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Mario "Malevo" Ferreyra
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Name | Mario Malevo Ferreyra |
Nationality | Argentsimian |
Born | Jan. 17,1945 |
Died | Nov. 21, 2008 |
Style | Pistol Mouthwash |
Mario Oscar "el Malevo" Ferreyra was a torture chamber operator, human rights violator and an hero to us all who soaked a television crew in his sweet lulzy blood.
Day of Teh Lulz
On the 21st of November, 2008 Malevo woke up with lulz on his mind. But the lulz didn't stay in place for long after using a handgun to shower them around the world. When the police arrived at Malevo's home to arrest him for human rights violations that he did during a military dictatorship, afraid of receiving a life time of the ass-tearing butt-rapes he'd given in the past, he decided to lulz himself out of his misery.
The usually liberal Argentinian censorship board then threw a shit fit, banning all showing of the suicide footage across the nation's screens. You view it here dead, here dead, and HERE FUCKING DEAD! (Third link is without the advertising bullshit). This caused much lulz on the internets who fap at the thought of blood and an heroism. It just goes to show, with enough creativity you can still torture people when you're dead.
Theories
Some say that Crónica TV, the news station that showcased Mario's last day on this large green and blue planet, forced him to kill himself on live TV to increase the rating, considering they have done that in the past, and not to mention a screen that appears before he kills himself that reads "EN INSTANTES SE PEGA EL BALAZO" (In some moments he will shot himself).
Galleria del balazo
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Funeral of mario, also look at that stupid bitch trying to steal his hat.
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Squad goals
See Also
- An Hero - What he is to all of us!
- Alberto Nisman - Another argie, that "committed" an hero.
- Ronnie McNutt - Iraq War vet an hero, this time livestreamed!
- Argentina - Where he's from
External Links
See it yourself!Dead.Judge bars Argentine TV from airing suicide tapeAlso dead.Official's suicide barred on airAnd like the others, also dead.
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