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[[File:MS13Lizard.jpg|thumb|MS-13 members are [[reptilian]] humanoids who enjoy [[Blowjob|sucking cock]] and [[Black people|killing other gang members]].]] | |||
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'''MS-13''' or '''Mara Salvatrucha''' ([[Spanish]] [[Retard]]ese for "''Gang El Salvadoran Street Smarts''") is a [[Batshit Insane|muy loco]] [[Religion|street gang]] that originated in the third-world shithole known as [[Los Angeles]] in the early [[1980]]s and has since expanded to include [[over 9000]] members | '''MS-13''' or '''Mara Salvatrucha''' ([[Spanish]] [[Retard]]ese for "''Gang El Salvadoran Street Smarts''") is a [[Batshit Insane|muy loco]] [[Religion|street gang]] that originated in the third-world shithole known as [[Los Angeles]], [[California]], in the early [[1980]]s and has since expanded to include [[over 9000|over 30,000]] members worldwide – almost all of whom are [[illegal immigrants]] with more faggy [[Tattoo|tats]] than the entire fucking [[Japs|Yakuza]]. MS-13's official motto of "''[[Kill]], [[Rape]], [[Cunt|Con]][[Troll|trol]].''" is widely believed to have been stolen directly from [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]], so naturally we're still a little bit [[Butthurt|salty]] over that and think that they're all a bunch of cum-guzzling [[faggots]] who should just do us all a favour and [[Kill yourself|kill themselves]]. | ||
In May, [[2018]], [[Americunt]] president [[Donald J. Trump]] referred to the members of MS-13 as "'''[[Animals]]'''" at a press conference and successfully [[trolled]] the entire [[Fake News]] [[Liberal]] [[Jews|Media]] into defending the [[violent]] street gang against this heinous act of dehumanizing [[rapist]]s and [[murder]]ers by comparing them to [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle|dumb monkeys who fling their own shit at each other]]. Many members of [[Kesha|Ke$ha's]] insufferable [[Fantard|fanbase]]—who refer to themselves as "''Animals''"—were also offended that Trump had reduced the Mara Salvatrucha to their level and argued that "''[[Wyatt Mann|Smelly, dumb, beaner scum.]]''" would have been a more [[politically correct]] and less [[offensive]] term. | |||
[[File:MS13Victim.jpg|thumb|[[Fate/stay night|I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death. Nor known to life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works".]]]] | [[File:MS13Victim.jpg|thumb|[[Fate/stay night|I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death. Nor known to life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works".]]]] | ||
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MS-13 or Mara Salvatrucha (Spanish Retardese for "Gang El Salvadoran Street Smarts") is a muy loco street gang that originated in the third-world shithole known as Los Angeles, California, in the early 1980s and has since expanded to include over 30,000 members worldwide – almost all of whom are illegal immigrants with more faggy tats than the entire fucking Yakuza. MS-13's official motto of "Kill, Rape, Control." is widely believed to have been stolen directly from Encyclopædia Dramatica, so naturally we're still a little bit salty over that and think that they're all a bunch of cum-guzzling faggots who should just do us all a favour and kill themselves.
In May, 2018, Americunt president Donald J. Trump referred to the members of MS-13 as "Animals" at a press conference and successfully trolled the entire Fake News Liberal Media into defending the violent street gang against this heinous act of dehumanizing rapists and murderers by comparing them to dumb monkeys who fling their own shit at each other. Many members of Ke$ha's insufferable fanbase—who refer to themselves as "Animals"—were also offended that Trump had reduced the Mara Salvatrucha to their level and argued that "Smelly, dumb, beaner scum." would have been a more politically correct and less offensive term.
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
| UFO Cults: | Scientology • Galactic Federation of Light • Heaven's Gate • Raelians • Nibiru |
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| New-age Faggotry: |
Wicca • The Dolmen • Moonies • Paganism • Black Alchemy • Fagnosticism • Prem Rawat • Voluntary Human Extinction Movement • Thoth • Ron Paul • Red Ice Creations |
| Raep cults: | Al Qaeda • Maniacs Murder Cult • Manson Family • Masons • Satanism |
| Jesus Cults: | Aum Shinrikyo • Branch Davidians • Chick Tracts • Ex-Gay • Mormonism • People's Temple • Westboro Baptist Church |
| Wannabe Cults: | Sephyism • Sonic CulT • Vampires • Goths • Furries • Mulderite • Wooks • Bronies • Libertarians • Feminism |
| Stupid Cults: | Scientology • Atheism • Social Justice • Breatharian • Michelle Belanger/House Kheperu • Sonic Passion • Highgate Vampire, the • The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch |
| Troll Cults: | Anonymous • Cult of the Dead Cow • Raptor Jesus • John Solomon • Church of the SubGenius • Discordianism |
| Web 2.0 Cults: | Atheist Scum United • Kiwi Farms • Kony 2012 • Rational Response Squad • RationalWiki • Wikipedia • WP:DAILYMAIL • Young Tubers United |
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MS-13 is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me. |
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