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Revision as of 02:51, 23 July 2016
Another fucking Mass Shooting. We're getting tired of having to write these articles, but evidently, it's whats getting us the views. On July 22nd, 2016 (The 5th anniversary of Anders Behring Breivik's 2011 Norway attack that Pwn'd 77 n00bz), the city of Munich, located in Germany, was subjected to a moderately epic shooting spree which has claimed 8+ lives. As of typing, no shooter(s) have been located or arrested. News reports suggested up to 3 players in this level; how long they can survive their 4 star wanted level is yet to be determined. Stay tuned!
Background
Just a week before the attack, a 17 year old Mudslime decided to go for the high score by using nothing but an axe and his own brute strength. He critically injured a few NPCs before getting shot and wasted by the cops. ISIS claimed responsibility for the attack, like they did for the Paris Mass Shooting that killed over a hundred, and the Nice Truck Attack 2016 that pwn'd 80+ noobs, just a few weeks ago.
Since the vast majority of Europeans are pussy whipped and weak, there is a 99.1488% chance that the suspect(s) in question are likely Muslim Arabs pledging allegiance to ISIS.
Shooting Spree
Argument
Balcony Guy: Da ist er der scheiß türke! / There he is stupid turk
Shooter: I'm German
Balcony Guy: Di bist en Wichser das bist du! / You're Wanker that's what you are!
Shooter:Wegen Typen wie dir musst ich mir ne Waffen kaufen um euch alle Abzuknallen! / Because of Guys like you I bought a gun to shoot you all!
Balcony Guy: Ey Scheiß Türke !/ Ey Fucking turk
Shooter: Hör auf zu Filmen wegen Arschlöchern wie dir wurd ich die letzten 7 jahre gemobbt! / Stop Filming because of assholes like you I was bullied for the past 7 years !
Balcony Guy: Scheiß Kanacke ! / Fucking Sandnigger !
Shooter: Ja Was ! Ich bin hier geboren worden ! / Yes What ! I was Born Here !
Balcony Guy: Ey der hat ne waffe here der irre hat ne knarre ruf mal einer die Bullen ! / Ey he has a gun there the Psycho has a Gun ! Somebody already call the Cops !
Shooter: Ich hatte ne Zukumft ! Anders als ihr scheiß Hartz Vierer ! / I had a Future ! Other then Wellfare Guys like you !
Balcony Guy: Oh Halt die Schnauze du Arschloch da unten ! / Oh Shut up you Asshole down there !
Shooter: Wegen Arschlöchern wie dir war ich ganz lang in Therapy !c / Because of Assholes like you I was very long in therapy !
Balcony Guy: Da kommt sicher ne strafe für dich ! / There sure will come a punishment for You !
Shooter: Ich hab nichts getan ! Halten sie the Schnauze man ! / I did nothing wrong ! Shut the fuck up man !
Balcony Guy: Ey du wirst sterben du verfickter Idiot !/ Ey You will die fucking Idiot!
Shooter: *Fires at the püoeple on the Balcony*
Balcony Guy : Ahh Wichser ! / Ahh Wanker ! muffled possible Deckung/ Cover
Shooter: Drops Magazin and possible reloads and begins to walk away
Balcony Guy: Screams a ballade of racial slurs and insults at him at him
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 9/20 |
| Accuracy: | X/20 |
| Style: | X/20 Comment |
| Butthurt: | X/20 Comment |
| Bonus: | X/20 Comment |
| Total score: X/100 (X) | |
User:Morris/WantedLevel for the wanted level when we get the casualty count down
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