Randy Savage

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Last Thursday, Randy "Macho-Man" Savage spectacularly quit IRL by swerving his Jeep into a tree and snapping his neck like a Slim Jim. Although an autopsy yielded inconclusive results as to why the 248-pound wrestler died, we suggest it may have been something along the lines of smashing into a fucking tree.

Randy's wrestling career

Savage held numerous titles during his illustrious career. To his fans he was known as "The Spider" because of the awkward position he assumed while being fisted by more famous wrestlers such as Hulk Hogan and 'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase.

Savage was FIRED! from the WWF by his boss Vince McMahon after rumours that he had violated an underage Stephanie McMahon's virginity began to spread before ol' Vinnie had even thought about taking it upon himself to do it first.

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See also

• Hulk Hogan
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• The Ultimate Warrior