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Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his car surrounded by a bunch of [[Chimpout|angry apes]] and realized that his only chance of escaping a brutal arse-[[raping]] was to step on the gas and [[GTFO]] of there – this however meant running over the 20+ retards who were [[Suicide|standing in the middle of the fucking street]] and screaming incoherently about how America is somehow [[Bullshit|becoming like Nazi Germany]].
Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his car surrounded by a bunch of [[Chimpout|angry apes]] and realized that his only chance of escaping a brutal arse-[[raping]] was to step on the gas and [[GTFO]] of there – this however meant running over the 20+ retards who were [[Suicide|standing in the middle of the fucking street]] and screaming incoherently about how America is somehow [[Bullshit|becoming like Nazi Germany]].


One of the retards who was standing in the street was 500 pound '''Heifer Heyer''' who, due to her immense size, was unable to [[9/11|jump]] out of the way and ended up [[Funny|tragically]] dying several years earlier than her doctor thought she would.
One of the retards who was standing in the street was 500 pound '''Heather Heyer''' who, due to her immense size, was unable to [[9/11|jump]] out of the way and ended up [[Funny|tragically]] dying several years earlier than her doctor thought she would.
 


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The hero of this story.

James Alex Fields, Jr. is an innocent 27-year-old Jew from Ohio whose life was flipped turned upside down on August 12th, 2017, when he was visiting Charlottesville, Virginia, and his car was suddenly swarmed by a vicious pack of angry Antifags. Realizing that he was about to have his ride stolen and then be brutally scalped just for being white, James made the fateful decision to put the pedal to the metal and run over 20 niggers and faggots who were retardedly standing in the middle of the street.

Unfortunately, James only managed to kill just one of them—a morbidly obese 32-year-old white whale and Bernie Sanders supporter named Heather Heyer—and was promptly arrested and charged with being a "Nazi" by the Social Justice Police despite being a goddamn kike.


The Crash

On August 12th, 2017, the white supremacist group known as the Alt-Right was planning a #UniteTheRight rally in Charlottesville to protest the desecration and state-sanctioned destruction of confederate monuments and statues. Unsurprisingly, the terrorist organizations known as Antifa, BlackLivesMatter and The Resistance all decided to stage a violent counter-protest so they could collect some more Nazi scalps.

James Alex Fields, a registered Republicunt and former Bernie Sanders supporter decided to travel from his native Ohio to attend the #UniteTheRight rally to offer his support to his president and stand up to the evil globalists who are attempting to turn America into a poor man's version of Sharia Sweden.

Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his car surrounded by a bunch of angry apes and realized that his only chance of escaping a brutal arse-raping was to step on the gas and GTFO of there – this however meant running over the 20+ retards who were standing in the middle of the fucking street and screaming incoherently about how America is somehow becoming like Nazi Germany.

One of the retards who was standing in the street was 500 pound Heather Heyer who, due to her immense size, was unable to jump out of the way and ended up tragically dying several years earlier than her doctor thought she would.


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RIP Heather Heyer

RIP Heather Heyer.
   
 
Aye, Starbuck; aye, my hearties all round; it was Moby Dick that dismasted me; Moby Dick that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye.

Aye, aye! it was that accursed white whale that razed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!

Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.
 


 
 

—Captain Ahab, remembering his time with Heather Heyer


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