MS-13

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MS-13 or Mara Salvatrucha (Spanish Retardese for "Gang El Salvadoran Street Smarts") is a muy loco street gang that originated in the third-world shithole known as Los Angeles, California, in the early 1980s and has since expanded to include over 30,000 members worldwide – almost all of whom are illegal immigrants with more faggy tats than the entire fucking Yakuza. MS-13's official motto of "Kill, Rape, Control." is widely believed to have been stolen directly from Encyclopædia Dramatica, so naturally we're still a little bit salty over that and think that they're all a bunch of cum-guzzling faggots who should just do us all a favour and kill themselves.

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MS-13 members are reptilian humanoids who enjoy sucking cock and killing other gang members.

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The upstanding citizens of MS-13.

In May, 2018, Americunt president Donald J. Trump referred to the members of MS-13 as "Animals" at a press conference and successfully trolled the entire Fake News Liberal Media into defending the violent street gang against this heinous act of dehumanizing rapists and murderers by comparing them to dumb monkeys who fling their own shit at each other. Many members of Ke$ha's insufferable fanbase—who refer to themselves as "Animals"—were also offended that Trump had reduced the Mara Salvatrucha to their level and argued that "Smelly, dumb, beaner scum." would have been a more politically correct and less offensive term.

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I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death. Nor known to life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works".

See Also

• MS-DOS
• MS Paint
• Los Angeles
• El Salvador
• DACA
• Narcovideo
• Crips

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