TV Tropes/Deleted Encyclopedia Dramatica Article
For as long as the article has existed, Encyclopedia Dramatica has been a thorn in Fast Eddie's easily injured backside. With constant flame wars between anti-ED crusaders, closet EDiots, and people just trying to avoid controversy, it was an emblem of easily-incensed fanfaggotry. As the drama started escalating to proportions worthy of archiving on this very site, Fast Eddie took the easy way out and locked the article to prevent further drama.
The funny thing about his lock is that outside of censoring a paragraph linking to ED's criticism of his beloved site, he obviously didn't even glance over the material. Suffering from they call Wiki Schizophrenia, it was obviously cobbled together by multiple different people that disagree over whether the site is a vile pit of hatred or the last bastion of truth on an increasingly political-correctness-obsessed internet. It also flagrantly broke their own unstated rules about calling real-life people and organizations "evil". He also didn't bother to even look at the cesspools of butthurt that were the Reviews and It Just Bugs Me sections, which degenerated even further into sheer RAGE with no main article to edit. There was also a Laconic page that described the site as "Wikipedia's Evil Twin"... even though the implication of Wikipedia as being "good" is laughable. Besides, it's more a Law Versus Chaos relationship, anyway.
After a few months of leaving this version mostly intact, Fast Eddie went back to remove the soapboxing of both sides and also deleted both the Reviews and It Just Bugs Me sections in one fell swoop. After some time on the NPOV version, he deleted the whole damn thing on February 2nd, 2011, with the primary Talk Page getting purged a week later (but not its pre-overhaul archive... yet). Seems the lulz isn't strong with this one. Of course, nothing but your inevitable ban and the reversion of all your work is stopping you from making a page using the (in the process of being deprecated) ptitle system or Encyclopaedia Dramatica. There is also nothing stopping you from heading over to any other article and claiming it in the name of æ (try here for some fresh ground).
Luckily, one of the "vitriolic" versions was discovered, so you can see what all the fuss was about. I'll just leave this here...
TV Tropes Article: Encyclopedia Dramatica
"In lulz we trust."
—Official site motto
"Where facts die, and stereotypes lie."
—Urban Dictionary
Encyclopedia Dramatica is a site that you either love or hate. It's pretty much impossible not to be on one side of the fence. Its purpose is to parody and satirize the internet, and this is done in a format similar to The Other Wiki. Its second purpose is to document the lulz (pretty much just laughing at stupid things people do on the internet) and internet memes. However, this site is often mistakenly taken seriously. The users on this site are mostly Trolls; hence, it is made deliberately offensive. Almost nothing on the site should be taken seriously. They will write something you find offensive on Aspergers Syndrome, and then it will turn out that one of the sysops has the condition. They write something offensive about something you like, they say "just ignore it" and advise you to stop caring about what they think.
That said, if you are offended by anything at all, no matter how small, don't visit the site. You don't want to be there, and the users won't want you to be there, with the possible exception of the trolls who simply like watching someone be angry or offended. Also, don't register an account there purely for the purpose of complaining. You will be trolled, and if you don't like being trolled, or trolls in general, this is a site you will hate. Finally, since it's a humor wiki that anyone (with an account) can edit, you're going to get a lot of mixed results and a lot of things that aren't funny. There is a big project trying to fix the overuse of memes in articles and anything else unfunny, but it isn't done yet. Quality can't be guaranteed.
If you are offended by the site, just be thankful that all those trolls are hard at work tinkering with the wiki and not screwing things up elsewhere. Think of it like a playground for trolls. Do you like it when your kids are at the playground and not breaking vases in your own house, or the mean kids from down the street are breaking the swings there and not ripping up your flowerbeds? There you go.
There's another side to this, however. While 4chan's /b/ board, the trolls' other playground, is an imageboard where threads eventually get bumped off the site for good and the users themselves have legendarily short attention spans, Encyclopedia Dramatica keeps permanent archives of just about everything, providing budding young trolls with a convenient list of 4chan's Acceptable Targets and, often, a cheat sheet on how to effectively harass them. Given the never ending supply of "budding young trolls", this ensures that anyone who's been documented on the site may never truly hear the end of it.
Tropes:
Accentuate The Negative: A trademark of the site.
Acceptable Targets: Averted. Having acceptable targets implies that some are unacceptable.
Anarchy is Chaos: Understatement by the Self Demonstrating Article on "Anarchy", which would not be out of place on Uncyclopedia.
And Knowing is Half the Battle: Parodied with their main page's featured articles section, "THE MOAR YOU KNOW."
Arson Murder And Jaywalking: The last offensive picture in the "Offended" page is George W. Bush.
Brain Bleach: You better have this on hand before clicking a link to ED. On the off chance you decide to actually take a complete Wiki Walk there (holy crap what are you thinking?!), bring a 9001-gallon tanker of Brain Bleach.
Brand X: Some of the "ads" that pop up offer Pedobear T-shirts, Long Cat plushies, links to fake dating sites, and some other things... Yes, even that.
But You Screw One Goat: Several of the people documented — including some almost-literal examples from people who apparently thought telling the whole world about it was a good idea.
Crosses The Line 2.28811^11 Times
Dead Baby Comedy: They dedicate an entire page to this and a caption of a harlequin baby is "fried to perfection."
Deviant ART: A very common target for the site is DeviantART and its members. In fact, a noticeable amount of the people shown on ED that could be considered examples of Small Name Big Ego are members of Deviant ART, as are members of the Furry Fandom.
Dying Alone: They have a page for it.
Equal Opportunity Evil: Despite its content, people from various different backgrounds, races, religions, and sexualities read and edit the site when they create an account.
Even Evil Has Standards: Harm a cat, and you will suffer the consequences of the Internet Hate Machine.
Everythings Cuter With Kittens: Cruelly parodied. "Kitten" redirects to "Cat", which, ironically, is (mostly) safe for work. "Kittens", on the other hand...
Evil Feels Good: Arguably one of the reasons why it has so much traffic.
Evil Versus Evil: As noted about the "accuracy" below, sometimes ED is the only place to get the real scoop on the shenanigans of the rest of the scum and villainy of the internet. Mostly because screencaps are highly valued evidence, documenting exactly why a certain target deserves it (and hosting it in a location said target can't just delete the offending entry). If ED is good for nothing else, it's the screencaps. Especially noteworthy is their entry for Electric Retard. When Encyclopedia Dramatica is telling you being offensive isn't the same as being funny...
Fan Hater
Fantastic Racism: They may be serious about the racism, or they may be joking. You just can't tell with this site. However, users who are suspected of being real racists are branded as such, and are sneered upon by most of the community. There's even a template that says: "THIS USER MAY ACTUALLY BE RACIST". Their pages for Stormfront and the KKK show that they think racists are just as retarded as those who try so hard to be politically correct.
Fetish: Dramatica has no qualms with poking fun at the strange fetishes people may have.
For the Evulz: Partial Trope Namer.
Fun With Acronyms: The article on "CP" (child pornography, specifically the posting thereof on 4chan). Other things that are referred to as "CP" (such as control points in Team Fortress 2) also link to this article, just for the hell of it.
Furry Fandom: Debatably their favorite targets; however, ED as a whole actually doesn't hate furries, and will welcome them as long as they don't fools of themselves; a prominent early admin, Jameth, is a furry.
Garbage Post Kid
GIFT
Gorn: Why you have to be careful when the pictures start loading.
Hatedom: It thrives here. The website is basically a combination of every hatedom in existence. Good luck finding a website that can match it in terms of over the top hatred of everything. Well, except Metapedia.
High Octane Nightmare Fuel: The part of "Offended" that isn't Squick.
Jerkass: Pretty much the whole point of the site.
Kick The Dog: Some people who are attacked really do have personality and mental disorders that haven't been taken care of well. Encyclopedia Dramatica holds nothing back for those people.
Lighter And Softer - Whatport80 is a SFW version.
Love It Or Hate It
Memetic Mutation: The only thing they seem to like. Just be careful though... you might get grossed out.
- Oh, exploitable!
Moe Anthropomorphism: With AE-tan.
Nausea Fuel: If you're reading an article there, odds are there's some Squicky porn or a Shock Site.
Nonindicative Name: You would not automatically assume it was this kind of thing from the title, unless you were so net-bound you immediately thought "controversy" when you read "drama".
- Allegedly, it used to be a legit wiki for a dead LJ community, until /b/ and the goons found it. The original articles themselves haven't been touched, oddly enough.
NSFW: The entire site, due to the ads if not the content. The content that is NSFW is Not Safe For Sanity either.
Over Nine Thousand: They seem to love this one. Its ubiquity is derided on some pages. On one of the new Improvement Drive pages, it pretty much says "No more. Alright? Stop."
Pot Hole: Possibly the Trope Codifier for using pot holes as a form of humor or commentary (some articles, such as "SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT", exist pretty much solely for this reason).
Rape As Comedy: Most of the time.
Rule Thirty Four: Lots. And not just the regular kind. There's some really creepy shit over there.
Refuge In Audacity: Also the entire point of the site!
Refuge In Vulgarity: Speaking of which, NEVER, EVER, EVER go to the article titled "Offended", Your faith in humanity will automatically drop to zero. Let's put it this way: at one point, it manages to turn Pokémon furry porn into a breath of fresh air.
Sarcasm Mode: One of ED's favorite activities is, when writing an article, to say something along the lines of, say, "Elderly people are totally awesome", and have 'awesome' hyperlinked, leading to a page entitled "Lies" or "Bullshit".
Schmuck Bait: It says DO NOT ENTER on the entry page. So what do you do??
Shock Site: Another reason to be careful and avoid looking up Goatse. You will learn too much about the man behind the anus.
Shown Their Work: If it's an article about a someone on the net, they're going to show lots of images and footnotes about that person's drama.
- Even (perhaps especially) if there are embarrassing forum posts that the subject attempted to delete. ED contributors make sure to get screencaps so the lulz is forever preserved.
- Generally, when they're not being hideously offensive (or perhaps because of it), ED is very accurate. Whereas things must be toned down or excluded from The Other Wiki even if (or sometimes seemingly because they) are factual in the name of neutrality, ED has no such illusions, and will gladly parade all the facts (and speculation and fiction, but it's easy enough to tell because these usually aren't sourced) that rules lawyering can get removed from The Other Wiki.
Sitcom Arch Nemesis: Uncyclopedia and The Other Wiki.
Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: In danger of falling off the Cynical end.
Small Name Big Ego: Goes by the name of "Unwarranted self-importance" there.
Squick: See Brain Bleach above.
Stealth Parody: A few articles like the one on men or heterosexuals are obviously joking.
- The whole damn site is this. Generally. However, much of the humor is so nasty that often you can't tell whether it's a stealth parody or an excuse to say really nasty things about people you don't like.
- Keep in mind - it's a wiki. Even within a single article, some of the contributors may be tongue in cheek and others just using the excuse.
- It depends on the whole article. If it's attacking a particular group, they're usually serious. If it's stuff like "You", "America", "Gays", "Jews", and "Women", it's just Dead Baby Comedy.
- The "JEWS DID WTC" meme for example mocks those who believe in massive Jewish conspiracies to control everything. Their articles on pretty much every race (including white people) are clearly satirical. They simply don't make any effort to make it clear to people who are easily offended.
Step Three Profit
Strawman Political: Politicians of all stripes get savaged fairly equally, and it's probably one of the only sites out there to give Barack Obama anything close to the same savaging as George W. Bush.
This Loser Is You: You ("You Suck" redirects to "Fail")
Trade Snark: Used for their WikiFur® article.
Troll: The main goal of the wiki is to be so offensive that it will inevitably provoke people to write angry complaints, which means more material for the articles the complaints are related to.
True Art Is Incomprehensible: This trope is played around with on their Vincent Li article.
Wiki Schizophrenia: An entry can go from mocking its target, to mocking ED, to mocking who are against the target (for example: Nazis, which has an entry for trolling Nazis, trolling by pretending to be a Nazi, links blaming Jews, and links mocking Nazis for blaming Jews). This may be deliberate.
Xanatos Gambit: The article "It was a social experiment" mocks people's attempts at claiming to have set up one of these.
Your Mileage May Vary: In a very big way.
Your Mom: A perennial favorite.
And here's why they deleted it
So in conclusion: Fast Eddie is either completely unable to clearly instruct his personal cock-goblins, or deletes first and makes up flimsy justifications later.
It is probably both.
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