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Stretched penile length is correlated with erect length

That is how the majority of medical studies determine penile size http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8709382 It's extremely odd how you have no problem with using self reported data that enflates Italy's size but take issue with actual studies. Stop butthurt re-editing.

No stretched penis size doesnt correlate with erect penis size.--DatAss70 11:35, 28 February 2015 (EST)


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11:47, 4 January 2013 (EST)


Videos of small-dicked black guys


Satire

Tigercommander 11:21, 10 January 2015 (EST)


I know what a Satire is but I think you are the one who dont know what a Satire actually is.--DatAss70 14:58, 10 January 2015 (EST)

Unban

Look, you have talk page access, I can unban you if you promise to never touch the article you were told to leave. deal? Tigercommander 04:30, 16 January 2015 (EST)

OK, but I have one condition please delete the false penis size data about Russia and Germany, this shit ruins the whole article.--DatAss70 13:39, 23 January 2015 (EST)

You really don't get to make conditions here as long as you want to stay unbanned--Boudica 15:39, 23 January 2015 (EST)

I was going to tell him no too but for some reason i couldn't edit his talk page Tigercommander 23:21, 23 January 2015 (EST)
  • Edit the article however you'd like, if you have anymore problems with the janitorial staff tell me. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:54, 26 January 2015 (EST)
  • Mantequilla its not janitorial he just keeps removing the penile statistics because they are not true, I keep telling him its not wikipedia but he keeps doing it Tigercommander 22:08, 26 January 2015 (EST)

Russian Internet Defense Force

How much does Putin pay you? --LmaoZedong 3rd February 2015

I only want to correct the article, it contains a lot of boring, unfunny and nonsensical things, for example how you can troll Russians when you calling Lenin a Homo? Lenin isnt their National hero.--DatAss70 10:17, 4 February 2015 (EST)

Lenin is the hero of the communist fags that could stumble upon Russia´s article, the more people you piss off the better. --LmaoZedong 4th February 2015
There is only one problem not all Russians are communists, like not all Americans are capitalists.--DatAss70 14:26, 5 February 2015 (EST)
fucking kremlin shill, its satire.NOT REAL, who cares if Armenia is allied with russia? if they indeed love each other then we would have made someone confused. Which is good Tigercommander 14:39, 20 February 2015 (EST)
Im not a so-called Kremlin shill you stupid americunt. You dont know what a satire actually is, writing some nonsens has nothing to do with a satire.--DatAss70 11:02, 24 February 2015 (EST)
First I'm not an American. Second You suck and should probably kill your self Tigercommander 07:17, 26 February 2015 (EST)
lel I am not the only one who thinks that Datass is a Kremlin astroturfer or shill --LmaoZedong 26th February 2015
Ok, then you are a libyan subhuman, you are the one who should kill yourself.--DatAss70 09:57, 1 March 2015 (EST)
The article about Russia is partly boring, I only wanted to correct it.--DatAss70 09:57, 1 March 2015 (EST)
LmaoZedong, I will reveal secret to you: every Russian citizen gets 15 Russian roubles from Putin for every edit on ED. Also there is similar government program for foreign citizens. To join the government program you should send letter to Putin through this site - it's ok if your letter is in English or in another language. Join us and earn money editing ED! ICAN 05:03, 2 March 2015 (EST)
Nobody gives a fuck how "correct" an article is. It isn't supposed to be "correct." Edit the article again. I dare you. —  VX  06:40, 2 March 2015 (EST)


Come on my version of the article is better, writing nonsense has nothing to do with a Satire.--DatAss70 09:38, 2 March 2015 (EST)

Hai

While i do love you edits so far. Your last edit to Russia was straight out vandalism. Plz stop Tigercommander 14:12, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

Please can you explain me your accusation?--DatAss70 14:17, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

Still your other edits were good really so keep up the good workTigercommander 14:27, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

How is that vandalism? He changed an image he thought was not funny into something he thought was. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:21, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
really compare the image on top to the one on the bottom. Tigercommander 15:25, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

Come on I think this jokes about homophobia in Russia are boring because Homophobia in Russia is actually not a bigger problem than in Latvia.--DatAss70 11:35, 20 March 2015 (EDT)

Last warning

I decided to cut you some slack. Don't remove anymore content from the talk pages anymore. This is your last warning. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:20, 1 April 2015 (EDT)

I think you have a problem

Srsly, you are far too obsessed with that article about dick sizes. I just thought you should know that it doesn't seem healthy. Talk | Contribs 16:36, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

Russia

I'm sick of the stupid edit war so just stay about from Russia. This is ridiculous and I'm tired of hearing about it. reply 11:34, 1 May 2015 (EDT)

I dont think that trying to correct an article is ridiculos.--DatAss70 14:28, 4 May 2015 (EDT)
Fine. If you're going to be an idiot then I'll stick my neck out for someone else. reply 08:24, 5 May 2015 (EDT)

Come on let me change some things in the article, only some things.--DatAss70 14:08, 5 May 2015 (EDT)