Lordelthibar

LordElthibar thinks ED is srs bsns.

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Watch out guys, he has a gun, he means srs bsns

LordElthibar (powerword: Michael Klein), on the outside, he may seem like any sort of Autistic Tarlet, only LordElthibar is a total fucknut manchild who is so stuck into his religion, that even God thinks he's nuts, he's your typical Evangelist Christfag, he hates gays, People from other countries, abortions, Non-Christians, and everybody else who disagrees with him, all while masturbating to his Autistic Disney fanart and guns, he's also a proud Disney fanfic author, writing about the evil liberals taking his freedom away, all while he denies it to people who don't agree with him. He also talks like it's 1513, but don't let this fool you, this is proving how autistic he is.

A good Christian

Being the washed up fucknut he is, LordElthibar is one of the most outspoken, if not the most by far, Pro-life Tartlet on the whole site, his art involves a lot of his political views, his idea of pro-life is so outspoken, that he goes and attacks people who disagree with him because he thinks if he attacks enough people, they'll become good Christians and be pro-lifers like him, unfortunately, being the dense Christfag he is, he fails to understand what other political views mean other than his own, try to get into an intellectual debate with him against his strong Christian conservative values, and he'll block you before you can even respond to him. Then he'll go write a journal about how you're persecuting him and getting more people to feel sorry for him because he's such a nice and poor Christian boy who's getting persecuted by people like you everyday.

Political views

This picture alone proves the delusion that this manchild has acquired in his small Autistic brain.

LordElthibar is a very strong member of the Tea Party Movement, he along with his fellow rednecks, feel good denying the rights to others while they give themselves everything. His idea is that people hate him because he is Christian. This is partially true, people hate him because he is a washed up fucknut and delusional Tea Party Activist, redneck, and conspiracy theorist. He of course, has failed to see the point numerous times and continually tries to make everybody else think he's another struggling Christian dealing with persecution everyday, while he goes and persecutes people for their beliefs and political views.

Autism at its finest

Usual fanart from this Autist, note the crayons used to draw it.

Outside of being the usual fucknut he is, LordElthibar's main hobby is making Disney fanart, mostly of the movie Tangled, along with other movies, like Rise of the Guardians and Brave, he does not like criticism in the finest, because he is an amazing artist who draws well, yet still uses Crayons to draw and resorts to MSPaint for digital drawings Because he's wanting attention so badly. His drawings are so lulzworthy, for a second, you think that this is a joke. He expects everybody to give him a positive comment on his drawings because if you give him a negative comment, he's going to whine about being persecuted. He has at least 3 whole pages on his DevianTART profile of hidden or marked as spam comments from people that disagree with him, and constantly bitches about these people coming to his page in his bitchbook hoping to get attention from the few people that support him. He even has a most wanted list that makes no sense at all, putting further speculation on how Autistic he is. His JewTube Channel on the other hand is all about his drawings and poorly edited crossover videos. He thinks he can be a voice actor for simply voicing over his drawings.

His apology video to somebody he pissed off

His fanfics

LordElthibar has recently gotten tons of attention from people because of how bad they are, almost all of them are about Obama turning into a super villain and taking the freedom and rights away from the conservative Tea Party Disney heroes! Along with almost every user that LordElthibar has blocked because he thinks that making them the villain in all his fanfictions will make him awesome, in reality, the fanfics are nothing more than tealiban propaganda because a black guy is president. His fanfics are so bad, it makes My Immortal and Twilight look like literary masterpieces. He also has a wiki dedicated to his fanfics, which brings us to....

The Elthibar Wiki Attack

On December 1st, 2013, while LordElthibar was busy fapping furiously to his Hero, a lulzworthy group called the Coalition of Egg Smoking Assholes raided his page and removed all content regarding his fanfics, within 24 hours, when LordElthibar finally got done rubbing his penis with sandpaper to his hero, he realized what has happened and b& the member responsible for ruining his wiki for 100 years. (Which is a false statement, his wiki was shit before the edit.) He now thinks that CESA is some sort of liberal conspiracy, he then bitched about it on his journal about it, he thinks that ED is serious and a legit source, and that he's being targeted by nonexistent atheist terrorist groups. He also thinks he's won simply for banning CESA from his page and protecting his articles. He hasn't learned, like usual....

Conspiracy theorist nutjob

Another claim to that LordElthibar has gotten his 15 minutes of fame from is his wild conspiracy theory that in 2017, The United States will be some apocalyptic wasteland Obama started imprisoning his own citizens, this obviously upsets Elthibar, for it his duty to not understand the power of lulz. He thinks he is going to be the leader of a resistance movement fighting the New World Order! Perhaps if he quit watching a certain Fucktard, he would realize he's nothing more than a forever alone manchild that will indeed die alone, either that or he'll go crazy and give everything up for the glory of God.

The Great Wiki Raid

Eventually last Thursday some faggots were reading this wiki page and found out lordbutthurt had his own wiki for his shitty fanfics. Thinking that this would be good for some potential ED fodder and lulz a raid was planned in an attempt to smoke him out. Lead by grand faggot CutestSith of deviant-art infamy he and his partner in crime Mocha raided his wiki and made it 100% better and more truthful. Changes made to the wiki were facts such as Eithlibars love for big black cocks, his latent lust fir his boyfriend Jamal, how Elsa from frozen was on a quest to save the white race and how Hitler did nothing wrong. An example can be shown below.

Naturally the autist got butthurt and went online to try and save his precious wiki but it was too late. Though unknown how many they had as soon as he would change one article another would change or it would be re-edited. This caused him to go into an even bigger autistic panic. Seeing that their work payed off Mocha decided to bait Lord Dickslurper on DA. The reaction was typical of his claiber This leader to even greater lulz of him flipping out and bitching how Mocha was a big meanie poopy pants who should be banned for hate speech for wanting to gas the Jews who he feels solidarity with since they are God's people AKA blood sucking parasites like he is that only use welfare. Then he found out she was a Chrisitian too and tried to get her on his side by licking her clit. Naturally the sight of this greasy manlett she proceeded to bitch slap him and rape him with a strap on. This made him so butthurt that he actually decided to take the war to ED. There he got butthurt enough to make a shitty one paragraph article on her on how she is mean and wants to gas Jews, not realizing that by gassing Jews this makes her perhaps the most charitable person on the planet for dealing with this vermin. He then actually got on this page and tried to edit it. Not realizing that

A. We keep a saved copy of every page.

B. We ca just ban him.

Which then proceeded to happen. This can be confirmed to be Lord himself since the only pages touched or made was the one on Mocha and this very article itself.

Things that Elthibar hates

Atheists

Other religions

Liberal Christians

Liberals in general

Abortion (He should've been aborted)

Pre-marital Sex (because it leads to more abortions)

Trolls

Having common sense

Thinking

Encyclopedia Dramatica He thinks this site is srs bsns

The DeviantART staff For being "Anti-Christian" and banning his friends

Mocha despite asking for forgiveness multiple times and wishes to kiss her clit
What happened to being a Christian?

Donald Trump

Quote

	“	Some idiot messed up my wikia page just yesterday. The bright side is I repaired all the damage and was even able to remodle the page itself. Even after I had made repairs, those same jerks who messed up my wikia harrassed me on youtube. Don't they see that they have already been defeated? They are proud supporters of Encyclopedia Dramatica and thus I no longer am convinced that the Encyclopedia Dramatica is reliable what-so-ever. There can be no peace with the likes of them! If this is what our culture is being taught as okay, then they deserve the coming chaos that will put society in its rightful place. NOTE: Be aware, this group of hags are known as the Coalation of Egg Smoking A%$#%les. Put saftey restrictions on whatever you have online so they may not destroy whatever you have.	„
	—LordElthibar

	“	The comments on my ElthibarXMerida picture got even worse. That same person declared that the baby Merida was carrying insider herself should be killed to help Merida. Never in my days did I fell like I would ever see such a foul comment on my artwork. If anyone else makes one more comment against my artwork where Rapunzel or Merida are pregnant, they are instantly going to be blocked and reported for harassment! I hope I made myself clear!	„
	—LordElthibar

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Gallery

The average drawing by this manchild.
Because everybody who voted for Obama is a traitor.
How autistic can you get?
Great fanart bro
Perhaps he should read a bit more on The Tea Party and terrorism and how similar they are to each other?
Nothing defines being an attention whore like using MSpaint, this is literally a masterpiece
Elthibar denying his secret homo lust for Adolf Hitler.
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Why so autistic?

External links

Elthibar Add this sick fuck to your contacts to fuck with him
LordElthibar Recommended you have multiple ALT accounts
ElthibarofCorona His JewTube channel, full of low quality crossover videos
His fanfics
Kristoff and Anna's adventure series Wiki His Wiki page dedicated to his shitty fanfics, following a raid on December 1st, it is undergoing "remodeling."

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