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Dominique Strauss-Kahn

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Meet Le Perv
Sex offender Dominique Strauss-Kahn wearing the Jewish national costume, also known as the Strauss-Kahn suit

Dominique Strauss-Kahn is one of the most notorious (adopted) French Jewish sex offenders, second only to child rapist Roman Polanski. Bearing a girl's name, Dominique was born in Northern Africa, making him a Jewfro.

He was the director of the International Monetary Fund and a free-wheeling surprise sex aficionado until abruptly v& in New York City on May 14th 2011. He was reportedly providing raep to a chamber-maid in a Sofitel hotel.

Allegations of smear-campaigning ensued. As of May 2011, the verdict of the court is still pending, but the odds on the street are that Dominique Strauss-Kahn will eventually meet a Great Seducer named Bubba.

Tristane Banon, definitely not asking for it
The case has once again put frogspeak on the spotlight prompting all sorts of grammatical butchery

Notable great seductions

Tristane Banon

In 2002, Dominique Strauss-Kahn coveted the daughter of Socialist councilor Anne Mansouret, Tristane Banon, his second wife's god-daughter. In the course of her interviewing him for a book about FAIL, the man started groping the object of his romantic interest and made an appointment for more interviewing at some hot-sheet fucknest. It was there where the two love-doves ended up fighting on the floor over whether keeping Tristanes Banon's clothes on or not. She eventually managed to escape the tête-à-tête with minor traumatization. Tristane Banon's mother discouraged filing a report in order to keep her daughter out of trouble.

Piroska Nagy

In 2008, Dominique Strauss-Kahn fancied the wife of one of his Zionist Bankers collegues, Piroska Nagy, who worked for him at the International Monetary Fund at that time. Seduction never takes long for a boss who plays his cards well, and that is how it came to all sorts of copulations, penetrations, buttsex, frolicking -- you name it. When his mistress tired of the affair, she drew the attention of IMF-investigators to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's horny cock. The Great Seducer had to apologize to the IMF for soiling the good name of the organization. Piroska Nagy was fired.

Ophelia Famotidina/Nafissatou Diallo

In 2011, Ophelia Famotidina a Sofitel chamber-maid from Guinea, filed a report after the 62-year old naked Dominique Strauss-Kahn jumped out from behind a shower-curtain and assualted her. According to the report, Ophelia Famotidina Nafissatou Diallo wanted to clean the room when Strauss-Kahn overwhelmed her and started courting her with his Viagra-enhanced cock. One of the more interesting conspiracy theories claims that Dominique Strauss-Kahn came to the Sofitel regularly, always with the intent to perform "ye olde maid-to-order raeped by great seducer" cosplay with a high-end prostitute provided by Sofitel management. According to the theory, some unidentified world-class pranksters intercepted the whore and instead sent the unsuspecting, pious and diligent Muslim maid Ophelia Famotidina Nafissatou Diallo to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's suite, who in turn tried to mouth-fuck the perceived luxury rape toy. This so-so story is highly suspicious, because the only organization who could pull off such a stunt is Anonymous, and those folks had more important things to do at that time. What's more, Strauss-Kahn's laywers did not go that easy route in DSK's defense, what proves that they have much less imagination than the internets.

More than one week into the scandal, the internet court has still not reached agreement on the matter. Jews, socialists, frogs, Alex Jones-cultists and reddit believe in a setup, whereas Feminazis and the US mainstream press claim that DSK is guilty and even if not should be in jail for past monetary or sexual crimes anyway. Unfortunately, they can't both lose.

His new neighbor

More recently, DSK has been kicking it back with weev while under house arrest in NYC. Seriously, no joke..

   
 
We're all like one big Breakfast Club in there
 

 
 

Surprisingly, weev approves of him despite being a filthy Jew.

He never learns

"Shiiiit dawg. You ain't gotta have every African chambermaid."

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