Afghanistan

KNELT TO THE TALIBAN GIGACHAD

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2000 YEARS UNDEFEATED
Afghanistan
Name	Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan د افغانستان اسلامي امارت (Pasto) امارت اسلامی افغانستان (Dari)
National Anthem	Da da Bathorano Khor
Motto	لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله
Goverment	Islamic Theocracy Emirate
Capital	Kabul
Independence Day	August 15, 2021
Leader	Hibatullah Akhundzada (Supreme Leader)
Ethic Groups	Majority: Pashto, Tajik Minority: Hazara, Aimaq, and Turkic Peoples
Currency	Afghan Afghani
Religion	Islam (Almost all of them) Very tiny non-Muslim minorities
Population	40 Million

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The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, also known as Talibanistan is the actual Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, and the Birthplace of Toxic Masculinity unlike the fat-ass godless America who are invading them LOL defeated and they were the culprit of the mess in the country! The country is inhabited by Pro-patriarchy masculine gigachad Jihadis who are strong enough to kick the US invaders out from the country thanks to their strong faith in Islam and rejects feminism, secularism, and other liberal ideas entirely.

Afghanistan is also known as the "Graveyard of Empires", America being its latest victim. Various empires throughout history have been unable to defeat these brave poor farmers such as the Bri'ishs, and the Soviets.

History

Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of Germans. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of Bill Nye (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit. When Russian and British Imperialism hit Central Asia (the Great Game), the whole place became United Kingdom's bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to rape them except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out Osama bin Laden and friends No. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.

Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in Europe. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of Persia before they separated due to religion and Arabs conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called "Hazaras" are common chinks with a little bit of 'other' merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.

In recent history, Osama Bin Laden fell in love with the country and took it over with his Taliban. A month before 9/11, the Afghan Army was planning to attack the US with its mujaheddin, but it failed hard. One month later they blew up the World Trade Center (everyone knows Jews did WTC, not Muslims). Butthurt, the US declared war on Afghanistan. After years of looking for Bin Laden, the Americans got tired but remained "devoted" to the cause by leaving the Canadian army in charge. The Canadians have since then installed peace and order and rule over the country from their dark and untakeable fortress in Kandahar Airbase, where they enjoy playing cards, torturing prisoners and playing hockey.

Reoccupied by the Taliban

A Taliban activist found on Stickam.

As of 2021, after the withdrawal of U.S. forces, the Taliban quickly planted flags in most major Afghan cities, the capital, Kabul, was also eaten. It was only a matter of time before Afghanistan becomes a Sharia theocracy again, given the trend of Islamic Republic Afghan leaders slowly leaving the country to run.

Demographics

Afghanistan contains about 29.8 million people with beards and turbans on their heads, and a few confused lost wiggers. Afghan women all have to wear oversized binbags, although whether this is due to the Islamist attitude of the populace or the general fugliness of the women is debated.

From to Godwin's Law, Afghanistan is the origin of the Aryan race, as proved by this one little white girl from Afghanistan. Historically, the Aryans invaded early civilization on the Indus Valley and asspwned the dark skinned yet ironically more intelligent inhabitants, giving them the Vedas and the Indo-European influenced language. If you are wondering why, if those dark skinned people were so intelligent, they got utterly pwned; shut up you racist.

Leaders

The only known leader of Afghanistan that was known until now was Osama bin Laden, who is most known for being a local and American hero and humanitarian. In 2001, he was agonizingly framed for masterminding 9/11. Laden was later ruthlessly murdered in the attack of the NATO as he tried to save his fellow humans from the evils of western imperialism. When his death was confirmed, the country bowed down to the Canadian lead invader forces. Since then, the provisional dark emperor claimed the country in the name of Zionist-occupied Goverment.

Taliban copypasta

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about Allah, you little infidel? Ill have you know I finished top of my group in the Taliban training camp, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the US military, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in hostage taking and I'm the top terrorist in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another kafir. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Allah’s Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot, As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mujahedeen across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, infidel. The storm that wipes out the blasphemous little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be in the Centre of Mecca, during prayer time, and I can stone you in over 40 ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Taliban army, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Taliban and Al-Qaeda and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Allah’s creation, you infidel. If only you could have known what haram retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the jizyah, you Allahdamn idiot. I will shit His wrath all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Kuffar."

Famous Afghan exports

Afghanistan is well known for its modern industrial and technological economy.

• The Afghan Hound
• The Afghan Coat
• The Afghan Whigs
• Afghan wigs
• Afghan Carpets
• The Afghan Afghani, the official currency of Afghanistan
• The Afghan Snowball [1]
• Afghan Goo
• Afghan Kalashnikovs
• Afghan Pipeline
• Afghan Tea-bag
• Afghani Sauna
• Afghanistan Skunk
• Afghanistan Haze
• Afghanistan Slurpee
• Afghanistanimation [2]
  
• The AK-47
• Dead American troops
• Opium
• Dead Hajjis
• Faggots in denial
• Human rights violations It is also human right too, libtards!!

How to Troll an Afghan

Because of the emergence of Taliban Memer Malang Khostay during 2021 Taliban takeover, and some of the alt-righters even praised it, sadly we cannot troll them anymore, so here is some wholesome good shit of the Taliban enjoying stuffs like what normal human being do.

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• Asia
• China
• Iran
• Islam
• Pakistan
• Tajikistan
• Mujahideen Video
• Turkmenistan
• Uzbekistan
• Holland - their government fell because of Afghanistan debates.
• Kyrgyzstan
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