Wop

Wops in popular culture.

This race needs a serious clean up Somebody should do something about it.

Study the above phrases. See the pattern? Good. If you are American, you have just fulfilled your foreign language requirements.

Wops (scientific term Hyaena Italianus) are a subspecies of Hyena native to Shitaly. They are also known as Dagos, retards, losers, Pasta Niggers, Wogs, and subhuman trash. One theory is that it was derived from the Italian word "guappo" which was predictably mispronounced by dumbfuck redneck Americans. In Italy, this term was supposedly used to describe an organized gang of IRL tough guys called the Guapperia. Do not confuse them with Internet Tough Guys or they might put your head in a vice. However, if you are not retarded, you will notice that WOP stands for WithOut Papers, Without Official Papers, or WithOut Passport, all of which describe the average dago immigrant. Because Italians all carry certain genes, a wop will usually add unnecessary vowels to English words while gesticulating wildly, not unlike Ebonics. Should you encounter a wop, show your respect by imitating this practice as seen in the image at right.

A dago in its natural habitat. Note the thick black hair, shifty eyes, and apparent involvement in organized violence with a member of a superior race.

[In]Famous Wops

• Al Capone
• Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto
• Benito Mussolini
• Mario & Luigi
• Nickolaus
• Armake21
• Son of Art
• Giuliani
• Gwen Stefani
• Massimo D'Alema
• Vic Mignogna, who even bears the name in his fucking email address.
• Ferrari Guy
• Joe Arpaio
• Luigi Mangione

Biology

As previously established, the Wop is a subspecies of Hyena. Although it has many of the traits of the hyena, wops also have fewer positive traits

Trait			Wop		Hyena
Scavenges for food			X		X
Deceit			X		X
Highly invasive			X
Makes loud vocal noises when near others of its own species			X		X
Retardation			X		X
Faggotry			X		X
rolls in own poop			X		X
Newly gestated offspring look cute					X
Removes retarded CEOs			x

What is an italians favorite burger?

A wopper

Sources

Urban Dictionary

Other meanings of WOP

Weevs Oppressive Page

See Also

• Guelph-Where Canadian wops are spawned.
• Guido
• Italy
• Jude's Army
• Pizza
• Sean Micheal Mckenzie - A lolcow wop, what a shocker. That there even is one.