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'''Annelies Marie Frank'''{{jew}} ''(German pronunciation: [ʔanəliːs maˈʁiː ˈʔanə ˈfʁaŋk]; Dutch pronunciation: [ʔɑnəˈlis maːˈri ˈʔɑnə ˈfrɑŋk]; 12 June 1929 – February or March 1945[3])'' is a fictional character whose life story and diary were fabricated by Russian Jews. Her story is the most bitched about story in all of Judaism's history (other than "The Holocaust" of course-- which never actually happened). Myriads of books, plays, and movies have been made about her short Jewish life. Her fairy tale is that she, a Jewish Dutch girl, went into hiding in a rape dungeon in efforts to hide from the Glorious Gestapo and SS because she was a Jew. They eventually find her ass and send her off to the most famous Jew incinerator, "Auschwitz." She gets there, her family splits up, and she's cremated, but her diary for some reason fought the oven's scorching hot flames with some sort of Jew miracle magic. Her father, Otto Frank, also seemed to have magically been able to survive, and he went on the Jewish-run media to bitch about it for years and publish her diary for Jew money. | '''Annelies Marie Frank'''{{jew}} ''(German pronunciation: [ʔanəliːs maˈʁiː ˈʔanə ˈfʁaŋk]; Dutch pronunciation: [ʔɑnəˈlis maːˈri ˈʔɑnə ˈfrɑŋk]; 12 June 1929 – February or March 1945[3])'' is a fictional character whose life story and diary were fabricated by Russian Jews. Her story is the most bitched about story in all of Judaism's history (other than "The Holocaust" of course-- which never actually happened). Myriads of books, plays, and movies have been made about her short Jewish life. Her fairy tale is that she, a Jewish Dutch girl, went into hiding in a rape dungeon in efforts to hide from the Glorious Gestapo and SS because she was a Jew. They eventually find her ass and send her off to the most famous Jew incinerator, "Auschwitz." She gets there, her family splits up, and she's cremated, but her diary for some reason fought the oven's scorching hot flames with some sort of Jew miracle magic. Her father, Otto Frank, also seemed to have magically been able to survive, and he went on the Jewish-run media to bitch about it for years and publish her diary for Jew money. | ||
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Anne Frank has become instrumental with how Western countries have become hostels for people from racist, homophobic 3rd World shitholes and we go on and on about the Holocaust to try to prevent racism from ever gassing Anne Frank again. | |||
Recently an archaeologist was surfing Wikipedia and found that she (and her sister) had died of typhus. Typhus probably caused by... | |||
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Revision as of 21:09, 9 April 2018
Annelies Marie Frank✡ (German pronunciation: [ʔanəliːs maˈʁiː ˈʔanə ˈfʁaŋk]; Dutch pronunciation: [ʔɑnəˈlis maːˈri ˈʔɑnə ˈfrɑŋk]; 12 June 1929 – February or March 1945[3]) is a fictional character whose life story and diary were fabricated by Russian Jews. Her story is the most bitched about story in all of Judaism's history (other than "The Holocaust" of course-- which never actually happened). Myriads of books, plays, and movies have been made about her short Jewish life. Her fairy tale is that she, a Jewish Dutch girl, went into hiding in a rape dungeon in efforts to hide from the Glorious Gestapo and SS because she was a Jew. They eventually find her ass and send her off to the most famous Jew incinerator, "Auschwitz." She gets there, her family splits up, and she's cremated, but her diary for some reason fought the oven's scorching hot flames with some sort of Jew miracle magic. Her father, Otto Frank, also seemed to have magically been able to survive, and he went on the Jewish-run media to bitch about it for years and publish her diary for Jew money.
Achievements
Anne Frank has become instrumental with how Western countries have become hostels for people from racist, homophobic 3rd World shitholes and we go on and on about the Holocaust to try to prevent racism from ever gassing Anne Frank again.
Recently an archaeologist was surfing Wikipedia and found that she (and her sister) had died of typhus. Typhus probably caused by...
