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Elliot Rodger
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Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger aka The Supreme Gentleman™ (online aliases ElliotR1, The Purifier, TheWowGenius, Valtharion, Ramsaybolton, Varodan123, and a handful of Youtube socks) is known worldwide as not only the best World of Warcraft player this planet has ever seen and an award-winning author, but also a chronically aspergic love-shy misogynist who on May 23rd, 2014 fulfilled his lifelong dream of reenacting Grand Theft Auto by gunning down numerous prostitutes from the sanctity of his BMW.
Like other national treasures such as Cho, the Columbine Killers, The Unabomber, the Oklahoma City Bomber, and Osama Bin Laden, Elliot left the world with a 100+ page manifesto auto-biography, video blogs, warning signs, and a month long session of The Blame Game to satisfy the media's appetite for misery.
Also notable is that Elliot was the son of the Hunger Games assistant director Peter Rodger, which not only marks Peter's complete failure as a director (See: Battle Royale) but also his failure as a parent.
Kill Count: 7
Injuries: 13
Weapons of Choice: Knife, Gun, BMW
An-Hero: Yes
But First, Lemme Take a #Selfie
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Early Childhood
Elliot was the spawn of an Asian and a Brit, leaving him forever cursed with a small penis. This fact is further cemented by a post he made on the Bodybuilding.com forum just 2 weeks prior to his rampage in regards to average penis length.
Information ascertained from the above post makes it very clear that his inferior penis helped motivate him to end his life and the lives of those who would most certainly laugh at the sight of it.
At a very young age, Elliot was diagnosed with full-blown ass burgers. While this is not always a death sentence as most spergs indulge themselves with non-violent obsessions such as Sanic or My Little Pony, Elliot would instead obsess over his social failures. Throughout school, Elliot would devote himself to his countless embarrassing moments and social inadequacies, most notably his inability to get laid despite being the nicest guy in the whole entire world.
Throughout his manifesto, Elliot recalls such traumatic situations as "hurting his hand on a cactus" and "my parents got a divorce." Internet psychologists agree that these things molded him into the cold blooded killer he would later become.
My Posting Career
Throughout college, instead of going to parties and potentially getting laid, Elliot would spend his time leveling up numerous World of Warcraft characters, being a nuisance on discussion forums, blanking Justin Bieber's Wikipedia article, and filling out dating profiles. He eventually found internet stardom as "The Purifier" on the PUAHate.com forums, a site dedicated to crying about being ripped off by people who offer dating advice.
His earliest internet activity however is on Youtube, where he was the root user of a dozen sock accounts which were dedicated to letting everyone know that "JUSTIN BIEBER IS AN UGLY MONSTER". He would use these sock accounts to spam Bieber videos with this message.
—Elliot Rodger, age 18 | ||
Elliot was also active on the Teenspot boards during this time where he would create threads about why nobody wants to date him while reminding women in their own dating threads just how ugly they are. Additionally, he also had dating profiles on OKCupid, Plentyoffish, and Adult Friend Finder where he neglected to post a picture of his shriveled Asian microcock.
20/M Half White, half asian guy :)
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Plenty of Fish
After playing the field for a year on the internet, Elliot resigned to a life of MMOs and vandalizing Wikipedia articles. While wiki vandalism is generally considered to be an honorable task for any internet denizen, his methods and targets negate any internet cool points he could have earned for doing so. Elliot's primary targets on Wikipedia were the Footjob and Fellatio articles where he would remove images of the act, some photographer he shared a last name with, blanking the Justin Bieber article, and an article about a bodybuilder for which he might have looked like had he spent a fraction of the time in the gym as he spent on the computer. An interesting note about the bodybuilder article (Aziz Shavershain) is that the date of vandalism coincide with his final attempt to get laid, meaning that after failing to get pussy he started removing images of a person who most clearly has no difficulties with it.
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Aziz Shavershian -
Eastwood, New South Wales
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Elliot was an avid World of Warcraft player on the Tichondrius server, having multiple characters at level 80. He was so good at WoW that he named himself "TheWowGenius" and spent his non-WoW hours acting like a faggot on WoW forums.
—Someone send this to Blizzard's PR Department | ||
Elliot would refer to his detractors as "carebears" before winning internet arguments, and would later flaunt his victories because to him it was the next best thing to having sex.
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Mod Infraction
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In his final year, Elliot found solace in a community devoted to the terminally love-shy whose sole purpose was to cry about the money they lost buying "How to Score" manuals off the internet. These people, who refer to themselves as "Incels", spend their days reminding each other that all women are disgusting, vile, hateful Nehanderthals without grasping the irony.
Over time Elliot became a known and respected member of PUAHate.com under the username "The Purifier". His ideologically preaching posts were encapsulated with so much rage and resentment of the female gender that even the most sexless members of PUAHate bowed before his awe-inspiring virgin presence. Elliot was so well respected that the day after the shootings, the members of the now defunct forum congregated on video chat to lament in how incredible his message was. One member speaking over voice chat with a thick Australian accent was so inspired by Elliot's rampage that he vowed to inflict the same punishment upon his enemies. These acts were never carried out, as it is assumed that he was devoured by spiders.
Elliot's messages were preachy, authoritative, and laced with the hatred that only a virgin who spent his college years playing MMOs could conjure.
In Elliot's final days, he registered on the bodybuilding.com forum identifying himself as 5' 9'' weighing in at a hulking 135 lbs, and immediately began posting his Purifier-esque rants on the site's off-topic forum. He was met with ridicule and eerie predictions that he was to become a serial killer, unbeknownst that he had already finished his plan and was days away from worldwide stardom.
The abuse he received from the site's regular users was so intense that the forum's administration deleted fucking everything the moment news surfaced that he was posting there. Showcasing prolific trolling technique, Elliot informed everyone that they were jealous of his unparalleled beauty, his nice car, superior intelligence, and God-tier gentlemanly behavior. Alas, nobody paid much attention and instead just laughed at his weight for a week straight.
Rage of the Virgin
After finishing his manifesto and releasing his final youtube vlog, Elliot had high hopes of achieving God-tier status by rubbing off an entire sorority house. His main target was the Alpha Phi sorority, but much in the same way that Harris & Klebold's master plan of turning their school into a crater with homemade bombs failed, Elliot couldn't get them to open the front door so he immediately fell back on plan B, which was shooting everything in sight.
Level 1: Take out your Roomates
This is the tutorial stage, where you learn how to use a knife and stab your three Asian roomates to death while they are distracted by an online Starcraft tournament.
Level 2: Alpha Phi
In this stage you approach the sorority house and attempt to break in by knocking very loudly on the door for three minutes. When none of the residents answer your knocks, you are presented with a choice.
- Option A: Break into the home.
- Option B: Cry.
If you chose Option A, Elliot will attempt to break into the home by climbing through a window. Unfortunately because of his miniature height, he is unable to reach the first-floor window and during this attempt is apprehended by a police officer resulting in an immediate game over and life in prison. Option B is the only way to proceed with the game, at which point Elliot cries about his failure of a plan and then begins shooting at random people on the sidewalk.
Level 3: The Deli
Elliot hops in his car and drives to the one place where he is certain there will be women - a sandwich shop. Upon arrival he finds that instead of women the place is populated by beaners who took everyone's jerb. With his plan failing for a second time, Elliot opens fire and cries again before driving off to his next destination.
Level 4: Sperg Rage
This is where you can rack up the most points. The stage starts with a 10 minute countdown clock with Elliot behind the wheel mowing down pedestrians like a gangsta and running bicyclists off the road. When the timer reaches 2 minutes, police officers appear and begin returning fire. Once the timer is up, Elliot crashes into a parked car.
Level 5: An-Hero
In this final stage, you have 10 second to punch in the Konami Code before officers drag you out the car and place you under arrest. If you enter the code in time, Elliot is released from his sexless prison and awarded with 72 virgins, not including himself.
The real reason behind the attacks
Idiotic feminists might try to blame Rodgers' misogyny as the reason he killed, but he is clearly an equal opportunist as he did in as many guys as stupid whores. No, the real reason behind his attack is the exact same as Anders Breivik. He was taught to kill by the video game World of Warcraft, where he like Breivik was an avid fan. He was the perfect hunter so he could have his own furry and learn to kill from a distance.
Videos
- The Supreme Gentleman (Trailer)
- Dating On Demand: Elliot Rodger
- Elliot Rodgers Dating Simulator 2014
- Elliot Rodger - Selfie Queen
- Elliot Rodger's Retribution Song (FULL MUSIC VIDEO)
- The Ballad of 'Elliot Rodgers' (song)
- Elliot Rodger is Anakin Skywalker
- YTP: Elliot Rodgers QuickScope Montage
- 1 HR Complete Video Manifesto Compilation
- Father of Elliot Rodger can't stop laughing
- Elliot Rodger Did It For The Lulz
- Girls Wanting Bad Boys to Blame
- The Truth About Elliot Rodger
- Santa Barbara Shooting Video
Gallery
Movies
Le Maymays
Chan Related
Assorted / Other
External Links
- Elliot Rodger's Blog
- Elliot's Photobucket
- Another Photobucket
- OKCupid ElliotR1
- Plentyoffish ElliotR1
- MMO Champion Forum
- Deleted WoW Character (Valtharion)
- Deleted WoW Character (Ramsaybolton)
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