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Cutefuzzypuppy
Jared Abrahams was a computer science student full time HackForums regular, a forum which is frequented by tryhards who don't have a clue but want to make a name for themselves. For a while he was the envy amongst an elite league of men who are destined to be virgins for life, preying on women knew even less about computers than he did. Online, Jared went by the sinister username cutefuzzypuppy, possibly based on a nickname that his mother game him as a child as she often mistook him for the neutered family dog.
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Meet Jared James Abrahams, a girl with autism. All her life, she's been lonely and has had difficulty making friends. Her family tried helping her by taking her to therapy programs provided by various research foundations. In high school, she would get her ass kicked by Bronies, some fat kid called Ziggy, emos and Brett Keane. Nearly all her life, Abrahams was bullied because of her inability to communicate. To find meaning and self-worth in her life, Abrahams decided to major in computer science. He was knowledgeable on internal built-in computer cameras and was aspiring to become a systems engineer one day.
Here's where it gets lulzy
Abrahams one day discovered the magickal world of hackforums.net, a place where you could be a total luser and yet be one of the kewl kidz. Abrahams was able to fit in because nearly everyone at HackForums is a complete retard and she just happened to be somewhat less of a retard. To begin her climb into HackForums popularity, Abrahams wrote shitty tutorials on the topic of spreading malware. She was also ready to spend at least 100 dollars on some shitty keylogger so that she could architect her own demise. Abrahams began to spread her malware across the internets, infecting an assload of computerz.
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CuteFuzzyPuppy (See removed posts: 1, 2)
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