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Nate Spidgewood
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Nate Spidgewood (Real name: Nathaniel Edward Spidgewood; aka Nate Spazzwood, Nate Shitwood, Nate Cockwood, Nate Fagwood, Nathaniel Edward Speed, Nate Pisswood and Nate Spergwood), from Green Valley, AZ, is a pissed off, highly autistic 13-year-old boy furry from Sahuarita, Arizona; he is most well known for his numerous sockpuppets that he created on ED in an attempt to take down this article. Of course, it was pretty obvious that Spergwood was behind the accounts because they all had one major distinction: the words "nate" and "pissed" usually in ALL CAPS so it didn't take long for a sysop to see it and ban him. See the talk page for a prime example. He has a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty animations made in MS Paint and a Patreon "campaign" video where he lies about his age.
The "tl;dr" story on this guy goes like this:
He likes TV Tropes, wanted to edit on TV Tropes, was banned from TV Tropes, was too stupid to realize he couldn't just go back to TV Tropes under a different name, was banned again, spent time crying like a bitch on the Tropes Mirror Wiki about being banned, kept attempting to sock puppet troll TV Tropes, kept getting thrown out after being discovered while screaming threats of death and bodily harm, and he still occasionally tries to go back and troll TV Tropes even though he fucking sucks at it. He also is obsessed with shitty cartoons and likes drawing this shit in lieu of getting a fucking life.
For the longer version, read onwards.
Who is Nate Spidgewood?
Here's a tl;dr biography he wrote of himself from his art site (which is a weebly, lol) 
(archive). Along with his resume and FAQ.
Below is a summary:
Nate had a big boner for shitty comics since he was a kid, so he devoted his life towards reading them and trying to draw them. He eventually joined Jewtube, made some shitty videos that got his sorry ass banned, and it turned out most of them sucked ass anyway. He eventually decided to delete fucking everything around September 2007 and tried to start over by getting into MUGEN, but he managed to fuck that up too.
He continued his career in epic fail by getting suspended from school for using dirty words at the beginning of 2008, then spent the rest of the years getting mocked for his Jewtube failures.
By 2009, he tried to start his life over again, and apparently felt that posting his shitty comics on DeviantArt was the best time in his life.
So, when did his faggotry hit critical mass?
Nate once tried to edit on Wikipedia, but his edits were reverted by the Wikipedia Jews and all articles he tried to create were deleted. This pissed him off, so he decided to go to an even shittier alternative: TV Tropes
On TV Tropes, he had fun editing there for awhile, but he soon ran into trouble when he decided whining about shit he hated was a great idea. This pissed off the TV Tropes Jews, so they suspended his ass, and he figured calling the TV Tropes jews out on their faggotry was a good idea. Eventually, even after the moderators at TV Tropes told him they'd let him edit again if he would just shut the fuck up, quit whining like a bitch, and calm the fuck down, he eventually decided to leave in a swirling vortex of butthurt.
A year later, he showed up again managing to achieve epic fail as a ban evader, and almost got some other dumbass banned along with him.
However, this is not the end of Nate's faggotry.
Nate Spidgewood: Dumbass Wiki Troll
Not long after outing himself on TV Tropes in a manner most inept, he decided to run over to the Tropes Mirror Wiki, and he basically started plagiarizing from TV Tropes and cunt pasting it on the Troper Mirror Wiki until the admin there told him cut that shit out. He also was stupid enough to admit to attempting to troll TV Tropes, and another user politely told him that he didn't give a shit. Twice.
He tried to get people to meatpuppet his edits over to TV Tropes, and was told by an admin to go the fuck away, no one cared. Being too stupid to take a hint he tried again, and another admin told him to go the fuck away. He also wanted someone to write a bot to cunt paste his edits from the Tropers Mirror Wiki on TV Tropes, and yet again he was told to fuck off.
(The last one is particularly face palm worthy, since TV Tropes and Tropes Mirror Wiki use a modified version of PmWiki and MediaWiki respectively, which goes to show how knowledgeable this guy is about wikis.)
He even posted this Butthurt.txt on his user blog on the Tropes Mirror Wiki:
They suspended me on one of my favorite sites, TV Tropes.org (it's called that, not Wikinamespaces or whatever), last year. That's right, Fast Eddie and his wardog, Fighteer, suspended me. Because I was ranting about their policies. That's not fair on their right, because I have to stay and do more fun editing and I'm getting really fed up with it demising to death after 2010, with so much intruders invading everything and polluting pages with namespaces, deleting or renaming great tropes, splitting folders into subpages, and blanking out examples for being "zero context". This wiki is turning into another Wikipedia, despite the statement "We are not Wikipedia" that used to be on its homepage. It's supposed to be a fun, informational, media-based site for artists, teenagers and media fans about storytelling devices, not for Wikipedia people.
The reason I first signed up on TV Tropes in 2011 is because I'm trying to expand it with more tropes, works and examples and keep in touch with tropers so I'd make life much better. (I was seriously devistated by those negative comments written on various online news articles that happened a year before [2010] and announced the constant delaying of a few anticipated, then-upcoming movies by a bankrupt studio's financial problems. As for said studio, I was just expecting them to be sold to a company they were supposed to fit.) But all these new changes these admins made, like the namespaces, the constant renaming and removing of several tropes, and blanking out of "zero context" examples, started ruining everything by taking the fun and wit out.
So last year, I got really annoyed and began ranting and complaining about them, and in return, the admins suspended me on June when I get really mad because one namespacer touched one of the pages I've written RIGHT AFTER I made a few edits on it. I tried to apologize, but they didn't buy it because they accused me of misbehaving, and even worse, they told me to wait until July 2nd. That's an outrage, and so I said "screw this, I'm outta here" and they permabanned my account. I mean c'mon, without a TV Tropes account, I'll be alone again. Then I tried to come back with with another account, but they suspended me again and when I tried to make up, they told me to get off the site and leave them alone. That makes me angry.
I made another account under a different name and they suspended me and this goes on and on and on. Meanwhile, I started complaining in questions on Yahoo! Answers about the site's demise, but people don't care and start telling me crap like "It's their website, not yours" and "You were complaining on here too". Of COURSE it's their website, but they're the ones who ruined it. No one just understands me.
Anyway, thing started to go from bad to worse in February this year, I tried to defend a webcomic article I revamped from one of Fast Eddie's namespacing minions, St Fan (seriously, HE butchers pages with inferior sorting he calls "example indentation" by removing the paragraphing of sub-examples and merging them into their parent examples, and he won't even stop), but unfortunately, it gets locked, all because of ME. Now I'm trying to defend other pages from being destroyed by said minion, but he kept telling those admins on me who kept reverting my edits, and what's worse is that they mistook them for "vandalism". That's not true, because *their* namespacing and sorting are vandalism. They're the ones who ruined the wiki in the first place. They even called me "selfish", "egotistical" and a "troll" and make fun of me because I was writing them rude edit reasons, PMs and thread posts. I've been fighting with them over the content's creativity for a long time now. I can't believe I'm signing up an email address over and over every time I'm trying to come back on the wiki, which uses them all up and took up my time. Now my IP address was blocked again, and I'm sick of copying and pasting a conformation link whenever I sign up on a proxy.
What am I supposed to do other than giving up?
Well, that's my story. To wrap this rant up, I'll tell you the truth: These admins are a bunch of horrible, strict, soulless Wikipedians who don't give a damn about the site's original creative goal and shouldn't have touch it in the first place. They pollute articles, they suspend innocent tropers like me, and they (especially Fighteer) treat us like enemies.
(By the way, I had a petition up since November, but it doesn't get enough signatures.)
The shit bird cock holster is STILL being a failtroll faggot, and he'll almost certainly be tard raging about this bullshit on his deathbed.
Gallery of Fail
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NOTE: This gallery has a decent amount of content not otherwise in the article, do look beyond the five images shown.
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Nate decided to be a douche about TV Tropes's namespaces policy, which is not only a bad idea on a site with "no negativity" policy, it was also the post that got him suspended/banned the first time on TV Tropes. -
In this long post that was baleeted off TV Tropes, Nate's sockpuppetery was so asinine the admin of another wiki tipped off Fast Eddie about it. Fast Eddie decided to graciously accept the information and thanked the other admin. -
Nate's ability to be subtle as a wiki troll is so horrible even tropers mock him for it. And now, even Fast Eddie is aware of his shitty haxing attempts. -
A long string of troll accounts by Nate are discovered and banned in close succession. As the screenshot shows, Nate is not very good at covertly trolling in the slightest. -
The hidden text of Nate's nasty private message is: Fucking tattletale!!! Stop reporting me to Ask The Tropers! I'M INNOCENT, DUMBASS!! >:(
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Nate was dumb enough to beg the guys at Hack Forums to help him fuck over TV Tropes admins. Their response was to laugh at him and say Cool story bro.
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This article is mentioned on TV Tropes, the tropers laugh at Nate's cum guzzling faggotry for awhile, then some moralfag pussybitch remembers Gus "Fast Eddie" Raley doesn't like any mention of ED on his Glorious Republic of Troperfags and redacts all mentions of ED. -
A troper and another tartlet try to give Nate the facts of life. He apparently doesn't care and clarifies he only wanted a hacker to screw over the accounts of the "intruders" on TV Tropes, which is still illegal. -
Nate whining about getting banned from TV Tropes, gets told to shut the fuck up. -
Nate, going on three years of fail trolling. -
The reason why Nate keeps reuploading his Patreon video. -
Nate's house. -
People on 8chan sent him mailboxes as a prank. -
Nate's farting balloon arts & crafts. -
Nate finds his own drawings of furries to be sexually appealing to him. -
Nate flames another user on DA for referencing his ED article. -
Nate's mother made a plea bargain for drunk-driving back in 2004. -
His parents sue other for Nate's retardation. -
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Nate flying into a rage for someone reminding him that he is a grown adult. -
Nate hates porn btw. -
Nate asks for employment, with limited success. -
Just like his 2D drawings, his 3D artwork of furries is shite. -
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Screenshot of Nate's gofundme page. -
What he wants to buy with your hardearned money. -
His main original character Arny taking a shit. -
And here's another furry character of his taking a shit. -
And we get the point he has a furry scat fetish.
TAKING DOWN TVTROPES BY HAX
Nate, since he didn't know Computer Science III, he decided he was going to HIRE A HACKER to take down TV Tropes!
He even started a fundraiser to raise $200 dollars so he could hire a hacker to take down TV Tropes, but all he achieved was fail (as usual).
The funny part is that TV Tropes has been DDoSed before, and Nate doesn't seem to realize computer hacking is a criminal offense, so had he ever achieved anything other than fail, he left his real name, picture, and public address on a public website clearly stating his intentions to cause criminal damage to another website.
We would like to add that Nate once vandalised us admitting to fundraising for a hack (again this is a fucking criminal offense), only to dispute that he was hacking TV Tropes in order to "change their policies", which is another crime called extortion, good job Nate.
Reaction to This Article
—Nate, May 2nd 2014 |
Nate Spidgewood, Psycho Internet Stalker
Now that Fast Eddie is long gone, Nate has another trope wiki founder he fucking hates, GethN7; who runs a competitor to TVTropes called All The Tropes.
Unlike Eddie, though, this terminal autist has a somewhat thicker skin and collected most of Nate's deranged shitposts and compiled his Kimmo Alm/Moot style email exchanges into a series of blog posts for lulz and for great justice.
- Message to Nate Spidgewood: Grow up and get a life.
- In which I show exasperation at the idiocy of Nate Spidgewood
- My final, exhausted appeal to Nate Spidewood to drop his grudge against TV Tropes
- Nate Spidgewood: Holiday Death Threats Edition
- Nate Spidgewood: For New Year's, Resolve to Quit Being a Faggot
- Nate Spidgewood:Salty and crazy as ever
- Nate Spidgewood Has Lost His Freaking Mind
- The Whinegina Monolouges
The later posts have lots of lulzy and very butthurt responses from Nate himself.
GethN7 PWNS Nate on /cow/
The trope autist decided to share his experiences with Spidgewood on /cow/, and the thread initially looked like it would die on arrival due to the general view being that it looked like a generic NYPA request, this was until Nate showed up to sperg and tard rage like usual.
That is, until Geth warned Nate if he didn't stop, he'd call not only Nate's parents, but also The Man.
Nate didn't take this seriously, until he immediately started backpedaling when the chirstfag troping autist proved that he wasn't kidding, and told Nate to GTFO or risk pounding in the ass by Bubba in prison.
Geth also explained to him in detail exactly why his sperging for several years over namespaces on TV Tropes is a waste of time and that flaming 8chan's /cow/ demanding they remove his ED article is illogically retarded:
—GethN7 |
Facts
Nate Spidgewood...
- ... was kicked out of special ed and middle school in the 7th grade for throwing psychopathic temper tantrums.
- ... likes to spam /cow/ on 8chan every time there's a new thread about him.
- ... live with his parents Jerry Speed and Dana Speed.
- ... frequently wets himself and the bed.
- ... gets locked up in his room at night by his parents when he tards out too much.
- ... deletes and re-uploads his Patreon video.
- ... is used by his parents to get autism gold because they're too lazy to get a job.
- ... allow his parents to change his last name to Spidgewood because Nate thinks it sounds more mature.
- ... gets his mom Dana Speed to help make videos for him.
- ... says he's 20 years old.
- ... is a furry.
- ... yiffs for his original character Arry the Armadillo.
- ... has OCD.
- ... has a fetish for furries taking a shit in the toilet.
- ... wants you to "STOP GIVING THIS VIDEO DISLIKES." because "IT SHOWS THAT YOU'RE JUST BEING DISRESPECTFUL." and "IF YOU GAVE IT A DISLIKE, REMOVE IT OR ELSE!"
- ... is a manchild.
Patreon
Nate's Patreon pageCheck out his YouTube video gallery here
Nate gives money to a furry on Patreon
It might also interest you to know that Nate is also a patron of other projects, for example due to Nate being a furry degenerate, he gives money to artists like Yoshitura who specialises in making extremely fluffy drawing of furries. Nate will very vehemently deny that he is a furry despite all the evidence that he is indeed one of those though. It is clear that Nate has extreme self-loathing about it, so please do not remind him about the fact that he is a furry.
Nate initially refused and took several months to honor paid commissions to his only Patron
Despite being unproductive and having done nothing noteworthy when it comes to his shitty artwork, one person had the generosity to give him $15 per month on Patreon. Nate promises in his Patreon that he would grant free full commissions for anyone that gives him at least $15 dollars a month. Do you think that Nate would seize on his obligation to produce artwork once asked and prove those damn naysayers wrong that he was a bone-idle lazy shit who spends all his time ragetarding for not doing shit his way? LOL fuck you.
The Patron would like to clarify to you that he never even asked Nate to draw furries or mention to Nate anything about furries, this came out of Nate's mouth completely unprovoked, and that he just asked for his commission as promised. This means that Nate is asking for money, in return for absolutely fucking nothing. He wants you to merely fund his existence with zilch in return. Nate wonders why he remains locked in his bedroom by his parents while be used for welfare by them and has absolutely 0 career prospects in his lifetime.
Of course this didn't deter the backer from not trying harder to get the full commissions that Nate promised. He has commented a few times on Patreon in order to see if he can get his furshit drawings. One rejection wasn't going to be enough to stop Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ still did not get a response, so he decided to use some leverage which he knew would make Nate think, his article on ED. Of course Nate hates it being called "his" ED page because of some autistic bullshit regarding who wrote and owns this page. Of course Nate doesn't try to make things right by actually commissioning the artwork promised and instead whines about us and TV Tropes.
It of course took extra prodding from Jesus Christ for Nate to even hear out his request on the commission. He wants Nate to draw "PuppySky". Who is PuppySky? PuppySky is the admin of 8chan's /furry/, and the picture provided was of the boards mascot, Nate. The big J wants Nate to draw him with Nate's own character Arry. Nate gives the OK to both of these propositions. This means Nate now has no excuse whatsoever to not commission JC's artwork, we wait in anticipation.
Of course Nate completely disappears for over a month and Jesus Christ eventually gives up and deletes his pledge, this caught the attention of Nate, who proceeds to message him stating that he was "busy with other things", whether this is because Nate is a lazy fuck or was grounded by his parents we have no clue. All Nate wants for the commission is for Jesus to re-pledge even more money.
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"Honeybunch fluffball" -
"our beautiful furendship" -
Jesus Christ mentions ED -
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Jesus Christ commission request -
What Jesus Christ wants Nate to draw -
Nate seemingly accepts. -
Nate is SUPER busy! -
It's a start. -
The finished product, really worth the wait? -
Nate gets told of the ruse all along. -
Nate gets his balls busted over his PayPal. -
Nate gets encouraged to return to /cow/ for further conversation. -
Nate's dad banned him from 8chan.
Video Resume: Failed Quest to Get $100
A group called "L00T KR3W" managed to hack a big time producers email and then used it to troll Nate into sending them a video resume show that Nate could potentially get hired, and also receive $100 dollars at the same time. Nate of course leapt at the chance, we will quote L00T KR3W about this video, because we're lazy fucks who don't want to write this out:
—L00T KR3W, doing God's work |
L00T KR3W have only released a 2 minute excerpt so far, we'll upload the full version once we get our hands on it.
We would like to note one last thing on how retarded Nate is in this section:
When someone pretended to be a cartoon producer and gave him a mere promise of $100 dollars at the end of it, Nate immediately got his mother on the weekend, to film this, which took him a total of SEVEN HOURS to shoot and edit.
Somebody on Patreon came along with a 100% VERIFIABLE and GUARANTEED $15 bucks asking for a picture which was promised under the system Nate set out and this faggot won't even sketch a template of the cuntboy he draws on the regular.
Do you understand why Nate Spidgewood is not someone to be pitied but to be mocked as the complete and utter invalid that he is?
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Prank Call
Someone on 8chan's /cow/ phoned up Nate saying that he could take Nate's ED article with his hacking powers. Notice how quick Nate is to rage at the caller IRL:
Apparently enough prank calls have been delivered to Nate to the point where his parents no longer let him use the phone, he's in his twenties.
His ED Accounts
This is a documentation of Nate's feeble attempts to get his article taken down, failing every single one of those attempts, and ending up b& for it. These are all the accounts that he has made, either to blank this article, or rage on contributing users' talk pages about "updating his Patreon links". Unsurprisingly, all these accounts are currently banned.
- Nate Spidgewood
- Nate is Very Angry
- Nate is Pissed
- Nate Hates You
- Nate is SUPER Pissed
- Nate_Hates_You_Even_More
- Nate_Is_SUPER_Angry_Pissed
- Nate_is_ULTRA_Pissed
- NateIsVeryAngry
- NateIsPissed
- NateIsPissedOff
- NateIsSoPissed
- NateIsReallyPissedOff
- NateIsPissedAtYou
- NateIsUltraPissed
- NateIsExtremelyPissed
- NateIsSUPERPissed
- Nate-Is-ULTRA-Pissed
- Nate-Is-SUPER-Pissed
- Nate is EVEN MORE Pissed
- NateIsEXTREMELYPissedOff
See Also
- ALL CAPS
- Autism - This is his most evident attribute.
- RAEG - Nate in a nutshell.
- Taking Down ED - What he hopes to accomplish.
- TV Tropes
- X is not your personal army
- Misha Silenosti - Somebody who might just be as autistic as Nate.
External Links
- His Tropes Mirror Wiki profile
- His ripoff of Wikipedia - Has barely 10 pages of horribly plagiarized content.
- Wayback Machine link to some self insert fanfic he had on TV Tropes
Nate's Jewtube account
Nate's Linkedin page- Nate's Dailymotion profile
Nate's Google+ account
Nate's Deviantart - BALEETED BECAUSE IT'S ALL E.D.'S FAULT!!!!!!!11
Nate's Livejournal- His art website
His Tumblr blog
Nate's FurAffinity account - Made it private after ED linked it.- His blogspot account
His Facebook account
His Twitter- Nate's Behance account
- Nate's PayPal.Me account - Current money receive: $0.00
- Nate's Rotten Tomatoes account
- Nate's Reddit account - Still screeching and asking Reddit to hack Wikipedia users.
Email Addresses
- AOL: [email protected]
- Gmail: [email protected]
Links to his Fail
- Nate getting his sockpuppet accounts whacked on TV Tropes
- An Internet Petition to attempt to get Fast Dickhead to quit fucking with his own website - Needless to say, like all Internet petitions, all this achieved was fail.
- His gofundme to buy "private things" archive
- Nate asking Yahoo Answers how to take his ED article down, all he got was one answer saying "a"
- Nate wonders why a famous artist doesn't care to return his emails
- Nate wonders why he can't suspend Viacom's YouTube channel on his own personal whim
- Nate doesn't like TheRedPenOfDoom
- Nate moans to Yahoo Answers about how his father and brothers treat him like the manchild he is
- Nate wants to add a bank to his PayPal but his parents won't let him call the bank
- Nate complaining about being blocked five times by CoyoteVille because he nagged Coyote about caring for his physically afflicted mother over updating a webcomic
- Nate getting in a edit war on a wiki of fucking company bumpers, almost getting banned over it
- Nate getting banned on a wiki about FBI warning screens due to endlessly spamming user talk pages
- deviantART Journal #1 - Nate, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!
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