PwntMax "They can't scream rape if they're choking to death on my dick" Hardcorefor promotional purposes onlyThe remains of this Max Hardcore victim have never been recovered. She is presumed to be decomposing in a ditch, much to the apathy of her mother and stepfather.
Max Hardcore was a sick fuck who enjoyed videotaping himself raping women dressed like 12-year-old girls for decades. Unsurprisingly, Max (whose Jew name was Max Steiner and Native American name is Paul F. Little --from the Choctaw, meaning "he with the tiny penis and self-esteem issues"), like the sickest of sick fucks, was born in Wisconsin, also known as America's Japan. Unlike other wacky Wisconsin eccentrics like Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer, Max saw no need to murder his victims during his pseudo-snuff films because as he liked to say, "By the time I'm done with them, they're already dead inside." This is wrong. Any woman who would do this sick shit is already dead inside.
Like most sociopaths, Max's fetishes have grew steadily more disturbing over time. Once strictly an anal sex aficionado, Max eventually graduated into chokings, slappings, scat play, speculum spelunking, and his personal favorite, forceddeep throating until his victimscried and/or vomited. Max died in 2023 after calling off treatment for chronic ass cancer.
Max received much criticism for his so-called misogyny. The debate seems to fall into two camps:
Feminists and fans of porn that actually inspire erections who would like nothing more than for one of his actresses to finally wise up and say, "Hey, I don't remember being choked into unconscious by your penis while you scream that I'm a stupid fuckbag whore as being in the contract" and cry rape. This scenario would lead to a series of events that would ideally end with Max's imprisonment and subsequent gang rape by a group of well-endowed Negroes on a daily basis.
Basement dwelling16-year-oldwiggervirgins who find the word "donkeypunch" funny and tell people who don't enjoy violent simulated pedorape to "Get over it. It's a free fuckin country. He's my idol, yo. I love how he pwns those ho's!!!!!!!11"
Max claimed he was brought up in a loving home and his "angry love" of his actresses is just an act. However, in 2004 a BBC documentary found much evidence to the contrary. It was revealed that Max's mother was in fact the town whore of Racine, Wisconsin, which, if you know Racine is like being compared to the town drunk of Ireland. A bitter, angry woman, she would send Max to school dressed in skirts and blouses until the age of ten with the theory that it would teach him to stand up to bullies. Sadly, this was not the case and Max was called a faggy transvestite bitch and was beaten mercilessly from kindergarten until senior graduation. Yet it was only in his freshman year of college that the males started picking on him.
By the time he had reached the age of 12, Max's mother was a broken-down whore whose vagina was so loose it was briefly used as a blimp hangar. This didn't last long however, as the Goodyear employees, used to the smell of burning rubber, could not handle the stench. Realizing that few men would enjoy this elasticity, she began to specialize in anal sex, often asking her son to help penetrate her with larger and larger vegetable produce to break her in. Once, while inserting a honeydew melon into his mother's rectum Max made the mistake of applying some Vaseline on it first. His mother became enraged and beat him unconscious, where he laid in a coma for three days. Upon awakening him, she screamed "Lube is for losers! You go in dry and don't ask why!"
In a college film class, Max was exposed to such classic works of erotic cinema as Cannnibal Holocaust and Night and Fog. Max knew then that this would be the medium to which he would devote his life and become a legend.
It is well known that the image that makes up Hai2u was taken as a still from a Max Hardcore film. You can tell from the fact that the woman is vomiting all over Max's cock, which has happened over 9000 times since Max started making films.
Max is fond of wearing a cowboy hat, just like those two guys in Brokeback Mountain. You do the math.
Max actually did have a date for senior prom, but his memory of it was somewhat sullied by his classmates dumping a bucket of pig blood on him. While it failed to give him psychic powers, it give him an idea for one of his movies, "Ass raping a girl dressed as a 12 year old while she is face down in a bucket of pigs blood ".
Dinner and a Movie to Max means taking a shit on a dinner plate and having his date eat his shit while he videotapes it and calls her a worthless cuntbag. Also, there will probably be anal rape and speculum-play, washed down with a nice warm glass of his piss.
Shares a stage name, Max Steiner, with another Max Steiner. The former Max Steiner composed the music for movies like Casablanca and Gone with the Wind. He won two Oscars. The latter Max Steiner rapeschildren until they cry and puke and are driven to guilt-ridden suicide. Many scholarly film journals have made note of this synchronicity.
However, to combat these claims against Max Hardcore's "good name," he has had this smarmy bullshit to spew on his website:
"Humanity progresses through offensive ideas. Socrates was sentenced to death for corrupting the youth of Athens. Copernicus and Galileo were arrested for proving that Earth was not the center of the universe. Jesus was crucified for teaching a religion of peace and acceptance."
So, in essence, he puts pissing and ass fucking emotionally-disturbed women in the same light as the world's greatest thinkers dying for their beliefs.
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