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On Sep. 20th, [[2019]], [[Area 51]] came under siege by an army of the [[autists|internet's most fearsome warriors]]. '''Storm Area 51''' was an epic [[IRL]] [[raid|operation]] engaged in primarily by [[weebs]] and [[hipsters]] with the intent to [[zerg rush]] the [[United States]]' most covert and secretive military base in order to save their [[alien]] captives and [[Xenophilia|clap their cheeks]]. The event was first alluded to on [[Facebook]] by a [[narutard]] named '''Matty Roberts''', which remains one of the only good things to come out of Facebook other than the [[Christchurch Mosque Massacre]]. The event seemingly became a viral [[meme]] overnight and received [[over 9000|2 million]] [[Internet petition|pledges of attendance]]. The [[military]] and the [[old media]], unlearned in the art of [[shitposting]], mistook these memes' notoriety as [[serious business]] and a legitimate potential threat. On the day that be however, hordes of naruto sprinters were unfortunately not gunned down and only [[about 100|about 150]] people showed up to the front gates of Area 51 and only one of them attempted to enter the facility for which she received a warning.
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{{Glow|'''Storm Area 51'''}} was <s>an epic [[IRL]] [[raid|operation]]</s> a faggot normie meme used to cover up the assassination of [[Jeffrey Epstein]]{{jew}}. The people retarded enough to engage in this government gay-op were [[weebs]] and [[hipsters]] with the intent to [[zerg rush]] the [[United States]]' most covert and secretive military base in order to find [[aliens]] that didn’t exist. The event was first alluded to on [[Facebook]] by a [[narutard]] named {{Glow|'''Matty Roberts'''}}. The event seemingly became a viral [[meme]] overnight and received [[over 9000|2 million]] [[Internet petition|pledges of attendance]]. The [[military]] and the [[old media]] of course pretended that this was a legitimate potential threat, as instructed by the heads of the ZOG. On the day that be however, hordes of naruto sprinters were unfortunately not gunned down and only [[about 100|about 150]] people showed up to the front gates of Area 51 and only one of them attempted to enter the facility for which she received a warning.


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*{{wikilink|Storm_Area_51|Wikipedia Article}}
*{{KYM|memes/storm-area-51|Killyourmeme article}}


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Latest revision as of 04:36, 16 April 2025

   
“ 		 
We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.
  		„
  		 

—Matty Roberts

They have their priorities straight

Storm Area 51 was an epic IRL operation a faggot normie meme used to cover up the assassination of Jeffrey Epstein✡. The people retarded enough to engage in this government gay-op were weebs and hipsters with the intent to zerg rush the United States' most covert and secretive military base in order to find aliens that didn’t exist. The event was first alluded to on Facebook by a narutard named Matty Roberts. The event seemingly became a viral meme overnight and received 2 million pledges of attendance. The military and the old media of course pretended that this was a legitimate potential threat, as instructed by the heads of the ZOG. On the day that be however, hordes of naruto sprinters were unfortunately not gunned down and only about 150 people showed up to the front gates of Area 51 and only one of them attempted to enter the facility for which she received a warning.

Preluding

Counting up to the day of the raid, an estimated one thousand and a half people camped out in the vicinity in addition to the aforementioned 150 who showed up to the gates, which is a higher number of people than there are residents in the two nearby cities combined. Needless to say, there wasn't enough accommodations for everyone, let alone 2 million. Stormers took these additional days to practice their Naruto sprinting, cosplay in dollarbin alien costumes and proliferate a dead meme. Two music festivals were set up to coincide with the event, including Alienstock and Storm Area 51 Basecamp respectively. They were both super lame and gay.

Videos

Brilliant stratagems being displayed in preparation to the raid.
Naruto runner caught in crosshairs of News footage.
Fox News warning the plebians about the raid.
The guy who started this shit fears what he created.
An infiltration guide to Area 51.
Storm Area 51 battle song
Local prostitute opportunizes on the occasion.

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See Also

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