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[[Image:Mussolini1.gif|thumb|left|Andrea Mussolini at her finest]] | [[Image:Mussolini1.gif|thumb|left|Andrea Mussolini at her finest]] | ||
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[[Image:Mussolini_hitler.jpg|thumb|right|Adolf and Andrea on their honeymoon]] | [[Image:Mussolini_hitler.jpg|thumb|right|Adolf and Andrea on their honeymoon]] | ||
Benito Amilcare '''Andrea''' Mussolini was an italian <s>shitskin</s> (it's already implicit in italian) dictator who [[pwned|pwnt]] Southern [[Europe]] [[at least 100]] years ago. Her [[Wop|Italian]] [[X is not your personal army|army]] didn't worry much about the [[Jews]], since her lover [[Hitler]] was [[Winnar|successfully]] [[trolling]] in the North. | Benito Amilcare '''Andrea''' Mussolini was an italian <s>shitskin</s> (it's already implicit in italian) dictator who [[pwned|pwnt]] Southern [[Europe]] [[at least 100]] years ago. Her [[Wop|Italian]] [[X is not your personal army|army]] didn't worry much about the [[Jews]], since her lover [[Hitler]] was [[Winnar|successfully]] [[trolling]] in the North. | ||
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Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini was an italian shitskin (it's already implicit in italian) dictator who pwnt Southern Europe at least 100 years ago. Her Italian army didn't worry much about the Jews, since her lover Hitler was successfully trolling in the North.
Early Life
Andrea, or Benito, as she preferred to be called, grew up in a pizza parlor in the Crown Heights neighborhood of black person. Her father was a famous tomato sauce manufacturer, and her mother was a Lady of the Night with a charming affliction. Young Andrea developed a fetish for wearing blood-stained panties that her mother's whore friends would leave on the Parlour floor. This is how she met a fellow CD named Adolf Hitler - trading pix via post, since /b/ wouldn't be invented for like 10 years.
Love Affair
Andrea and Hitler fell quickly in love, driven by their mutual hatred of Jews and their love of teh cock. They decided to elope, fleeing to Denmark, the only country on Earth ghey enough to marry them. There they hatched their scheme for Total World Domination. It was decided that Hitler would pwn the Jews, Andrea would get the Ethiopians, and some nip would get to eat the rest of the AZNs.
WWII
Done strictly for the lulz, WWII was going great for the lovers until some fagots fucked their shit up. Hitler famously became An hero on January 3rd, 1956, the same day Mel Gibson was born. Andrea was heartbroken. She took a bunch of pills in a cam chat and washed them down with Mojitos.
Communist guerrillas eventually tracked her down and pwned her and her whore severely in the ass. They then hanged her upside down for the lulz.