
(18:11:46) (&Beefcake) :'-(



(14:07:00) (Marekatt) Are you circumcised, savetheinternet?
(14:07:07) (savetheinternet) Marekatt: nope
(14:07:13) (savetheinternet) i'm not actually Jewish, believe it or not
(14:07:16) (Marekatt) Do you have smegma problems?
(14:07:21) (savetheinternet) yeah
(14:07:24) (savetheinternet) sometimes
(14:07:25) (&Beefcake) lol
(14:07:29) (&Beefcake) take a shower
(14:07:34) (Marekatt) Wash you filthy whore
(14:07:39) (&Beefcake) ^
(14:07:43) (savetheinternet) i shower twice a week
(14:07:47) (&Beefcake) ...
(14:07:50) (Marekatt) ...
(14:07:51) (&Beefcake) eeew
(14:07:58) (Marekatt) Do you go to school or work every day?
(14:08:13) (savetheinternet) yeah
(14:08:17) (&Beefcake) eeew
(14:08:21) (Marekatt) Then you really need to shower more often
(14:08:26) (&Beefcake) daily
(14:08:29) (savetheinternet) why?
(14:08:36) (Marekatt) Because you get greasy and smelly
(14:08:40) (Marekatt) And it'd disgusting
(14:08:40) (&Beefcake) because not showering often makes you stink
(14:08:43) (&Beefcake) and you get smegma
(14:08:51) (savetheinternet) oh


Remove my page or I'll DDoS you!!

* savetheinternet ([email protected]) has joined #ed
<savetheinternet> Hi.
<savetheinternet> I'm ready to negotiate the removal of my page now.
<rock> hi
<rock> NEVER
<ExplodingPiglets> lol wut?
<ExplodingPiglets> savetheinternet, 
<ExplodingPiglets> link your page
<ExplodingPiglets> and I'll do something about it
<rock> link your page
<rock> but NEVER
<savetheinternet> http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz
<Zalgo> Title: Michael Horowitz - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.ch)
<ExplodingPiglets> ok let me do something about it
<savetheinternet> Thanksw.
<savetheinternet> *Thanks.
<ExplodingPiglets> hold on
<ExplodingPiglets> first
<ExplodingPiglets> you have to do something for me
<savetheinternet> What is it?
<ExplodingPiglets> join #wtfux
<ExplodingPiglets> and say ExplodingPiglets has such a big dick
<ExplodingPiglets> and that you love to suck it 
<rock> what is it with fucking Australians?
<ExplodingPiglets> Actually nvm
<ExplodingPiglets> Suck my dick in here
<ExplodingPiglets> savetheinternet, 
<Wizard> You are so crude piglets!!
<Wizard> So crude!!!
<savetheinternet> What?
<savetheinternet> REMOVE MY FUCKING PAGE NOW.
<ExplodingPiglets> Suck my dick. 
<ExplodingPiglets> I will
<savetheinternet> I'M TIRED OF THESE FUCKING GAMES
<ExplodingPiglets> but first
<ExplodingPiglets> you have to suck my dick
<rock> I LOVE GAMES
<ExplodingPiglets> I will remove your page, but first you have to suck my dick
<rock> ANYBODY LIKE TO PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!?
<savetheinternet> Stop fucking around.
<savetheinternet> I will DDoS ED again.
<rock> you don't have the balls
<ExplodingPiglets> savetheinternet, threatening DDoS against us is not going to change anything. 
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* DanielBrandt sets mode +q #ed junius
* DanielBrandt gives channel operator status to junius
<savetheinternet> I will fucking destroy ED if you don't comply.
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<Wizard> You can't ddos my grandma's half operating 56k dailup modem
<ExplodingPiglets> In fact, it is more entertaining because then we know we trule pissed you off. 
<ExplodingPiglets> *truly
<Wizard> so shut the fuck up
<rock> do it do it do it do it
<rock> DO IT PLEASE DO IT
<savetheinternet> Wizard: Shut your fucking mouth unless you want a class action law suit.
<lenny__> make a donation
<rock>  OPEN YOUR MOUTH FOR MY CLASS ACTION COCK IN YOUR MOUTH
<savetheinternet> I'm not donating shit.
<EmilyPlays> YESSSS
<MikuChi> this loser savetheinternet is back?
<EmilyPlays> I WANNA PLAY TF2
<Wizard> Shut the fck up before I cast a spell on you and turn you into a cold sore on oprah's vagina
<Xero> WHORES
<EmilyPlays> cOcOrOsie
<EmilyPlays> Hai Xero
<Wizard> I will fucking invert your colors you piece of shit
<savetheinternet> I WILL FUCKING SUE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
<EmilyPlays> Long time no see
<Xero> hi EmilyPlays 
<Wizard> Sue my ass
<Xero> penis
<savetheinternet> h Xero 
* ExplodingPiglets has changed the topic to: * Topic for #ed is: ED Status: More stable than a horse (lolpuns), u jelly? | 
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/donate.html | TIME TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN111!!|   In other news, savetheinternet wants his page 
removed and will sue us if we do not comply. His page can be found at http://encyclopediadramatica
<Wizard> Ill eat your face
<MikuChi> savetheinternet u r such a loser get out of here
<rock> AND I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A CONDOM MADE OUT OF YOUR LEGAL PAPERS
<lenny__> donate $50 and pledge another $100 if your page is removed
<ExplodingPiglets> aw fuck
<ExplodingPiglets> I bjorked the url
<lenny__> that's what I would do
<Wizard> savetheinternet, im going to personally edit your page
<Wizard> So that it is a million times worse
<Xero> hey savetheinternet 
<Wizard> If you do not sht yor fucking mouth
<MikuChi> savetheinternet ill write loser all over your page
* ExplodingPiglets has changed the topic to: * Topic for #ed is: ED Status: More stable than a horse (lolpuns), u jelly? | 
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/donate.html | TIME TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN111!!| 
In other news, savetheinternet wants his page removed or DDoS.  http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz
<savetheinternet> Wizard: Prepare for a major fucking DDoS.
<Xero> https://lhvxqyd7ux2oinn7.tor2web.org/doxviewer.php?dox=savetheinternet
<Zalgo> Title: DOX-BIN (at https://lhvxqyd7ux2oinn7.tor2web.org)
<Xero> savetheinternet, DDOS THIS
* ExplodingPiglets tickles savetheinternet 
<savetheinternet> THE NEXT PERSON TO LINK TO MY DOX GETS A FUCKING LAWSUIT.
<EmilyPlays> *WHY DOES STI STILL HAVE HIS JOB*
<ExplodingPiglets> http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz
<Zalgo> Title: Michael Horowitz - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.ch)
<ExplodingPiglets> oh shit
<rock> savetheinternet how many axehandles is your ass bigger than your husand
<rock> *HUSBAND
<ExplodingPiglets> I am getting a lawsuit!
<EmilyPlays>  http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz 
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz
<Zalgo> Title: Michael Horowitz - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.ch)
<EmilyPlays>  http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz
<Zalgo> Title: Michael Horowitz - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.ch)
<EmilyPlays>  http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz
<EmilyPlays>  http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz
<Zalgo> Title: Michael Horowitz - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.ch)
<EmilyPlays>  http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Michael_Horowitz
<Zalgo> Title: Michael Horowitz - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.ch)
<Zalgo> Title: Michael Horowitz - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.ch)
* allah.irc has kicked EmilyPlays from #ed (Flooding (Limit is 5 lines per 8 seconds))
<ExplodingPiglets> Well, somebody got a kick out of that.
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<rock> lol
<ExplodingPiglets> savetheinternet, 
<ExplodingPiglets> Are you being a pseudo-lolcow?
<rock> Emily got over excited
<EmilyPlays> Let's spam 4chon with his dox 
<ExplodingPiglets> Are you pretending to be pathetic so that you can get attention?
<savetheinternet> If you go anywhere near my site, you will be sued.
<savetheinternet> Only and final warning.
<ExplodingPiglets> may I have the link?
<rock> no I wont
<ExplodingPiglets> I want the link so that I know what to avoid. 
<Wizard> Shut the fuck up savetheinternet
<Wizard> Im going to dump your website
<EmilyPlays> lolno
<Wizard> and edit the html
<ExplodingPiglets> Wizard, be civil. 
<Wizard> and take a new photo of the gayporn on it
<EmilyPlays> Link to his real dox plox
<Wizard> and say I hacked it
<ExplodingPiglets> savetheinternet is obvious distressed. 
<Wizard> He doesnt have a right to not be a little bitch
<ExplodingPiglets> We should treat him like a crybaby.
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<Zalgo> [WheatThins] LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT, LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT, HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!
* DanielBrandt gives channel half-operator status to WheatThins
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<savetheinternet> <%ExplodingPiglets> I want the link so that I know what to avoid.  <-- http://4chon.net. Don't fucking touch it.
<Zalgo> Title: 4chon (at 4chon.net)
<ExplodingPiglets> savetheinternet, 
<EmilyPlays> http://4chon.net/r9k/res/383264.html
<Zalgo> Title: /r9k/ - Robot9001 (at 4chon.net)
<ExplodingPiglets> I will remove your page under one condition. 
<rock> IM YOUR MOTHER NOW SAVETHEINTERNET
<ExplodingPiglets> You have to suck my dick. 
<WheatThins> All of the dicks *
<ExplodingPiglets> I'm kidding. 
<ExplodingPiglets> Fine I'll remove your page 
<ExplodingPiglets> hold on
<savetheinternet> Fucking finally.
<rock> godammit page has been locked
<rock> your mother has the pussy of a whore :D
<ExplodingPiglets> there you go
<ExplodingPiglets> the page has been blanked
<ExplodingPiglets> Are you happy?
<savetheinternet> NO IT FUCKING HASN'T
<ExplodingPiglets> lol meepsheep must have a script
<EmilyPlays> lol
<ExplodingPiglets> I'll tell you what. 
<ExplodingPiglets> I'll let all the readers know your concern by posting these logs
<EmilyPlays> ^
<savetheinternet> Don't you FUCKING dare.
<ExplodingPiglets> When they see you screaming at us and threatening illegal activity, they will certainly take you seriously.
<ExplodingPiglets> Why not? I am trying to help you.
<savetheinternet> -- The above can not be used in any court of any jurisdiction --
<lenny__> dude you can't be for real
<ExplodingPiglets> We were never planning on taking you to court
<ExplodingPiglets> so that is irrelevant. 
<PerpA> guys
<PerpA> seriously
<PerpA> savetheinternet = a troll
<PerpA> ignore him please
<PerpA> he's just here to act stupid and hope we do the same
<savetheinternet> I'm. Not. A. Fucking. Troll.
<ExplodingPiglets> I had a feeling about that. 
<ExplodingPiglets> :)
<ExplodingPiglets> Still, I am also a troll 
<ExplodingPiglets> and when he is done "freaking out", I will post the logs
<Xero> THIS
<Xero> THREAD
<Xero> IS
<Xero> DILDOS
<Wizard> Im a fucking wizard and he is my troll
<ExplodingPiglets> but not before editing out the part where he is a troll
<Wizard> You are a cancer internet
<WheatThins> There are logs of him saying he is a troll
<ExplodingPiglets> we want it to seem realistic
<ExplodingPiglets> so that people actually think he is a moron
<Wizard> You are a fucking cancer that must be nuked with radiation at the cost of the body
<ExplodingPiglets> Which, he still could be. 
<zaiger> ExplodingPiglets y so blanking pages?
<rock> what man do you work for
<ExplodingPiglets> zaiger, this kind guy wanted his page to be removed. So I pretended to blank it. 
<ExplodingPiglets> for a bit
<ExplodingPiglets> I was going to wait a few minutes for him to settle down
<zaiger> k
<ExplodingPiglets> then I was going to be like "oops! I undid my blanking!"
<ExplodingPiglets> and watch him freak out
<ExplodingPiglets> It was going to be funny.
<Xero> ahguaugugh
<ExplodingPiglets> but meepsheeps script ruined my fun :(
<savetheinternet> Expect another DDoS in a few hours. I'll be back tomorrow.
<Beefcake> HELLO MICHAEL HOROWITZ OF MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA
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23:57		*** savetheinternet joined #ed
23:57	savetheinternet	Hey.
23:57	Sen	Are you circumsized, savetheinternet?
23:57	roidsage	oh fuck
23:57	savetheinternet	Nope.
23:57	roidsage	savetheinternet
23:57	savetheinternet	Hey, roidsage.
23:57	roidsage	holy shit
23:58	savetheinternet	Got something to say to me, cunt?
23:58	savetheinternet	Do you know who I am?
23:58	roidsage	we were just talking bout you
23:58	Sen	OoooOoOooooo
23:58	savetheinternet	I'm not a force to be reckoned with.
23:58	Sen	Someone wants to throwdown
23:58	roidsage	im gonna log this
23:58		*** grumpy quit (client exited: \(;-)
23:58	dickbutt9000	lol
23:58	Sen	Obviously as everyone trolls you like you're insignificant and you just get angrier, you fucking retard
23:58	roidsage	michael Right?
23:58	savetheinternet	Fuck off, Sen.
23:58	Sen	You are clearly NOT a force to be recokened with
23:58	savetheinternet	Don't say my real name.
23:59	roidsage	You name is Michael
23:59	roidsage	Michael Horowitz
23:59	roidsage	Michael Horowitz
23:59	roidsage	Michael Horowitz
23:59	roidsage	Michael Horowitz
23:59	savetheinternet	FUCK OFF
23:59	cryptopsy	hi sti
23:59	roidsage	YOUR NAME IS MICHAEL FUCKING HOROWITZ
23:59	dickbutt9000	rage in all caps it's the way to rage
23:59	savetheinternet	Hey, cryptopsy.
23:59	Sen	Someone needs a band-aid for his owwie
23:59	roidsage	You live in Australia
23:59	raine	im actually michael horowitz
23:59	savetheinternet	You do realize I can sue you all in a heartbeat, right?
23:59	roidsage	ha ha
23:59	roidsage	http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Savetheinternet
23:59	Zalgo	Title: Michael Horowitz - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.ch)
00:00	cryptopsy	sti why are you butthurt? i'm new to this network, so i don't know who's a faggot or not
00:00	roidsage	Sue this guy
00:00	roidsage	Lolcow
00:00	Sen	Slave the Intercest
00:00	roidsage	Im posting this
00:01		*** dragonwind joined #ed
00:01	RayZfox	http://fatpita.net/?i=900
00:01	savetheinternet	Post it and you get sued. Simple.
00:01	Zalgo	Title: fatpita.net :: funny random pictures (at fatpita.net)
00:02	RayZfox	savetheinternet: but i already has
00:02	dragonwind	do i smell a lolsuit?
00:02	Sen	Someone get STI (Honestly? That's your acronym?) some BBQ ripple ice cream
00:02	RayZfox	plus you dont know who i am cunt
00:02		*** Wizardreallydrunk quit (Ping timeout)
00:02	RayZfox	savetheinternet: go fist yourself and die.
00:02	savetheinternet	You got a problem with my fucking name, Sen?
00:02	RayZfox	dragonwind: http://fatpita.net/?i=900
00:02	raine	savetheinternet: you upset cuz ur out of matzah balls or something?
00:02	Zalgo	Title: fatpita.net :: funny random pictures (at fatpita.net)
00:02	dickbutt9000	savetheinternet is jewish
00:02	dragonwind	hi, im jack mehoff, esqire, attorney at lol
00:02	dickbutt9000	oh my
00:02	savetheinternet	Can you guys just leave me alone?
00:02	savetheinternet	Pick on someone your own size.
00:02	Sen	Not at all, merely find it ironic that it abbreviates to that
00:02	dickbutt9000	where is the jew cave located at savetheinternet?
00:03	roidsage	K guys stop milking the lolcow
00:03	roidsage	Pffffft jew
00:03	dragonwind	NEVAR!
00:03	Sen	sure, I can go back to lurking
00:03	roidsage	!ud jew
00:03	Zalgo	[UrbanDictionary] jew --> 1. Someone who practices Judaism. 2. Derogatory term for someone tight with their money or someone not very generous.
00:03	savetheinternet	You're all a bunch of goyim, aren't you?
00:03	dragonwind	forme, tetris it is
00:03	cryptopsy	what's a goyim?
00:03	dickbutt9000	zalgo must look it up for us
00:04	raine	what a MESHU'GEH
00:04	dickbutt9000	i have no clue what a fucking goyim is
00:04	Sen	!ud goyim
00:04	Zalgo	[UrbanDictionary] Goyim --> Non-Jews, in Hebrew and Yiddish. Literally, the "peoples." Sometimes pejorative. See shiksa and shaygetz
00:04	Sen	Informative.
00:04	dickbutt9000	oh so it means anyone who isnt a fucking kike
00:04	roidsage	k im gonna post the logs of this guy
00:05	savetheinternet	Don't.,
00:05	savetheinternet	Last warning.
00:06	cryptopsy	what's a meshu'geh ?
00:06	Sen	!ud meshu'guh
00:06	Zalgo	[UrbanDictionary] meshu'guh is not defined yet.
00:06	roidsage	hey internet
00:06	roidsage	ASL
00:06	raine	http://help.berberber.com/forum115/32122-hebrew-equivalent-american-exclamations-what-some-clean-ones.html
00:06	Zalgo	Title: Hebrew equivalent to American exclamations. What are some clean ones? - The international discussion forum (at help.berberber.com)
00:06	cryptopsy	!ud meshuggah
00:06	Zalgo	[UrbanDictionary] meshuggah --> n. 1. A metal band from Sweden whose music features many dizzingly complex polyrhythms and hemiolas characteristic of free jazz and African drumming. 2. A metal group whose rhythmic concepts tend to go right over the heads of most metal fans, leading them to pigeonhole the band with such descriptions as "toughest band I've ever heard," thus raping them of the credibi...
00:06	roidsage	AS:
00:06	roidsage	AS:
00:06	raine	this is what i googled
00:06	roidsage	ASL
00:06	roidsage	ASL
00:06	dickbutt9000	ASL
00:06	dickbutt9000	ASL
00:06	savetheinternet	Real fucking mature.
00:07	roidsage	ha ha
00:07	cryptopsy	umad?
00:07	dickbutt9000	umad bro?
00:07	Sen	YOU FORGOT TO SAY BRADLEY AT THE END OF REAL MATURE
00:07	Sen	NOOB
00:07	savetheinternet	Whatever.
00:07	savetheinternet	I've had it with this place.
00:07	Sen	We still love you
00:07	Sen	=]
00:07	roidsage	BYE
00:07	savetheinternet	If I ever see logs of me published by you, roidsage, don't be surprised when I rape you in the fucking ass with a lawsuit.
00:08		*** savetheinternet quit (client exited: Fuck off.)


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