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Super Minecraft Kid
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Super Minecraft Kid (often written as super minecraft kid), is a mentally retarded Minecraft fanboy faggot, YouTube ranter, and child-playing-internet tough guy who makes shitty videos on YouTube, most of which he uses to gain attention from his small pool of subscribers, who are only subsrcibed to cringe themselves (srsly). Most of his videos consist of Minecraft rants, as well as videos defending Minecraft from "haters" by screaming in a really high pitch tone that could probably shatter a drinking glass, on top of swearing so much in each video, he'd take the cuss crown from Mariotehplumber. He also makes shitty animation videos with MS paint; apparently they're supposed to be Minecraft characters, but they look like total shit and look nothing like Minecraft characters at all. SMK has also made several rant videos against TF2, screaming and cussing as usual; apparently he says that TF2 has baby graphics, and it's gay, or some shit but the truth is that he probably sucks at TF2, and has no skill in gaming in general whatsoever.
Videos
Rant Videos
Throughout his YouTube career, SMK has made a lot of shitty rant videos. All (s)he does is scream in a in a high pitched voice at the top of his lungs about how this game is gay, and how it has shitty graphics. He also makes rant videos largely centered around Minecraft, often times defending it from "haters" and "cyberbullies".
NINTENDO RANT
FNAF 4 RANT
SCOTT CAWTHON RANT
"Animation" Videos
These are his "animation" videos he made with MS paint. They aren't at all worth watching, but they're here just for the lulz.
PROTIP: Don't watch this. You might get AIDS and die, or some shit.
Singing Videos
SMK loves FNAF alot and like any silly squeaker that is obsessed over a game, he is bound to make songs in tribute to the game.
Reaction Videos
Some fat Mexican faggot called RED Spookwagen Dorito (Powerword: Thomas) made a couple reaction videos to SMK's rants about TF2 and how it sucks. It is unknown exactly why he would take the time out of his day to react to this retard, or even mention him in his videos, but he did and that created yet some more lulz for this article. In one of his videos, he says he has a "present" for SMK and flips him the fuck off and does a minor rant about FNAF and Minecraft. In his other video, he whines about how TF2 is a good game, and tries to refute all of SMK's arguments, but only sounds like another butthurt faggot from the vast shithole of JewTube. He also claims that he his a Neo-Nazi and even has a grammar Nazi meme as his avatar, even though he probably knows nothing about Nazism.
Compilation Videos
Because some idiots love to hear the screaming of this butthurt 11 year old fanboy that people decided to compile their favorite moments of this screaming 11 year old child so the audience starts laughing at this butthurt severely autistic child. People have also done it with other assburger ridden severely autistic kids such as SammyClassicSonicFan and Mariotehplumber.
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'GMod Remake'
One particular 'fan' decided that he wanted to remake SMK's animated series because he had nothing better to do. As expected, the comment sections of these videos are made up of the remake's creator and his commenters making jokes about the kid behind the screaming. As with any adaptation, these videos are slightly better than the original, if still deliberately bad. Most notably, the creator of the remake includes more than one 'hater' during the war episode. The videos also have the subtle and dulcet tones of irony to them as well. Here is a selection of these videos.
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Quotes
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Super Minecraft Kid Facts
- He has no friends; this is a good indicator why he spends all his time on Minecraft.
- He has Assburgers Syndrome.
- He loves Minecraft.
- He hates TF2.
- His gender is somewhat uncertain.
- He makes shitty "animation" videos with MS paint.
- He has more than 2500 fellow asspies subscribed to his channel.
- He hates Nintendo.
- He says MLP is gay, despite his love for it.
- He likes Five Nights at Freddy's.
- He wants to masturbate to Five Nights at Freddys Chica Porn.
- His penis is (probably) half the size of a pen cap.
- He will die alone; no normal woman will want to date him.
- He likes Roblox despite his anger in the game.
- Due to dropping enough F-bombs to start World War 3 in each video, his inspiration was likely Mariotehplumber.
The Truth
After some circulation with rumours about weather SMK is a troll or not, it turns out 
FlourtownBrown was the sole controller of Super Minecraft Kid. Thank god it was a troll, and not truly a retarded kid. FlourtownBrown was cringing everyone's ears and eyes, but in the end, he did it for teh lulz the entire time.
Goodnight Sweet Prince
See Also
- YouTube
- Team Fortress 2 - THE GAYEST GAME EVAR!!!!!!!!!1
- Twitch
- Minecraft
- Rants
- Assburgers
- Earrape
- Rage
- Troll
- I did it for the lulz
- Nigger - A word he overuses
- Gay - Another word he overuses, and what he is.
External Links
- His shitty YouTube channel
- His Google+ profile
- RED Spookwagen Dorito's Google+ profile
- RED Spookwagen Dorito's YouTube channel
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Super Minecraft Kid is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Super Minecraft Kid is part of a series on Dying Alone
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