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[[File:PerlmanFuckYou.jpg|thumb|Ronald Perlman, professional [[fugly|fucking ugly]] person.]] | |||
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'''Ron Perlman'''{{Jew}}—not to be confused with the [[dead]] [[Jew]] in [[OJ Simpson|O.J. Simpson]]'s back yard—is a {{Age|1950|4|13}}-year-old [[Americunt]] [[actor]] and voice actor who is most well known for playing [[Satan|Hellboy]], being the narrator for the [[Fallout]] series of [[video games]] and for being a grotesquely [[Jessica Brooks|deformed mutant]] who looks like [[Shit nobody cares about|Meatloaf]] after getting his jaw dislocated in a bar fight and then getting stung in the face by a swarm of [[African]]ized bees. In late [[2016]], Perlman contracted a [[terminal]] case of [[Trump Derangement Syndrome]] that has led to a steady decline in his [[Intelligence|cognitive functions]] and has rendered him an incoherently babbling [[Twitter]] [[fuck]][[monkey]] who doesn't know how to [[shut the fuck up]]. | |||
Perlman is also notable for being one of the few [[Hollywood]] [[celebrities]] to take a [[drama]]tic stand against sexual predator [[Harvey Weinstein]] prior to the [[emergence]] of the [[Hashfag|#MeToo]] movement – not by going to the [[police]] like any normal human being would, but by [[piss]]ing all over his own fucking hand before offering Weinstein a friendly handshake. Little did Ron know that Weinstein's hands were already [[Sick fuck|covered in]] [[Paedophilia|levels of filth]] that went far beyond mere [[urine]]. | |||
{{quote|War... war never changes.|The [[Fallout|only cool thing]] Ron's ever done}} | |||
{{quote|War has changed.|[[Metal Gear Solid|Old Snake]], proving Ron wrong}} | |||
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File:PerlmanHead.png|[[Nuke|War... war never changes.]] | |||
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== Pissfinger == | |||
{{quote|Did I ever tell ya about when [[Harvey Weinstein]] told me to make sure I shook his hand at a charity event, so I stopped in the mens room and [[Genius|pissed all over my hand]], then went straight up to him on the receiving line? I think about that every time lil donnie opens up his KFC.|Ron Perlman, on being just as disgusting as he looks {{archive|0vetO}}}} | |||
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== Post-Trump Sanity Deprivation (PTSD) == | |||
{{quote|Been listening to the audio from the [[Child Detention Camps|detention camps]] of little kids pleading, begging, panicked...[[Lulz|I can’t stop crying]].|Ron, being a [[gullible]] [[pussy]] {{archive|UGuO3}}}} | |||
{{quote|Yo,little donnie, is that what you want?To see a grown man cry? Is that how you get off?Does that [[Boner|get you hard]]? Cuz [[WTF|only somebody that sexually depraved could listen to those tapes and defend the action that inspired it]]. You happy now?|Ron, being [[insane]] {{archive|rQO88}}}} | |||
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|I feel weak. I feel nauseous. I feel [[impotent]]. I feel betrayed. I feel [[alone]]. I feel terrible.|Ronnie, on being [[impotent]] {{archive|bgS4a}} | |||
|FUCK RESISTANCE! WE WHO REJECT TRUMP, A TRAITOR, WE ARE THE {{sic|PRESERVORS|PRESERVERS}}!|Ron Perlman {{archive|JmoAL}} | |||
|We’ve seen what happens when white muthafuckas choose their leaders.|Ron Perlman, being [[racist]] {{archive|uQqwi}} | |||
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== See Also == | |||
* [[The Resistance]] | |||
* [[Fallout]] | |||
* [[Perl]] | |||
* [[Man]] | |||
* [[Bestiality]] - What Ron is an obvious product of. | |||
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Ron Perlman✡—not to be confused with the dead Jew in O.J. Simpson's back yard—is a 75-year-old Americunt actor and voice actor who is most well known for playing Hellboy, being the narrator for the Fallout series of video games and for being a grotesquely deformed mutant who looks like Meatloaf after getting his jaw dislocated in a bar fight and then getting stung in the face by a swarm of Africanized bees. In late 2016, Perlman contracted a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has led to a steady decline in his cognitive functions and has rendered him an incoherently babbling Twitter fuckmonkey who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.
Perlman is also notable for being one of the few Hollywood celebrities to take a dramatic stand against sexual predator Harvey Weinstein prior to the emergence of the #MeToo movement – not by going to the police like any normal human being would, but by pissing all over his own fucking hand before offering Weinstein a friendly handshake. Little did Ron know that Weinstein's hands were already covered in levels of filth that went far beyond mere urine.
—The only cool thing Ron's ever done | ||
—Old Snake, proving Ron wrong | ||
Pissfinger
—Ron Perlman, on being just as disgusting as he looks | ||
Post-Trump Sanity Deprivation (PTSD)
See Also
- The Resistance
- Fallout
- Perl
- Man
- Bestiality - What Ron is an obvious product of.
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