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{{Spoiler|THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND WAS GOING TO JOIN THE NAZI'S IN THE AXIS AND HELP INVADE BRITAIN AND THE IRA TRIED TO HELP THE LUFTWAFFE BOMB THE UK IN THE BLITZ. ALL THAT JUST TO GET A TINY SHITTY PIECE OF LAND FULL OF INBREDS CALLED NORTHERN IRELAND, LOL PATHETIC!!!}}
{{spoilers|THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND WAS GOING TO JOIN THE NAZI'S IN THE AXIS AND HELP INVADE BRITAIN AND THE IRA TRIED TO HELP THE LUFTWAFFE BOMB THE UK IN THE BLITZ. ALL THAT JUST TO GET A TINY SHITTY PIECE OF LAND FULL OF INBREDS CALLED NORTHERN IRELAND, LOL PATHETIC!!!}}
{{spoiler|[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11807730 the Irish Republic sucks so much that it needs to be bailed out by the Eurozone and the evil Brits]}}
{{spoilers|[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11807730 the Irish Republic sucks so much that it needs to be bailed out by the Eurozone and the evil Brits]}}


[[Image:Scientific_Racism_Irish.jpg|thumb|300px|The average Irishman.]]
 
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|You can’t trust the Irish, they are all liars.|[[Margaret Thatcher]] [https://www.irishtimes.com/news/thatcher-believed-the-irish-were-all-liars-1.1363098]
 
|Yes, I am a Jew, and when the Irish ancestors of the Right Honorable gentleman were brutal savages in an unknown island, mine were priests in the temple of Solomon.|Benjamin Disraeli {{jew}} [http://www.victorianweb.org/history/pms/dizzy.html]
 
|If anybody knocks on your door that has an Irish accent, automatically ask them to leave.|Marlene Kairouz, some Aussie Muzzie [https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2017/1031/916456-australia-minister-apology/]
 
|I am haunted by the human chimpanzees I saw along that hundred miles of horrible country...to see white chimpanzees is dreadful; if [[nigger|they were black]] one would not see it so much, but their skins, except where tanned by exposure, are as white as ours.|Charles Kingsley, some old Britfag
 
|[[United States|This would be a grand land]] if only every Irishman would kill a Negro, and be hanged for it. I find this sentiment generally approved - sometimes with the qualification that they want Irish and Negroes for servants, not being able to get any other.|Edward Freeman, some old Britfag, writing on his return from America, about 1881
 
|...more like squalid apes than human beings. ...unstable as water. ...only efficient military despotism can succeed in Ireland ...the wild Irish understand only force|James Anthony Froude, some old Britfag
 
 
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[[Image:Scientific_Racism_Irish.jpg|thumb|380px|The average Irishman]]
[[Image:Drunx.jpg|thumb|The Taoiseach and President of part of Ireland.]]
[[Image:Drunx.jpg|thumb|The Taoiseach and President of part of Ireland.]]
[[File:Irish sunglsses.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Irish sunglsses.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:rarar.jpg|thumb|A typical Irish youth club.]]
[[Image:rarar.jpg|thumb|A typical Irish youth club]]
[[Image:Irish.jpg|thumb|A typical Irish citizen]]
[[Image:Irish.jpg|thumb|A typical Irish citizen]]
[[Image:Pogo.jpg|thumb|A typical Irish citizen - red hair, freckles, [[Jeff Goldblum]] fan.]]
[[Image:Pogo.jpg|thumb|220px|A typical Irish citizen: red hair, freckles, [[Jeff Goldblum]] fan.]]
[[Image:Irish yoga.jpg|thumb|Typical Irish cultural festivities.]]
[[Image:Irish yoga.jpg|thumb|220px|Typical Irish cultural festivities]]
[[Image:Brian_Cowen.jpg|thumb|220px|Taoiseach Brian Cowen]]
[[Image:Massive_Blow_Jobs.jpg|thumb|220px|Irish journalism at its best]]
[[File:Ireland senator donie cassidy wig..jpg|thumb|220px|Senator Donie Cassidy, wig-wearer of the year, 1959-present]]


[[Image:Brian_Cowen.jpg|thumb|Taoiseach Brian Cowen]]
'''Ireland''' is a mildewy, cloud-shrouded rock inhabited by an ungovernable race of fuck-crazed, monkey-faced ginger mackerel-snappers, whose legendary capacity for alcohol and maniacal obsession with death and misery, is offset only by their incomprehensible (and likely completely fake) language. It is the paedophile capital of the world. It used to be dominated by Britfags, but at some point, the [[UK]] decided that Ireland was [[Pwnt|not cool enough]] for them, and [[banned|kicked most of them out]]. The [[Truth|gay Irish]] were allowed to stay in the UK as [[Northern Ireland]], a [[terrorist]] camp bordering the piece-of-shit country. The [[people]] of Ireland, known as Micks, Paddies, and White Niggers, are, like their African namesakes, mostly lazy, good-for-nothing parasites, interested in little except intoxication, fornication, sport, violence, sport violence, fornication violence, and mass rhythmic dancing. Their diet consists primarily of fried potatoes washed down with booze, and their day-to-day activities include drinking, fighting, laying about in their own filth, betting on football, and playing upon harps and [[Whistles go whoo|tin whistles]]. The Irish are also known for their complete and utter lack of [[brain|gray matter]]; most [[Polish]] jokes told in America are actually Irish [[lulz|jokes]] as enjoyed in the rest of the [[UK]]. As such, they are still better than the ill-tempered, parsimonious Scots, the tailless Manx, the subhuman Welsh, and of course, the snaggletoothed English.


[[Image:Massive_Blow_Jobs.jpg|thumb|Irish journalism at its best.]]
==The most mongrelized race in history==


'''Ireland''' is a mildewy, cloud-shrouded rock inhabited by an ungovernable race of fuck-crazed, monkey-faced ginger mackerel-snappers, whose legendary capacity for alcohol and maniacal obsession with death and misery, is offset only by their incomprehensible (and likely completely fake) language. It is the paedophile capital of the world.  It used to be dominated by Britfags, but at some point, the [[UK]] decided that Ireland was [[Pwnt|not cool enough]] for them, and [[banned|kicked most of them out]]. The [[Truth|gay Irish]] were allowed to stay in the UK as [[Northern Ireland]], a [[terrorist]] camp bordering the piece-of-shit country. The [[people]] of Ireland, known as Micks, Paddies, and White Niggers, are, like their African namesakes, mostly lazy, good-for-nothing parasites, interested in little except intoxication, fornication, sport, violence, sport violence, fornication violence, and mass rhythmic dancing. Their diet consists primarily of fried potatoes washed down with booze, and their day-to-day activities include drinking, fighting, laying about in their own filth, betting on football, and playing upon harps and [[Whistles go whoo|tin whistles]]. The Irish are also known for their complete and utter lack of [[brain|gray matter]]; most [[Polish]] jokes told in America are actually Irish [[lulz|jokes]] as enjoyed in the rest of the [[UK]]. As such, they are still better than the ill-tempered, parsimonious Scots, the tailless Manx, the subhuman Welsh, and of course, the snaggletoothed English.
==The most mongrelized race in history==
The Irish race (affectionately known as 'Micks', 'Paddies', 'potato niggers', 'bogtrotters', 'drunks' or 'wifebeaters') got started when the [[oldfag|ancient]] folk, the Celts of Hibernia, lived on the lsland. They were a primitive, warlike folk with low intelligence. One day, the Gaels of [[Spain|Iberia]] arrived by boat from Europe. The Gaels were primitive Indian-like tribes from [[Europe]]. Although they were technically white, the Gaels were giant, stupid, and hairy brutes who refused to evolve when other cavemen did. They behaved as savagely as the warring black person tribes of Africa and took their maniacal obsession with death and war wherever they went. They came to Ireland by boat and began [[rape|mixing]] with the Celts. After a few generations of intense fucking, the mongrelized offspring finally finished the job by fucking any the last pure Celts left. The Gaels [[genocide|forced everyone]] to speak their language and adopt their customs before another culture came along and forced everyone to speak English instead.
The Irish race (affectionately known as 'Micks', 'Paddies', 'potato niggers', 'bogtrotters', 'drunks' or 'wifebeaters') got started when the [[oldfag|ancient]] folk, the Celts of Hibernia, lived on the lsland. They were a primitive, warlike folk with low intelligence. One day, the Gaels of [[Spain|Iberia]] arrived by boat from Europe. The Gaels were primitive Indian-like tribes from [[Europe]]. Although they were technically white, the Gaels were giant, stupid, and hairy brutes who refused to evolve when other cavemen did. They behaved as savagely as the warring black person tribes of Africa and took their maniacal obsession with death and war wherever they went. They came to Ireland by boat and began [[rape|mixing]] with the Celts. After a few generations of intense fucking, the mongrelized offspring finally finished the job by fucking any the last pure Celts left. The Gaels [[genocide|forced everyone]] to speak their language and adopt their customs before another culture came along and forced everyone to speak English instead.


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==A wee bit of information videos about Irish culture==
==A wee bit of information videos about Irish culture==
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==The Only Irish Cartoon==


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==The Only Irish Cartoon==
Punky, made by [[jews|RTE]], is a show about what happens when the [[slut|modern Irish woman]] has one too many during the third trimester and defecates a [[retard|water baby]].
Punky, made by [[jews|RTE]], is a show about what happens when the [[slut|modern Irish woman]] has one too many during the third trimester and defecates a [[retard|water baby]].


==History==
==History==
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Ireland was once a province of [[Great Britain]], but this was the source of epic anti-lulz so part of it is now an independent country famous for a number of things such as drinking, fighting, hating the [[English]], [[leprechaun]]s, [[terrorism]], potatoes, [[drinking]] and killing the [[homosexual|English]] in drunken fistfights.  
Ireland was once a province of [[Great Britain]], but this was the source of epic anti-lulz so part of it is now an independent country famous for a number of things such as drinking, fighting, hating the [[English]], [[leprechaun]]s, [[terrorism]], potatoes, [[drinking]] and killing the [[homosexual|English]] in drunken fistfights.  


Saint Patrick soon introduced Christianity, literacy, and the custom of eating a marshmallow cereal with [[cum|sweet surprises]] in the [[Last Thursday|9th Century]]. The Irish fought amongst themselves until the 12th Century, when they were [[pwned]] by [[France|English]] Normans, whose leader Oliver Cromwell promptly went to work killing as many Irishmen as he could find (knowing that they were both heretics AND [[fugly]]). Those who survived the [[The Great Deathly Hallows IRL Raid of 2007|French Invasion]] died in the subsequent potato famine, which sent waves of red-nosed, tick-ridden, clay-pipe-smoking immigrants to the [[fail|USA]], eventually spawning the Kennedys of Boston and TV's Conan O'Brien. Back at home, it was [[moar]] [[AIDS|sickness]], [[vegetarian|hunger]] and death all around as repeated attempts to send the English packing failed miserably. However, in 1921, after an all night blarney session at O'Learys Bar, the Irish Free State was formed, eliminating British rule in the part of the island. A little territory called [[Northern Ireland]] was carved out of several [[shithole|counties]] for the most civilized bunch. Epic [[Lulz]] ensued as the Catholic Irish Irish fought against the Anglican British Irish, while Ireland stood lazily by.
Saint Patrick soon introduced Christianity, literacy, and the custom of eating a marshmallow cereal with [[cum|sweet surprises]] in the [[Last Thursday|9th Century]]. The Irish fought amongst themselves until the 12th Century, when they were [[pwned]] by [[France|English]] Normans, whose leader Oliver Cromwell promptly went to work killing as many Irishmen as he could find (knowing that they were both heretics AND [[fugly]]). Those who survived the [[The Great Deathly Hallows IRL Raid of 2007|French Invasion]] died in the subsequent potato famine, which sent waves of red-nosed, tick-ridden, clay-pipe-smoking immigrants to the [[fail|USA]], eventually spawning the Kennedys of Boston and TV's Conan O'Brien. Back at home, it was [[moar]] [[AIDS|sickness]], [[vegetarian|hunger]] and death all around as repeated attempts to send the English packing failed miserably. However, in 1921, after an all night blarney session at O'Learys Bar, the Irish Free State was formed, eliminating British rule in the part of the island. A little territory called [[Northern Ireland]] was carved out of several [[shithole|counties]] for the most civilized bunch. Epic [[Lulz]] ensued as the Catholic Irish Irish fought against the [[Anglican]] British Irish, while Ireland stood lazily by.


FACT: [http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exercise_Armageddon Ireland considered sending its shitty little military to fight the UK to save the Catholic Irish Irish in Northern Ireland]. Lol wish they did, it would have been fun watching them get pwnt.
FACT: [[wikipedia:Exercise_Armageddon|Ireland considered sending its shitty little military to fight the UK to save the Catholic Irish Irish in Northern Ireland]]. Lol wish they did, it would have been fun watching them get pwnt.


===Military===
===Military===
The Republic of Ireland has one of the faggiest, most failingest [[military|militaries]] in the history of the world. Its only [[fails|fights]] in [[UN|Jewnited Nations]] [[moralfag|peacekeeping]] missions in order to save [[niggers]], [[camel humpers|arabs]] and [[azn|azns]] worldwide. Its military is officially called "Defence Forces", but it can't even defend itself. Want proof? Check out its three branches:
The Republic of Ireland has one of the faggiest, most failingest [[military|militaries]] in the history of the world. Its only [[fails|fights]] in [[UN|Jewnited Nations]] [[moralfag|peacekeeping]] missions in order to save [[niggers]], [[camel humpers|arabs]] and [[azn|azns]] worldwide. Its military is officially called "Defence Forces", but it can't even defend itself. Want proof? Check out its three branches:


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===Famous for===
===Famous for===
[[File:Leprechaun puking in green.jpg|right|250px]]
* Getting buttfucked by potato famines.
* Getting buttfucked by potato famines.
* Being poorer than an Arab after getting robbed and raped by a Jew.
* Being poorer than an Arab after getting robbed and raped by a Jew.
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===Skangers===
===Skangers===


[[Image:Voteskanger.jpg|right|thumb|Couldn't be worse than the fuckers we have.]]
[[Image:Voteskanger.jpg|thumb|Couldn't be worse than the fuckers we have.]]
 
[[Image:NoIrish.JPG|thumb|Just as well.]]
[[Image:NoIrish.JPG|thumb|Just as well.]]
[[Image:Irishpenis.jpg|thumb|The Irish curse, what years of binge drinking has done to Irish penises....or maybe they were always that small.]]
[[Image:Irishpenis.jpg|thumb|The Irish curse, what years of binge drinking has done to Irish penises....or maybe they were always that small.]]


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===The Irish Language===
===The Irish Language===


[[Image:Garda_on_ground.jpg|right|240px|thumb|''"C'mere ta me, ya feckin [[bollix]] ya"'' - a kindly Garda helps an ailing member of the public.]]
[[Image:Garda_on_ground.jpg|240px|thumb|''"C'mere ta me, ya feckin [[bollix]] ya"'' - a kindly Garda helps an ailing member of the public.]]
 
[[Image:Kissmeimirish.jpg|thumb|CSI: Ireland, where white chalk is too expensive.]]
[[Image:Kissmeimirish.jpg|thumb|CSI: Ireland, where white chalk is too expensive.]]
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The official language of Ireland is [[Gaelic]]. While English is a subclass of Germanic Languages, [[gay|Gae]][[rimjob|lic]] is actually a subclass of Gungan, language of [[faggot|Jar Jar Binks]] of ''[[Star Wars|Star Warz]]'' fame. "''Meesa wanna drink ta unkonshis!''" is a famous Irish greeting.


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Common words and phrases in Irish:
 
 
 
 
The official language of Ireland is [[Gaelic]]. While English is a subclass of Germanic Languages, [[gay|Gae]][[rimjob|lic]] is actually a subclass of Gungan, language of [[faggot|Jar Jar Binks]] of ''[[Star Wars|Star Warz]]'' fame. "''Meesa wanna drink ta unkonshis!''" is a famous Irish greeting.


Common words and phrases in Irish:-
* Feck
*Feck
* Cack
*Cack
* Munter
*Munter
* Wanker
*Wanker
* Feck
*Feck
* [[Your mom|Yore ma]]
*[[Your mom|Yore ma]]
* Yore face
*Yore face
* Yore ma's face
*Yore ma's face
* "What's'e craic?"
*"What's'e craic?"
* Bass, Bais
*Bass, Bais
* Mucker
*Mucker
* Fawkin' Maud Liek
*Fawkin' Maud Liek
* Feck
*Feck
* Yeooooooo
*Yeooooooo
* Well, whut 'bout yee?
*Well, whut 'bout yee?
* aw right weeman
*aw right weeman
* Weise up
*Weise up
* Whats the craic? (crack)
*Whats the craic? (crack)
* Wheres me crack?!?!
*Wheres me crack?!?!
* Wind yer neck in
*Wind yer neck in
* "How's she a'cuttin'?" In reply: "Shes a'cuttin' fine."
*"How's she a'cuttin'?" In reply: "Shes a'cuttin' fine."
* Feck
*Feck
* Dae yer knee's in
*Dae yer knee's in
* Sleggin'
*Sleggin'
* Is dat yee?
* Is dat yee?
* I'll bate yee
* I'll bate yee
* Big mawn
* Big mawn
*REFILL PLEASE!? GIZ NOTHER ONE NAI!
* REFILL PLEASE!? GIZ NOTHER ONE NAI!
* Ah, go t'hell
* Ah, go t'hell
* Oh, fuck
* Oh, fuck
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* Ledger fucked!
* Ledger fucked!
* Any spare change for a hostel?
* Any spare change for a hostel?


The casual observer might confuse "propper" irish with gypsy or traveller speak, interpret Irish (or "Gay-lick") as a complex and rich language with unusual consonant usage and sentence structure. Closer inspection reveals that the Irish are just trying to speak [[American]] after one too many beers, and are just [[alcohol|pissed]] to the point of incoherence. The easiest way to write a sentence in Irish is to randomly mash the keyboard with one fist (eg: Tiocfaidh Ár Lá), making Irish very similar to [[Hebrew]]. This does mean that you will look like a Jew, which is never a good thing.
The casual observer might confuse "propper" irish with gypsy or traveller speak, interpret Irish (or "Gay-lick") as a complex and rich language with unusual consonant usage and sentence structure. Closer inspection reveals that the Irish are just trying to speak [[American]] after one too many beers, and are just [[alcohol|pissed]] to the point of incoherence. The easiest way to write a sentence in Irish is to randomly mash the keyboard with one fist (eg: Tiocfaidh Ár Lá), making Irish very similar to [[Hebrew]]. This does mean that you will look like a Jew, which is never a good thing.
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===Mythology===
===Mythology===
 
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==Population==
==Population==
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4.5 Million Approx. The Irsh population az swelld en recent yeas du ta [[Poland|immigrantz]], wich az reversed ta historical trend uv evry Irish person running fuh ta exits en a mad dash ta escape ta moribund economy, hidebound Catholicism, poxy weather, an general soul-crushing spiritless attitude ta life dat constitutes ta Irish character. Population analysts infer that if immigration continues at its present rate, by 2015 the average Irish person will be 23% more intelligent, good-looking, hard-working, and [[oh noes|sober]] than they are today. Encarta states that there are 10.2 Million Leprechauns, 2.6 million registered [[Priest|sex offenders]] living in Ireland, 7.4 million meth-heads, and that there are 6.3 Polish builders for every Irish Person (not any more - they've pissed off home).
4.5 Million Approx. The Irsh population az swelld en recent yeas du ta [[Poland|immigrantz]], wich az reversed ta historical trend uv evry Irish person running fuh ta exits en a mad dash ta escape ta moribund economy, hidebound Catholicism, poxy weather, an general soul-crushing spiritless attitude ta life dat constitutes ta Irish character. Population analysts infer that if immigration continues at its present rate, by 2015 the average Irish person will be 23% more intelligent, good-looking, hard-working, and [[oh noes|sober]] than they are today. Encarta states that there are 10.2 Million Leprechauns, 2.6 million registered [[Priest|sex offenders]] living in Ireland, 7.4 million meth-heads, and that there are 6.3 Polish builders for every Irish Person (not any more - they've pissed off home).
=== Irish Catholics🍀 Are Fucking Stupid ===
For all their talk and whining like [[nigger|Poor Mick Trash]] about how the Mighty British Empire, [[England|The English]] and the [[evil]] of [[Faggot|The Queen Mum]]🇬🇧 ruined the lives and peace of The Southern Irish 🇮🇪 people because of [[over 9000]] years of oppresion, the Dirty Boot eaters that come from Southern Ireland sure love things that are British.<br>
You can't really say to much about the [[Catholic]]s because this is a group of people that only have [[Islam]] and a few [[retard]]ed [[Christian]] sects that are dumber than them and  because of all the kneeling they do in and out of church, the blood from their brains pooled and clotted in their lower legs and they actively fought that the [[Earth]] was the center of the Universe until 1969 when NASA proved the [[Polack|Polish]] astronomer [[Carl Sagan|Copernicus]] correct with his [[Sun|Heliocentric]] model conclusively.  What's [[ironic]] is most people still need it explained to them as to why White Protestants rule [[America]].<br>
As it was said earlier, the Southern Catholic Irish are so dumb and [[ignorant]]ly love all things British that they are unaware that that favorite Dog that they love so much and feel the need to put on everything like a [[fail|Christian, Democrat Teacher from the South]] writing retard over and over in red on a paper a student turned in detailing [[Evolution]] is in fact a '''British Bulldog'''.<br>
What can we expect next from this short bus collection?  A parade of Welsh Corgis on St. Pat's🍀 Day?<br>
To quote the great Irish writer, philosopher and thinker [[Genius|Seamus Heaney]]💡, ''"For the most part, we're just to drunk to give a damn."''<br>
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===Diaspora===
===Diaspora===
Although many Irish live in Ireland, the vast majority live in the diASSpora, either in the terrorist joint of [[America]] or in amongst the people they hate mostest in the world - the English, where they are tending bars part-time.
Although many Irish live in Ireland, the vast majority live in the diASSpora, either in the terrorist joint of [[America]] or in amongst the people they hate mostest in the world - the English, where they are tending bars part-time.
===Northern Ireland===
===Northern Ireland===
[[Northern Ireland]] is Ireland's Hat (as [[Canada]] is to [[America]]), and is the arch enemy of the Republic. It is a shitty terrorist colony which is part of the [[UK]]. The ethnicity rate in Northern Ireland is around 99.5% white Irish. This highlights the fact that it is a piece of shit that not even the poles want to live in (even though the place is fucking coming down with them). The average Northern Irish [[woman|man]] is a muscly hairy cunt and is well trained in the gay art of boxin', which they utilize to gain [[buttsecks|anything and everything]], unless there's a huge guy nearby. 99% of Northern Irishmen have murdered someone in their lifetime. If you ever visit Northern Ireland, be prepared for the fact that there is no oxygen, just [[retard|glue and aerosol fumes]]. The word "fuck" occurs at least 89 times in the average "Norn' Iron"'ers sentences. It is believed Northern Irish people have attained such a high level of [[retard]]ation by extensive rimming of English ass.
[[Northern Ireland]] is Ireland's Hat (as [[Canada]] is to [[America]]), and is the arch enemy of the Republic. It is a shitty terrorist colony which is part of the [[UK]]. The ethnicity rate in Northern Ireland is around 99.5% white Irish. This highlights the fact that it is a piece of shit that not even the poles want to live in (even though the place is fucking coming down with them). The average Northern Irish [[woman|man]] is a muscly hairy cunt and is well trained in the gay art of boxin', which they utilize to gain [[buttsecks|anything and everything]], unless there's a huge guy nearby. 99% of Northern Irishmen have murdered someone in their lifetime. If you ever visit Northern Ireland, be prepared for the fact that there is no oxygen, just [[retard|glue and aerosol fumes]]. The word "fuck" occurs at least 89 times in the average "Norn' Iron"'ers sentences. It is believed Northern Irish people have attained such a high level of [[retard]]ation by extensive rimming of English ass.


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==== Other ways to Troll Irish Americans [[IRL]] ====
==== Other ways to Troll Irish Americans [[IRL]] ====
[[File:Irish-american_(not_cosplay).jpg|right|280px|thumb|A typical Irish-American, yesterday]]
* Ask them who the [[Patrick McHenry|current Taoiseach]] is.
* Ask them who the [[Patrick McHenry|current Taoiseach]] is.
* Ask them what the word "Taoiseach" [[Moonspeak|actually means]].
* Ask them what the word "Taoiseach" [[Moonspeak|actually means]].
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* Tell them you think that Blacks and Tans are a [[pretty cool guy]]. eh kills Catholics and doesn't afraid of anything.
* Tell them you think that Blacks and Tans are a [[pretty cool guy]]. eh kills Catholics and doesn't afraid of anything.


==[[Economy]]==
== [[Economy]] ==
===Potatoes===
 
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How to store potatoes so they last longest:
How to store potatoes so they last longest:
# Soak the potatoes in water.
# Soak the potatoes in water.
# Put them in a plastic bag.
# Put them in a plastic bag.
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Fuck storing them, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew, turn em into a salad,  
Fuck storing them, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew, turn em into a salad,  


Yes the Irish are famous for potatoes. The Irish love potatoes almost as much as they love [[incest|Fucking their own children]]. in the Great Potato Famine of 1492 millions of [[gingers|people]] died, and almost no potatoes were grown in Ireland. This was due to a combination of potatoes not liking being watered with beer and many Irish farmers forgetting that potatoes grow underground and feeding their families the poisonous leaves.
Yes the Irish are famous for potatoes. The Irish love potatoes almost as much as they love [[incest|fucking their own children]]. in the Great Potato Famine of 1492 millions of [[gingers|people]] died, and almost no potatoes were grown in Ireland. This was due to a combination of potatoes not liking being watered with beer and many Irish farmers forgetting that potatoes grow underground and feeding their families the poisonous leaves.<br>
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Don't fret it if those potatos turn green, [[lie|eat away]].  All that green means is that they have gotten tastier and they'll be a real treat.  <br>
The Northern Irish consider green potatos a delicacy so if you're from [[Retard|Southern Ireland]] leave your potatos out in the light to turn [[Do Not Want|green]] and see what you've been missing out on all your life.


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===Wealth===
===Wealth===
[[Image:Stingray_Head.jpg|thumb|right|A typical Irish Castle.]]
 
[[Image:Stingray_Head.jpg|thumb|A typical Irish Castle.]]
[[File:Adams_dicksuck.jpg|thumb|Northern Ireland politics in action.]]
[[Image:AdamswithMcGuinness.png|thumb| The Fuhrer Adams, along with his sex slave Martin McGuinness, at the latest [[unwarranted self importance|IRA army council]] [[orgy|meeting]].]]
The Republic of Ireland's economy is largely based on a unique interpretation of [[Ronald Reagan]]'s [[bullshit|Trickle-Down]] theory of economics. The Trickle-Up economy in the republic largely involves massive overcharging for all substandard goods and services: This is based on such industries as charging 6 Euro for a feckin' pint and 2 Euro for a shitty plastic lighter. The revenue generated is largely funnelled into offshore accounts by the tiny minority of Jew people who run the country. See "Government and Politics".
The Republic of Ireland's economy is largely based on a unique interpretation of [[Ronald Reagan]]'s [[bullshit|Trickle-Down]] theory of economics. The Trickle-Up economy in the republic largely involves massive overcharging for all substandard goods and services: This is based on such industries as charging 6 Euro for a feckin' pint and 2 Euro for a shitty plastic lighter. The revenue generated is largely funnelled into offshore accounts by the tiny minority of Jew people who run the country. See "Government and Politics".


===Mating habits===
===Mating habits===
Spousal couples keep underclothes on during sexual activity. Premarital sex is essentially unknown, as is female orgasm. The husband invariably initiates sex, foreplay is limited to kissing and rough fondling of the buttocks, and the male-on-top position is the only position used.


The male has orgasm quickly and immediately falls asleep. Men believe that intercourse is hard on their health and will not engage in sex the night before an energy-demanding task. Moreover, they do not approach their wives sexually during menstruation or for months after childbirth.
Spousal couples keep underclothes on during sexual activity. Premarital sex is essentially unknown, as is female orgasm. The husband invariably initiates sex, foreplay is limited to kissing and rough fondling of the buttocks, and the male-on-top position is the only position used.
 
The male has orgasm quickly and immediately falls asleep. Men believe that intercourse is hard on their health and will not engage in sex the night before an energy-demanding task. The Oirishman will invariably wait a few hours once his sow has birthed before attempting to re-inpregnate it immediately as the Irish are notorious for copulating like eels.


The island women fear both menstruation and menopause. It is commonly believed that the latter can produce mental disorder. Thus, some women have retired from life in their mid-forties and a few have even confined themselves to bed until death years later.
The island women fear both menstruation and menopause. It is commonly believed that the latter can produce mental disorder. Thus, some women have retired from life in their mid-forties and a few have even confined themselves to bed until death years later.


Sex education is virtually nonexistent. Parents merely trust that, after marriage, nature will take its course.
Sex education is virtually nonexistent. Parents merely trust that, after marriage, nature will take its course.
=== The Southern Irish Gentleman ===
Despite what the British or the Northern Irish might claim, the Southern Irish Gentleman is easy to spot if you look for the following cues:
* Waits until the third date before he shows up at his [[girlfriend|girlfriend's]] house and [[anal|ass rapes]] her brother.
* Gives up his leather belt so his family can have soup on Sunday night.
* Cleans up his [[Homeless|cardboard box]] before his girlfriend comes over.
* Always asks if you want him to use his teeth when he's [[oral|sucking dicks]] for drinks.
* Always wipes your [[dick]] down after sucking you off through a [[Glory hole]]
* At a [[Gangbang]] he'll let you [[fuck|tag]] his [[incest|sister]] before he does.
* He'll be the one sharing his [[alcohol|bottle]] at church.
* When he invites you over to dinner, he always gives you first pick of what part of your dog you want to eat.


===The IRA===
===The IRA===


[[File:Adams_dicksuck.jpg|thumb|right|Northern Ireland politics in action.]]
[[Image:AdamswithMcGuinness.png|thumb|right| The Fuhrer Adams, along with his sex slave Martin McGuinness, at the latest [[unwarranted self importance|IRA army council]] [[orgy|meeting]].]]
The IRA is Northern Ireland's primary [[terrorist|peacekeeping]] organisation, and all Catholics born in [[Northern Ireland]] are automatically members. Northern Ireland traditionally hates [[you|''everybody'']], including the Republic of Ireland, England, Scotland, Wales and the guy who knocked over their guinness. Starting fights in bars, whether you're in the Republic of Ireland or Northern Ireland, is extremely easy. In fact, the fight probably already started before you got there. Still, its customary to go through all the customary procedures. (Ey, did ye knock ovar me pint?" "Ay, i'was me fooker")
The IRA is Northern Ireland's primary [[terrorist|peacekeeping]] organisation, and all Catholics born in [[Northern Ireland]] are automatically members. Northern Ireland traditionally hates [[you|''everybody'']], including the Republic of Ireland, England, Scotland, Wales and the guy who knocked over their guinness. Starting fights in bars, whether you're in the Republic of Ireland or Northern Ireland, is extremely easy. In fact, the fight probably already started before you got there. Still, its customary to go through all the customary procedures. (Ey, did ye knock ovar me pint?" "Ay, i'was me fooker")


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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
 
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Alcoholic]]
[[File:Ireland's number one candy - chocolate potatoes.jpg|right|320px|thumb|Mmm, tempting]]
*[[Pikeys]]
*[[AIDS]]
*[[Alcoholism]]
*[[Boston]]
*[[Celts]]
*[[Celts]]
*[[Boston]]
*[[Chav]]
*[[Great Britain]]
*[[Drunk]]
*[[England]]
*[[England]]
*[[Northern Ireland]]
*[[Scotland]]
*[[Wales]]
*[[United Kingdom]]
*[[Poland|Polish Jokes]]
*[[Chav]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[Friends of A-Log#Honorable Mention: PaganDeathKnight - the Wannabe Friend of A-Log|PaganDeathKnight]]
*[[Friends of A-Log#Honorable Mention: PaganDeathKnight - the Wannabe Friend of A-Log|PaganDeathKnight]]
*[[Ghetto]]
*[[Ghetto]]
*[[AIDS]]
*[[Great Britain]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[Massachusetts]]
*[[Massachusetts]]
*[[Micropenis]]
*[[Northern Ireland]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Pikeys]]
*[[Poland|Polish Jokes]]
*[[Pope|Pope, His Holiness the-]]
*[[Scotland]]
*[[Stupidity]]
*[[Terrorism]]
*[[United Kingdom]]
*[[Wales]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://wiki.redbrick.dcu.ie/mw/The_Ballad_of_the_Morning_Turd  Required reading at Dublin University.]
*[http://wiki.redbrick.dcu.ie/mw/The_Ballad_of_the_Morning_Turd  Required reading at Dublin University.]


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