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Tobias Rathjen
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"Tobias Rathjen" redirects here. For the Canadian manchild, see Toby J Rathjen. |
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| Tobias Rathjen | |
| Nationality: | German 
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| Highscore | Killed 10, injured 5 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Adolf Hitler syndrome, Schizophrenia |
2020; As Corona-chan is beginning to decimate the civilized world as we know it, we can find solace that a select few people are focused on doing more important things. However, to the surprise of leftards and Fake news everywhere, this latest High Score endeavor did not take place in Burgerland. Enter out protagonist, Tobias Rathjen, who fits the profile for mass shooters to a T: that being a basement-dweller, a schizo, and most importantly, a part of the "alt-right". That last one is super important, as this High Score attempt saw the protagonist targeting refugees and other varieties of sand nigger at two hookah bars. Although it wasn't a very original plan (he had copied from Ali David Sonboly a few years before), he did manage to score an extra kill over Sonboly.
Background
The life of little Tobias started 45 years ago, and since Europe is a shithole itself, it's media and co, you'd know well what happened. Tobias was a far-right extremist, or better known in Germany as a nazi. What we know about his childhood is:
- He was a footballer
- He was retarded and lonely
- He deeply hated his muther
After that there's really nothing. So, what did he identify with? No, we're talking about political opinions, not LGBTQ, you tranny. You could see on his stupidly-written manifesto that he's a xenophobe and a misogynist, perfect for EDiots. He identified himself as an incel and probably visited 4chan for a quick fap once in a while. This fucker became obsessed with Iranian-German 18 year old Ali David Sonboly, true aryan and the one who inspired AlGore, and now this guy too. On February 2020, he posted a 24-page manifesto to his website which included misogynism, typical berating of media and telling Americucks they're controlled by the jews. You know, the typical sperg a Nazifag would make. He used the same main weapon as his true idol, the Glock 17, plus some other shitty handguns no one knows about, expect his Sig Sauer. And on 19 February 2020, he did what made Hanau the bloodfest of Germany.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 10/20 10 kills, 5 injuries |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 |
| Style: | 13/20 Not very original, but effective enough. |
| Butthurt: | 12/20 Decent amount of butthurt in Germany, but was quickly forgotten because of Corona. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Manifesto & video bonus |
Wanted Level:
Bundesnachrichtendienst
Gallery
Videos
The video he uploaded to YouTube just before going postal.
Previous Video | Next Video
External Links
Template:YtchannelBALEETED!!!
KiwiFarms threadHis WebsiteBALEETED!!!- His manifesto (in German)
- Strategy for the DFB (in German)
- Strategy and tactical approach for combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan (in German)
See Also
| Tobias Rathjen is part of a series on Dying Alone
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