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{{spoiler|a single foreskin has [https://thetyee.ca/News/2006/07/25/Circumcision/ <b>a market value of around $100,000!</b>] Now we know where they get all their money}}
{{spoiler|a single foreskin has [https://thetyee.ca/News/2006/07/25/Circumcision/ <b>a market value of around $100,000!</b>] Now we know where they get all their money}}
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{{Ibhead|''"phones will make you a phony and crones will make you a crony"''}}
{{Ibhead|''"phones will make you a phony and crones will make you a crony"''}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Powerword]]'''|Moshe Finkberg}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Powerword]]'''|Moshe Finkberg/משה פינקברג}}
{{Ibrow|'''Race'''|[[Jew|Kike]]}} [[File:JewThreat.png]]
{{Ibrow|'''Race'''|[[Jew|Kike]]}} [[File:JewThreat.png]]
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{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Dude]]}}
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Shalom [[Not Jewish|gentile]] [[goyim]]!   
Shalom [[Not Jewish|gentile]] [[goyim]]!   
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Nicknamed The Wandering Jew (some people call me The Electric Jew too, and as fitting as it is, they are mistaken as that is the nickname of another kike that i've personally been introduced to)
Nicknamed The Wandering Jew (some people call me The Electric Jew too, and as fitting as it is, they are mistaken as that is the nickname of another kike that i've personally been introduced to)


I'm an [[Jewish Internet Defense Force|æditor]] and a [[jew gold|bounty hunter]]
I'm an [[Jewish Internet Defense Force|æditor]] <s>and a [[jew gold|bounty hunter]]</s>


I'm also known as "Fast Finkberg" because at my [[Profit|Bar Mitzvah]] when the mohel came to [[Circumcision|circumcise]] and give me [[Metzizah b'peh]] , they couldn't catch me because i move faster than a [[nigger]] [[Bike|on wheels]]. needless to say, i still have my [[foreskin]] and the [[Rabbi]]s [[SHUT_IT_DOWN|ain't too happy about that.]]
I'm also known as "Fast Finkberg" because at my [[Profit|Bar Mitzvah]] when the mohel came to [[Circumcision|circumcise]] and give me [[Metzizah b'peh]] , they couldn't catch me because i move faster than a [[nigger]] [[Bike|on wheels]]. needless to say, i still have my [[foreskin]] and the [[Rabbi]]s [[SHUT_IT_DOWN|ain't too happy about that.]]
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(for larger 'donations' avoid the 3 crypto addresses on the bottom of the list)
(for larger 'donations' avoid the 3 crypto addresses on the bottom of the list)
i take requests/commissions for articles you want on the site, $10 in crypto an article for being lazy and not writing it yourself, and you must provide me with content for articles you want me to write.


if you're interested i can also be your internet financial advisor for a monthly fee
if you're interested i can also be your internet financial advisor for a monthly fee
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Latest revision as of 16:29, 13 December 2022

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Shalom gentile goyim!

I'm Moshe Finkberg

Nicknamed The Wandering Jew (some people call me The Electric Jew too, and as fitting as it is, they are mistaken as that is the nickname of another kike that i've personally been introduced to)

I'm an æditor and a bounty hunter

I'm also known as "Fast Finkberg" because at my Bar Mitzvah when the mohel came to circumcise and give me Metzizah b'peh , they couldn't catch me because i move faster than a nigger on wheels. needless to say, i still have my foreskin and the Rabbis ain't too happy about that.

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the moar shekels i recieve, the more i'll work to churn out as much good shit as possible.

(for larger 'donations' avoid the 3 crypto addresses on the bottom of the list) i take requests/commissions for articles you want on the site, $10 in crypto an article for being lazy and not writing it yourself, and you must provide me with content for articles you want me to write.

if you're interested i can also be your internet financial advisor for a monthly fee


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This means you, faggot.

This means you, faggot.
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