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Unfortunately, James only managed to kill just one of them—a [[morbidly obese]] 32-year-old [[white]] [[whale]] and [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter named '''Heather Heyer'''—and was promptly arrested and charged with being a "[[Nazi]]" by the [[BLM|Social Justice Police]] '''''despite being a goddamn kike'''''.
Unfortunately, James only managed to kill just one of them—a [[morbidly obese]] 32-year-old [[white]] [[whale]] and [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter named '''Heather Heyer'''—and was promptly arrested and charged with being a "[[Nazi]]" by the [[BLM|Social Justice Police]] '''''despite being a goddamn kike'''''.


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File:AntifaHatesCars.jpg|Antifa are known for their dislike of [[Car|motor vehicles]] and habit of [[Arson|lighting shit on fire]].
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Revision as of 19:06, 13 August 2017

The hero of this story.

James Alex Fields, Jr.✡ is an innocent 27-year-old Jew from Ohio whose life was flipped turned upside down on August 12th, 2017, when he was visiting Charlottesville, Virginia, and his car was suddenly swarmed by a vicious pack of angry Antifags. Realizing that he was about to have his ride stolen and then be brutally scalped just for being white, James made the fateful decision to put the pedal to the metal and run over 20 niggers and faggots who were retardedly standing in the middle of the street.

Unfortunately, James only managed to kill just one of them—a morbidly obese 32-year-old white whale and Bernie Sanders supporter named Heather Heyer—and was promptly arrested and charged with being a "Nazi" by the Social Justice Police despite being a goddamn kike.


The Crash

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RIP Heather Heyer

RIP Heather Heyer.
   
“ 		 
Aye, Starbuck; aye, my hearties all round; it was Moby Dick that dismasted me; Moby Dick that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye.

Aye, aye! it was that accursed white whale that razed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!

Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.
 

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—Captain Ahab, remembering his time with Heather Heyer


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    How Heather Heyer wanted to be seen.
  • She would have been dead of a heart attack before age 40 anyways.
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  • HAN THE MARPOONS
    HAN THE MARPOONS
  • Classic FGAS!
    Classic FGAS!
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See Also


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