Jonathan Niehaus

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Chris Chan's dog-raping twin

Jonathan Niehaus aka Zoojay (Born June 3rd, 1986) is an overweight, aspie, virgin, and bestiality songwriter ; who sounds like the lovechild of Cartman and Chris Chan when he speaks. He is a 26 year old zoophile who still lives with his parents in Indiana. More importantly he got fired from his job at the pet store for molesting dogs, and is notable for videotaping himself molesting his aunts' huskies. Jonathan is a seriously disturbed furfag with too much time on his hands. Finally, almost all of the songs he produces are about having sex with dogs, or his burning desire to get a canine of his own.

Songwriter

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Niehaus, picking out which songs to steal next on his iPod

As was stated earlier, Johnathan has written over 30 songs about his desire to rape a dog - in graphic detail. A majority of his songs consists of him singing about finding a dog (or owning one) and fucking it until one of them gets a bleeding asshole. Most of his songs have a particular dog as its' focus; A Siberian Husky.

Essential listening are: "I need or want a Siberian husky right now", "Anal sex (with the doggy)", "Husky cock", "Legalized bestiality needs to happen", "Sex with Huskies, again?!!", "Mate that pussy", and "Huskies in need (for sex)".Another theme of his songs is his hatred for his own father. And it gets much worse...

He's also ripped off at least a few songs that are known of. An example of his song theft is his song Aww, Cute Dog, which is no more than an Autotune version of Two Ton Paperweight with Johnathan's vocals, possibly also autotuned. Did we forget to mention that he charges listeners to listen to these copyright infringed songs?

Album Covers

With copyrighted songs about bestiality and huskies on sites such as last.fm and Amazon, you might not be surprised to find that Jonathan has arranged these songs in albums with cover art. Besides one cover featuring a picture of a husky, the rest include Mspaint cover art that looks like it was done by a 5 year old or an autistic man in his mid twenties.

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  The album art also doubles as fap fuel for Jonathan.
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  Some albums blatantly state what the songs are going to be about
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  "FUCK YOU DAD!"
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  A little too late for fucking his dogs.
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Raping dogs on video, furfaggotry, and Xtube

	“	Someone from 789chan needs to take down the article about me, they need to know I don't do taboo things like that anymore	„

This is his idea of a Fursuit

If you believed that Johnathan isn't being serious about what he sings about and believe that he's a very convincing troll, you are sadly mistaken. Johnathan has a history of raping dogs, which was why he got fired from working at a pet store.

Johnathan had followed his aunt's dogs with a video camera multiple times to film them. He later fapped to the footage and showed it off in bestiality forums. Such videos contain Johnathan videotaping his aunt's dogs pissing, Johnathan slobbing all over one of the huskies' mouth, and even him bending over to let one of the dogs mount his fat ass.

Here's a few videos to demonstrate that:

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It's no surprise that Johnathan would also have an Xtube. Johnathan used the site to promote something more terrifying than dog rape; himself. He filmed himself lifting his pubic mound to pee in the toilet and fapping while in a cheap Walmart werewolf costume. He had also uploaded quite a bit of his nudes onto the site.

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  Huskaaaayy
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  Where the fuck is his dick?
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  The cheap costume he uses in some of his nudes.
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  Halloween Everyday !
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  His Xtube account before it was deleted.
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  Johnathan with another furfag
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Parent Issues

	“	Sorry for the absence. I had my wifi plugs taken away (temporary), because I was being punished for starting an XTube account w/o knowing	„

Oh the drama!

"Fuck the law! :,("

It was only a matter of time before his own parents caught wind of his antics and decided to do something about it. Instead of banning Johnathan from the internet permanently and never allowing him near computer, they decided to give him a new computer "when he is ready." Of course, Johnathan didn't take the news well. Feeling frustrated by his parents, he went onto Twitter and bitched about the situation - even to the point where he threatened to kill his own father.

The next step was for his parents and his own therapist was to make him give up his flashdrives filled with bestiality porn and to delete his Xtube account. After Johnathan deleted his account and given up his flash drives, he considered becoming an hero, unable to cope with the loss.

His parents, being as computer literate as their own son, bought their son a new laptop, believing that their son couldn't fap to animal porn anymore with the loss of his flash drives, his old computer, and his word. Of course, Johnathan has as much willpower as a heroin addict and is back to fapping and posting on Twitter. A few days later, he deleted his Twitter account.

Dox

Like most autistics on the Internet, he decided to go and Dox himself, his address and number are:

Jonathan Niehaus

13799 Perrin Drive

City : Carmel

State : Indiana

United States

Zip Code : 46032

Email : [email protected]

Confirmed Phone Number : 317 575 0883

Zoojay The Dogfucker

Work at Meijer

1424 W Carmel Dr

Carmel, Indiana 46032

(317) 573-8300

You can see his Dox on most of his pages.

Websites/Social Networks

A Siberian Husky photographed listening to the music of Mr Neihaus.

Niehaus made a lot of sites to show his creepiness and music, he almost always updates his Facebook and Twitter pages.

• http://www.last.fm/music/Jonathan+Niehaus
• http://www.facebook.com/ZJ.Wolf
• http://twitter.com/ZoojayWerewolf deleted
• http://www.beastforum.com/showuser-187548.html
• http://zoojay.sofurry.com/
• http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zoojay/
• http://unblockedpiratebay.com/?loadurl=/torrent/7559598/Jonathan_Niehaus_Zoojay_Discography
• http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=zoojay_wolf Pwned by his own father
• http://www.43things.com/person/zoojay
• http://tinypic.com/r/zr1jd/6/ Poor dog NSFW

See Also

• Bestiality
• Faggot
• Chris-Chan
• Fat
• Manchild
• Retarded
• Victim complex
• Virgin

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