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The Daily Stormer is a play pretend Neo Nazi website for angry asshats who couldn't make the [[ANTIFA]] cut. Essentially a group of overly ignorant, indignant, self-important rage tards desperately looking for life's little purpose.  The impressionable pukes fumble on into the cookie cutter crap cult looking to "change the world", lured in with Sesame Street style depictions of Nazi symbolism couched in the guise of cutesy cartoon frogs and other childish tchotkes that could only appeal to virginal [[Manchild|manchildren]] too insecure to join the [[MLP|My Little Pony]] fan club like the rest of Generation Autism.
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[[File:Daily_Stormer_-_08.jpg|thumb|230px|A [[typical]] Daily Stormer [[Faggot|reader]].]]
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The '''''DailyStormfag''''' is a play-pretend [[Alt-Right]] website for [[virgin|angry]] asshats who refused to become trannies, as required by [[ANTIFA]]. They typically blame Jews, niggers, rich people, and everyone else besides themselves for everything wrong with their lives.
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==The Site's Creator==
==The Site's Creator==
[[Image:AndrewAnglinFaggot.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:AndrewAnglinFaggot.jpg|thumb|Inside a serial child rapist's basement.]]
The Daily Stormer was created by [[Andrew Anglin]], your typical beta male [[manlet]], severely lacking in physical, penile and social stature, he became an overly ass flustered fart in the wind on the web, creating a small hovel of a hangout for like minded malcontents and misanthropes too socially retarded to fit in with the rest of the world. They could bring their endless 1st world white boi problems on into Andrew's closed up closet and ass jack them out with accusations against others.  Whether it's "the Jews", "the Niggers", "the feminists" or otherwise, every failing in their life is the fault of someone else and Andrew Anglin's site is their personal homo hug bear where they can cry their cunt starved selves on out.
The Daily Stormer was created by [[Andrew Anglin]], your typical beta male [[manlet]] who thinks lifting will magically make him taller. Views the site's viewers as his [[personal army]].


The site eventually gained national notoriety when some nobody with a bowl cut hair style took pictures of himself [[masturbating|cock swabbing]] with the confederate flag, which he uploaded to the site, shortly before going all [[Elliot Rodger]] on some random group of black people because somehow their skin color was cramping his chances at claiming a cunt down at the trailer park.
The site eventually gained national notoriety when [[Dylann Roof|some nobody]] took pictures of himself masturbating with the confederate flag surrounded by pretty flowers, which he uploaded to the site, shortly before going all [[Elliot Rodger]] on some random group of black people.


As a result the news media gave Andrew all sorts of attention that his parents never gave him, egging him on to keep pushing the inflamed enveloped for more negative reinforcement, this started a long cycle of stupidity as mainstream media continually used Andrew as their personal Neo Nazi whipping boi and Andrew in turn kept bending his butt on over their knee begging for more.
As a result the news media gave Andrew all sorts of attention that his parents never gave him, egging him on to keep pushing for more negative reinforcement. This started a long cycle of stupidity as mainstream media continually used Andrew as their personal Neo Nazi whipping boy and Andrew in turn kept bending his butt on over their knee begging for more.
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==GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!==
==GTFO==
[[Image:Daily_Stormer_-_Heather_Heyer.jpg|thumb|The Daily Stormer, pushing their luck too far.]]
[[File:Daily_Stormer_-_Heather_Heyer_Cropped.jpg|thumb|The article that pushed the Daily Stormer onto the dark web]]
In August the site's domain registrar GoDaddy decided they had, had enough of Andrew's antics, especially after it became abundantly obvious that the site was directly organizing and encouraging violence against othersFor a long time the site had attempted to hide their violent frustrations in the form of, "Jus trollin Guv, honest I wuz!" however after [[James Alex Fields|recent events]] led one of their users to go trashcan bowling with [[SJWs|blowhards]] it became abundantly obvious that the site wasn't simply a [[social experiment]] gone terribly wrong.
[[File:Daily_Stormer_-_14_-_GoDaddy_Version.jpg|thumb|Move along you "[[Conservatives|Nazis]]".]]
In August the site's domain registrar [[GoDaddy]] decided they, thankfully, had enough of Andrew's antics, especially after it became abundantly obvious that the site was pointing out that [[Charlottesville|Heather Heyer]] was killed by one too many packets of Ho-Hos, instead of the media narrative that she was crushed by a Nazi carBeing a complete, dishonest coward, Anglin kept insisting the entire site was just an ironic troll-job. Even thought it led one of their users to go trashcan bowling with SJWs; it became abundantly obvious that the site wasn't simply a [[social experiment]] gone terribly wrong.
 
[[File:Daily_Stormer_-_GoDaddy.png|center|700px|]]<br><br>
 


Needless to say, GoDaddy decided to bring the smack down on their lily white asses like a red headed step child...
They also attempted to get a Russian domain but were [[lolwut|likewise booted]].  CloudFlare also booted them from their service, along with dozens of other supposed Neo Nazi websites which have also been perma-fucked from the world wide web.  One might question of course, even as retarded as the Daily Stormer is, isn't this going a bit too far?  Doesn't this pretty well shit all over free speech?  And, well, yes it does!  But that's a GOOD THING in this case.  Why you ask?  Simple, since corporate controlled DNS has now, ironcally, gone all SIEG HEIL on the world and has started burning sites like Hitler enjoyed burning books there is only one alternative... that is, alternative DNS configurations.
[[Image:Daily_Stormer_-_GoDaddy.png|center|700px|]]<br><br>


As if the first butt blistering blow wasn't bad enough, Andrew went and got a second spanking from Google when he attempted to re-register the domain with them.
Remember, destruction breeds creation!<br><br>
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==The Site's Users==
==The Site's Users==
===Self-Repressed Homosexuals===
===Repressed Homosexuals===
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Being a homo ain't always easy, you often have to put up with a lot of shit... sometimes literally; when you're base jumping your dick on into the ass crack ravine... and sometimes figuratively; when you have to do deal with assholes who want to hate.<br><br>The problem is though, sometimes that asshole... is you and yours.  When you hate what you are the easiest way to relieve the tension is to simply project your own insecurities onto others and then attack them vicariously.  This is why, more often than not, the people who hate homosexuals the most are those dick licking party poofters locked on in the "coming out" closet, unable to escape from the weight of their own personal shame and self-loathing.<br><br>And for the truly inspired masochistic meat packer there's being a Neo Nazi!  Not only do you get to surround yourself amongst manly men in hyper masculine motif you can run around hating and harping on homos simply as a matter of polite conversation amongst your fellow turd trapping, dick lusting deniers!</div>
These are the people primarily drawn to Angliln's talks about fitness and being "manly".</div>
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===Tryhard Edgelords===
===Tryhard Edgelords===
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The reason why Anglin appeals so hard to the kids in high school. Aware that there has always been a market for edgy [[13 year old boy]]s, Anglin makes the site as "memey" as possible  </div>
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===Naked Troll Rats===
===Naked Troll Rats===
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[[Pepe]] avatars on Twitter </div>
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===Social Rejects===
===Social Rejects===
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Uses the term "roastie" excessively. The primary audience for the "All white women are whores" articles and the ones usually getting butthurt at a woman who has gone to college instead of getting knocked up at age 15 like a proper Aryan woman. Gets way too excited when the third sexbot article of the day has been posted. Still values "tradition" somehow</div>
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==The Site's Supporters==
==The Site's Supporters==
===Andrew "Weev" Auernheimer===
===Andrew "[[Weev]]" Auernheimer{{jew}}===
[[Image:Daily_Stormer_-_Weev.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:Daily_Stormer_-_Weev.jpg|thumb|right|Someone you take seriously]]
One of the site's biggest supporters is a disillusioned redneck oakie retard named "Weev" who fancies himself as some kind of electronic revolutionary because he once got his pecker caught in a preposterous lie when he brazenly claimed to be a [[hacker]] who had anally penetrated AT&T. That of course attracted the party van and poor Weev almost spent the rest of his natural life behind bars for mouthing off in court. Thankfully for him the justice system eventually sorted through his blatant bullshit claims and came to the conclusion that he was completely full of it and hadn't "hacked" anything, much less had any real level of technical skill.
Needs no extensive write-up as everyone knows [[weev]].Lost his fucking mind during his stint in white collar prison. A somewhat inactive writer these days although he occasionally posts a bizarre, even for DS standards, article. As he spends most of his time squatting in [[Russia|shithole countries]] while on the run from imaginary US government agents.
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So Weev got kicked to the curb and was down on his luck, with the law, with the ladies, hell with life itself!  So he turned on over to the Daily Stormer who offered him up all the hooch juice infused cult Kool-Aid he could drink, turning him from a tryhard troll to a drunken butt puppet for the unironic version of the alt-right.  It wasn't long before Weev was makin like Westboro Baptist lookin to dox dead girls and hoping to finally get lucky with the only kind of cunt that would ever willingly get laid with him... a lifeless one...
===Michael Coombs aka Mikemikev===
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[[File:Mikemikev violence Daily Stormer.png|thumb|right|200px|Mike was banned for this post.]]
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Neo-nazi [[lolcow]] [[Mikemikev]] used to post regularly on ''The Daily Stormer'' and was friends with [[Andrew Anglin]]. However, Mikemikev was later banned after [https://archive.is/xw1Wj encouraging violence against Jews], writing: "sad that 'not advocating violence' has to be the official position of this site".


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==See Also==
==See Also==
[[File:CDvr_-UVEAINSvC.jpg|thumb|Their #1 Youtuber who they circlejerk to [http://dailystormer.name/tag/pewdiepie/]. Thinking he is a tru neo nazi.]]
*[[Andrew Anglin]] - The yellow fewered fbi communist that runs the site (from [[Nigeria]])
*[[User:AlGore/Daily Stormer|Alternate version]]
*[[Pepe The Frog]]
*[[Pepe The Frog]]
*[[Pewdiepie]] - Their #1
*[[Alex Jones]] - the diet version.
*[[ANTIFA]]
*[[ANTIFA]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Autism]]
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*[[White Nationalism]], [[White Devils]]
*[[White Nationalism]], [[White Devils]]
*[[Stormfront]], [[Iron March]]
*[[Stormfront]], [[Iron March]]
*[[GoDaddy]]
*[[Mikemikev]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[https://www.dailystormer.com/ Daily Stormer Official Website] {{Archive|HrLvH}}
*<s>[https://www.dailystormer.com/ Daily Stormer Official Website]</s> {{Archive|HrLvH}}
*[https://dstormer6em3i4km.onion Moved to the dark web]
*[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Daily_Stormer RationalWiki]{{atheist}}'s take
*[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Daily_Stormer RationalWiki]{{atheist}}'s take
*[https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t1165766/?s=0dd87012d726ce0b4b518b56db467fb9 Stormfront: Andrew Anglin is a fraud]
*[https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t1165766/?s=0dd87012d726ce0b4b518b56db467fb9 Stormfront: Andrew Anglin is a fraud] {{Archive|KCpl7}}
 


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Latest revision as of 02:42, 13 July 2022


A typical Daily Stormer reader.

The DailyStormfag is a play-pretend Alt-Right website for angry asshats who refused to become trannies, as required by ANTIFA. They typically blame Jews, niggers, rich people, and everyone else besides themselves for everything wrong with their lives.

The Site's Creator

Inside a serial child rapist's basement.

The Daily Stormer was created by Andrew Anglin, your typical beta male manlet who thinks lifting will magically make him taller. Views the site's viewers as his personal army.

The site eventually gained national notoriety when some nobody took pictures of himself masturbating with the confederate flag surrounded by pretty flowers, which he uploaded to the site, shortly before going all Elliot Rodger on some random group of black people.

As a result the news media gave Andrew all sorts of attention that his parents never gave him, egging him on to keep pushing for more negative reinforcement. This started a long cycle of stupidity as mainstream media continually used Andrew as their personal Neo Nazi whipping boy and Andrew in turn kept bending his butt on over their knee begging for more.

GTFO

The article that pushed the Daily Stormer onto the dark web
Move along you "Nazis".

In August the site's domain registrar GoDaddy decided they, thankfully, had enough of Andrew's antics, especially after it became abundantly obvious that the site was pointing out that Heather Heyer was killed by one too many packets of Ho-Hos, instead of the media narrative that she was crushed by a Nazi car. Being a complete, dishonest coward, Anglin kept insisting the entire site was just an ironic troll-job. Even thought it led one of their users to go trashcan bowling with SJWs; it became abundantly obvious that the site wasn't simply a social experiment gone terribly wrong.




They also attempted to get a Russian domain but were likewise booted. CloudFlare also booted them from their service, along with dozens of other supposed Neo Nazi websites which have also been perma-fucked from the world wide web. One might question of course, even as retarded as the Daily Stormer is, isn't this going a bit too far? Doesn't this pretty well shit all over free speech? And, well, yes it does! But that's a GOOD THING in this case. Why you ask? Simple, since corporate controlled DNS has now, ironcally, gone all SIEG HEIL on the world and has started burning sites like Hitler enjoyed burning books there is only one alternative... that is, alternative DNS configurations.

Remember, destruction breeds creation!

The Site's Users

Repressed Homosexuals

These are the people primarily drawn to Angliln's talks about fitness and being "manly".



Tryhard Edgelords

The reason why Anglin appeals so hard to the kids in high school. Aware that there has always been a market for edgy 13 year old boys, Anglin makes the site as "memey" as possible



Naked Troll Rats

Pepe avatars on Twitter



Social Rejects

Uses the term "roastie" excessively. The primary audience for the "All white women are whores" articles and the ones usually getting butthurt at a woman who has gone to college instead of getting knocked up at age 15 like a proper Aryan woman. Gets way too excited when the third sexbot article of the day has been posted. Still values "tradition" somehow



The Site's Supporters

Andrew "Weev" Auernheimer

Someone you take seriously

Needs no extensive write-up as everyone knows weev.Lost his fucking mind during his stint in white collar prison. A somewhat inactive writer these days although he occasionally posts a bizarre, even for DS standards, article. As he spends most of his time squatting in shithole countries while on the run from imaginary US government agents.



Michael Coombs aka Mikemikev

Mike was banned for this post.

Neo-nazi lolcow Mikemikev used to post regularly on The Daily Stormer and was friends with Andrew Anglin. However, Mikemikev was later banned after encouraging violence against Jews, writing: "sad that 'not advocating violence' has to be the official position of this site".

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Their #1 Youtuber who they circlejerk to [1]. Thinking he is a tru neo nazi.

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