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High Score/Loserinfo
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the Notable Losers who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.
Abel Klemmensen
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| Abel Klemmensen | |
| Nationality: | Inuit 
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| Highscore | 7 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he shot eight people right in the face including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.
Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling hashish to Greenland a year prior.
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| Kill count: | 7/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 Only headshots. |
| Style: | 5/20 Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of an hero. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Greenlandic champion & RELEASED! |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Adam Labus
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| Adam Labus | |
| Nationality: | Polack 
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.
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Labus after becoming an hero
What happened?
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been fired a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of Robert Steinhäuser shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 Not bad |
| Style: | 10/20 Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For using explosive devices |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Alexander Koryakov
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| Alexander Koryakov | |
| Nationality: | Latvian 
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| Highscore | 4 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player, Hack N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.
| Kill count: | 4/20 First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 Not bad for a noob |
| Style: | 10/20 Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Nobody cared except Latvia |
| Bonus: | 10/20 for being first mass killer in Latvia. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Alfonso Lama G.
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| Alfonso Lama G. | |
| Nationality: | Spanish 
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| Highscore | 2 dead, 3 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No (Shot by civil guards) |
Alfonso Lama, was the 52 year old Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being shot by a guardia civil.
THE SHOOTING
On 26th october 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who survived escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injured in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.
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Alfonso and his father Alfonso -
The house of horror -
Game Over. All blurred -
The horrible perpetrator of the shooting -
NOW UNBLURRED!!11111! -
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| Kill count: | 2/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Fail |
| Style: | 5/20 Just a schizo camper rage |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
___________________
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Angel Granados-Diaz
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| Angel Granados-Diaz | |
| Nationality: | Beaner 
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| Highscore | 0 killed, 0 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v& |
Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of his idols. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to not know how to use a gun at all. As a result, the fag got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher. Now he's living the hard life in prison with sweet Bubba. Sol Pais, Charles Landeros, John Earnest, and even Couch Cuck did better than him.
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His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.
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| Kill count: | 0/20 Couldn't even use his gun before starting |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Had no idea how to use a firearm |
| Style: | 0/20 Got fucked up by his gym teacher |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is |
| Bonus: | -1/20 Did worse than Charles Landeros |
Wanted Level:
Karen
Anthony McRae
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| Anthony Dwayne McRae | |
| Nationality: | Nigger
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 5 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Some 43-year-old christfag nigger shot up the Michigan State University before killing himself.
| Kill count: | 3/20 Killed |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 5 fagots escaped |
| Style: | 3/20 Cho Seung Hui's black version |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Nope |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo
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| Antonio Izquierdo(left) Emilio Izquierdo (right) | |
| Nationality: | Dagos
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| Highscore | 9 dead, 12 injured |
| Style | Co-op |
| An Hero? | No Yes (in prison) |
On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the Godfather movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village.
On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio An Heroed in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.
Gallery
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The carnage scene
Rant
| Kill count: | 9/20 Kills |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Should practice more |
| Style: | 12/20 Spic mafia style |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Iberian chaos |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For columbinin' before 1999 |
Wanted Level:
___________________
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Arda Küçüyetim
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| Arda Küçüyetim | |
| Born | May 2, 2006 (18 years old) |
| Nationality: | Turkroach 
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| Highscore | Injured 5 |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
You thought the Tarrant kids stopped on 2022, amirite? Well, sadly no, cause another attempted hero appears. With the name of Arda Küçüyetim (a.k.a. Skreewie), on the day 12th August, 2024, armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park livestream everything on Kick, leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our Aryan Hero gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.
Gallery of the fail
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Uncomplete image -
Sitting on the Aztec shooting hero -
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Busted -
Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him -
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His awful arsenal -
His manifesto. Notice how he copied the Walkthrough section of our High Score page on pages 2-6.
Alt Names for Arda
Here is the list of alt names for this faggot:
- Arda Cuckuyetim
- Arda "mosque cuck" Küçüyetim
- Arda Cuck U Yetim
- Arda Küçügayteam
- Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçüyetim
- Arda Cuck can't get it.
- Arda *Unintelligible*
- Skreewie Griffin
- Stewie Küçüyetim
Rant
| Kill count: | 0/20 Even the Couch Cuck had more kills |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 5 wounded |
| Style: | 5/20 Tarrant kid with a SIEGE™ Mask |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Go suck a dick |
Wanted Level:
___________________
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Armando Hernandez Jr
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| Armando Hernandez | |
| Nationality: | Wetback
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| Highscore | 3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Incel spic who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in Arizona, managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's somehow her fault, but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on snapchat, he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.
| Kill count: | 0/20 3 fucking people injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 |
| Style: | 2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 None. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Austin Wyatt Rollins
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| Austin Wyatt Rollins | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | 1 bitch left for dead, another injured. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.
UPDATE: SHE DIED!
| Kill count: | 1/20 1 Injured |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 |
| Style: | 6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style. |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External links
Babby Ndombe Opetu
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| Babby Ndombe Opetu | |
| Nationality: | Doctor Congo 
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| Highscore | 13 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july 2023 as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.
| Kill count: | 13/20 Pwned |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 2 NPCs survived |
| Style: | 15/20 Pissed off father |
| Butthurt: | 6/20 Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit |
| Bonus: | 10/20 For revenge |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Barry Loukaitis
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| Barry Dale Loukaitis | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player FPS |
| An Hero? | Sadly, no |
Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing unconsensual "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life.
In 2012, something or someone or whatever decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter 198 years of prison time.
| Kill count: | 3/20 Meh. |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 Close to 100% accuracy |
| Style: | 3/20 Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Who? |
| Bonus: | 7/20 At least he killed one of his bullies. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Beau Wilson
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| Beau Wilson | |
| Born | 2004 |
| Died | May 15, 2023 (aged 18) |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 3, injured 6 |
| Style | FPS Single player |
| An Hero? | No, killed by cops. |
| Motive: | Short man syndrome |
It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in Farmington, New Mexico when 18 year old manlet Beau Wilson would attempt to get the high score in his shitty New Mexico neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 elderly women before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.
The shooting
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After stealing two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored couch cuck. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, incredible aim he had.
Wrestling Career
Before going postal, Wilson would partake in wrestling matches for his school and was said to be one of the best wrestlers at his school.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 3/20 |
| Accuracy: | 8/20 |
| Style: | 15/20 Neighborhood stroll |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Outscored couch cuck by one frag |
| Total score: 46/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
External links
Bjørn-Edvard Rones
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| Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones | |
| Nationality: | Norwegian  /
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| Highscore | 1 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player, Hack n' Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
Life before
Bjørn-Edvard lived in Ballangen, Norway for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "Confidence", playing the drums.
The stabbing
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of speed and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing a bridge so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.
Aftermath
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
Release
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting cryptic stuff on Facebook again.
External links
Gallery
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Popo at the scene. -
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The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser! -
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Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, chilling in prison.
| Kill count: | 1/20 1 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 |
| Style: | 5/20 Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out. |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Outside of Northern Norway, nobody cares. |
| Bonus: | |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Deion Patterson
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| Deion Patterson | |
| Nationality: | Basketball American
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| Highscore | 1 dead, 4 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in Atlanta, only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.
| Kill count: | 1/20 He didn't even get to make a massacre |
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| Accuracy: | 4/20 ... |
| Style: | 8/20 Hospital shooting |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Who the fuck cares? |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney
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| Maya "Alec" McKinney Devon Michael Erickson | |
| Nationality: | Faggot & Tranny
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| Highscore | 1 dead, 8 injured |
| Style | FPS, Co-ops mode |
| An Hero? | No |
Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas Maya Elizabeth "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!
In court, Alec completely backstabbed Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years.
Gallery
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absolute twink, get ready for Bubba -
BAWWWW -
Remember to aim for the head
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"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, mom", "Kill me whenever you want, Devon Erickson", "I don't kill fatties"
| Kill count: | 1/20 how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool |
| Style: | 4/20 tranny shooter is somewhat original. |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Drumpf did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Dylan Butler
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| Dylan Jesse Butler | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | 2 dead, 6 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, columbiner, tranny and the first school shooter of 2024. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in Iowa with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.
Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet another bloodthirsty tranny. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by Pekka-Eric Auvinen for his final video.
Gallery
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Cosplaying as Postal Dude.
| Kill count: | 2/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON. |
| Style: | 5/20 Generic school shooter. |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External links
- Took2Much - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)
- Obituary
- Obituary with comments
- dylansaywhat
(archive) - SpaceHey - dylansaywhat (archive) - Spotify
- dylansaywhat212 - Twitter (View the tweets here or here)
- Dylanpickle1996 - Reddit
Edmar Aparecido Freitas
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| Edmar Aparecido Freitas | |
| Nationality: | Brazilian 
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| Highscore | 8 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a skool shooter and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.
THE FAILURE
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.
He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.
Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.
Motive
Edmar studied at the school since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was polite, quiet and had good grades. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a fat fuck.
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| Kill count: | 0/20 ... |
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| Accuracy: | 0.5/20 Seriously? |
| Style: | 3/20 Ragequit |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Only Brazil was shocked |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Eero Hiltunen
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| Eero Samuli Hiltunen | |
| Nationality: | Finnish 
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| Highscore | 2 dead, 8 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
in 2012, 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.
Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.
After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later.
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Eero after the prison brawl. -
Joona and Eero in court.
| Kill count: | 2/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Should've practiced more. |
| Style: | 5/20 Random attack. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Escaping and other antics. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Evita Kolmonen
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| Evita Kolmonen | |
| Nationality: | Finnish
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| Highscore | 0 killed, 0 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Another Eric and Dylan cock-rider who wanted to be the new Pekka-Eric Auvinen. However, she was such an idiot that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the pigs who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming Karma Hietanen instead (but sexier at least).
External Links
- /pol/ thread 1
- /pol/ thread 2
- /int/ thread (derailed almost immediately by Finns discussing anime)
- Finnish forum thread 1 (archive)
- Finnish forum thread 2 (archive)
- WPD thread (archive)
- Her Instagram @evitaaaw
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You lucky dog
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| Kill count: | 0/20 ... |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Fuck out of here |
| Style: | 0/20 Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Fuck you |
| Bonus: | -69/20 For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen |
Wanted Level:
Dog Catcher
Federico Guevara Elizondo
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| Fede Guevara | |
| Nationality: | Mexican 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 3 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
On January 18, 2017, a 15-year-old aspie beaner known as "Fede" grabbed his father's revolver, went to his school, and shot NPCs, but only managed to kill his teacher and injure 3 classmates before becoming an hero a few seconds later. His high score attempt was also so shitty that he missed when attempting suicide and died 1 day later in the hospital.
From what is known, he announced his plan on some autistic Facebook groups and on Hispachan, a spic knockoff of 4chan.
The only notable thing about him is that he caused a lot of lulz and butthurt on the Latin American internet at the time, but nobody cares anymore.
Gallery
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Pwnd teacher -
Pwnd student
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Fede Guevara announcing he will shoot up his school on Facebook
| Kill count: | 1/20 3 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Hunting is a tradition in your family and yet you were only able to effectively shoot 4? |
| Style: | 5/20 SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER! |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Caused a lot of lulz in Latin America |
| Bonus: | 0/20 An 11-year-old boy did it better |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Fekadu Nasha
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| Fekadu Nasha | |
| Nationality: | Ethiopian 
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| Highscore | 12 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.
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| Kill count: | 12/20 Decent kill count |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 2 girls went off |
| Style: | 10/20 Crazy cop, traitorous wife |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Hero of the nation |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz
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| Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz | |
| Nationality: | Mexicunt
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | Yes (in prison) |
Gaybriel Assholeandro Gaylaviz was a 20-year-old spic and Suzano fanboy from Beanerland who, on March 6th, 2024, decided to commit the first incel attack in Latinoamérica. Geared up with a fucking combat axe (too lazy to buy a couple of rifles from your local cartel? Shame, shame!), he first stabbed an unknown woman in a motel to death before making his way to his local university and hacked'n'slashed two women as revenge for not getting pussy. Right before women's international day, no less! He also ended up slashing another fellow moid (he lived) before getting V& by the SpicPigs.
He also took pics with the classical SIEGE mask™, and uploaded it to his Failbook, because that's what all the cool tr00 aryan school shooters wear.
On August 7th, he decided that he wasn't about to spend the rest of his life getting gangraped by LOS ZETAS in prison, so he took the easy way out, gaining some minimal bonus points on the ranking below.
Surprisingly enough, Galaviz managed to get the Mexican HighScore in school attackers division, which shouldn't surprise anyone seeing the lack of competent players.
| Kill count: | 3/20 Could be better. |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 3 out of 4 ain't bad |
| Style: | 5/20 Incel pwner, yawn, been done before. |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Mexicunts, Amerikans and feminazis cared. The real world had other shit to worry about. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Obligatory bonus points for becoming An Hero + beating the couch cuck |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Geir Kaldahl
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| Geir Kaldahl | |
| Nationality: | Norwegian
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Didn't hit anybody in the gas station |
| Style: | 7/20 Angry dad |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 |
| Bonus: | 8/20 Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Genildo Ferreira de França
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| Genildo Ferreira de França | |
| Nationality: | Brazilian
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| Highscore | 14 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old Genildo embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him gay. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current Brazilian High Score at 14 kills and only one injured during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he shot himself in the chest before engaging in a shootout with police, ultimately dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound anyways.
He had also told his 16-year-old GF about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was totally NOT GAY!!!1 During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's 5-year-old daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.
Suicide Note
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me. Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God. And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people. I stop here because I can't go on. I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not. I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so. It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead. I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to. Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul. GOODBYE TO EVERYONE Signed Jenildo
| Kill count: | 14/20 Puts Suzano to shame. |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 Only 1 injured. |
| Style: | 13/20 Took revenge on people talking shit. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Brazil, so nobody cares. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 National High Score. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
External links
Henrique Lira Trad
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| Henrique Lira Trad | |
| Nationality: | Brazilian
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| Highscore | 3 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
After playing Morimiya Middle School Shooting for hours, Henrique, an 18-year-old Suzano fan from Brazil decided to gear up with his leather jacket, crossbows, molotovs and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence and got inside. He shot some teacher in her foot with a crossbow before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one students nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). LMAO
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| Kill count: | 0/20 What did you expect? |
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| Accuracy: | 1/20 Missed all crossbow shots but one. |
| Style: | 1/20 Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Nobody cared. |
| Bonus: | 2/20 Creative arsenal of weapons, i guess. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
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| Iván Arancibia Navarro | |
| Nationality: | Chilean 
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 0 injured |
| Style | Single player, FPS |
| An Hero? | Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011) |
Iván Jesús Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from Shitle who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his pendejo students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by recent martyrs) came to the school armed with his 3-year-old daughter and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a shotgun mouthwash, but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hispitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and let off the hook with no prison time.
Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.
| Kill count: | 3/20 Bare minimum. |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 NO bullets were wasted. Respect. |
| Style: | 8/20 Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Noone cares about Latinx-American shootings. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Acquitted + an hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Jori Juhani Lasonen
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| Jori Juhani Lasonen | |
| Nationality: | Finnish 
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 0 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
In December 2016, 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in Finland, killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Killed every target |
| Style: | 5/20 Schizo mall shooter |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 |
| Bonus: | 13/20 Women-only |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External links
José Marimon Carles
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| José Marimon Carles | |
| Nationality: | Spanish
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| Highscore | 10 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No (Killed by police) |
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from Pott's disease also called spinal tuberculosis and didnt had to work beacause of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, who rejected him on several occasions because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who tried to assassinate him since he was resisting.
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| Kill count: | 10/20 Dago Champion |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 2 fagots escaped |
| Style: | 10/20 Tuberculosis killer |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 1928 |
| Bonus: | 15/20 You are the winrar |
Wanted Level:
___________________
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Guardia Civil
Joseph Couch
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| Joseph Couch | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 8 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by Colt Gray, a new challenger appeared in Kentucky, and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his Colt AR-15 which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun Robert Bowers used to kill those kikes in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing Fortnite.
The Man
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.
Attempt
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and killing no one.
Great Escape
He escaped into the woods like Robert Card.
Minecraft Manhunt
He was, of course, wanted by the feds, but after many rednecks trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became an hero and was found by an elderly couple who talked about how finding him was like finding a golden egg. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 8 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire |
| Style: | 10/20 Wasn't found for 11 days |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time |
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
External Links
Josiah Lyons
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| Josiah Lyons | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 1 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even Sky Bouche's identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, Illinois got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.
This kid did worse than AlGore by over 9000%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an Anders.
On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.
Punishment
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.
Fun Fact
Because of how lame this school shooting was, it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page. Oh boy!
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 1/20 1 injured |
| Style: | 0/20 Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 No attention for 7 years |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Got his TOW coverage revoked |
Wanted Level:
Karen
See Also
- Colt Gray - Better 14-year-old school shooter.
- Steven Kazmierczak - Best Illinois school shooter.
Juraj Krajčík
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| Juraj Krajčík | |
| Nationality: | Slovak 
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| High Score | 2 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Juraj Krajčík (gamertag: prism55) was a 19-year-old Slovak guy who, in October of 2022, tried to beat Omar Mateen's High Score by shooting up a gay bar in Bratislava. However, he instead pussied out after killing two faggots and injuring another, before becoming an hero sometime later. Overall, since he did absolutely shit, combined with the fact that literally no Americans know that Slovakia exists, no-one gave a single fuck about his amoklauf, and he was forgotten after 10 seconds.
Like most of Tarrant's Lads, he wrote a little manifesto too. So much effort, yet only two kills.
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| Kill count: | 2/20 1 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 |
| Style: | 12/20 Shootin' fags. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Who? |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Two less fags in this world. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External links
- He answered questions on /pol/ after the shooting
- His "Happening thread" with zero replies (archive)
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Kevin Neal
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| Kevin Janson Neal | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | 5 killed, 18 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| Motive | white male rage, attempted loli hunting. |
| An Hero? | self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops |
On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old Batshit Insane pissed off redneck Kevin Neal, a resident of the one horse town of Rancho Tehama, California shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After getting some much needed rest, Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were meth dealers. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some Injun lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local Rancho Tehama Elementary School which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old spic with a stray bullet.
After failing to become the next Adam Lanza, Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of Grand Theft Redneck and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a Tehama County sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to ragequit right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the Number 1 Americunt pastime right.
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Someone actually married this psychopath.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 5/20 Did better than Randy Stair. |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Had shit aim. |
| Style: | 5/20 Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Decent score for a small town, Shit score by American standards. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen
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| Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen | |
| Nationality: | Inuit
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| Highscore | 3 killed 2 injured |
| Style | Single player, Hack'n'Slash |
| An Hero? | Nope |
Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen is a Greenlandic Inuit who killed three people and wounded two others with a hammer in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, Greenland in the early morning hours of February 8, 2012, before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. Epic win for him.
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The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.
| Kill count: | 3/20 Mass attack |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 More kills than wounded |
| Style: | 4/20 No motive, just random attack |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Just Greenland and Dansk reported it |
| Bonus: | 10/20 2nd Inuit massacre |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze
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| Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde | |
| Nationality: | Ruskie 
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| Highscore | 13 injured |
| Style | CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash |
| An Hero? | No (they tried) |
Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared insane in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.
Lore
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become An Hero in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.
Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his light past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed alcohol with energy drinks, drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.
The Stabbing
On 15th January 2022, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their bloodbath by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our heroes tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.
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Graded score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Seriously? |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Bad and cheap columbine copycat |
| Style: | 10/20 Good for doing on CO-OP mode |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Nope |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Longo Dhendonga
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| Longo Dhendonga | |
| Nationality: | Doctor Congo
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| Highscore | 14 dead, 10 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
A nigger and soldier from Congo that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.
| Kill count: | 14/20 Not bad for a drunk nigger. |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 4 injured. |
| Style: | 10/20 Negra rage. |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Africa lol. |
| Bonus: | 12/20 Black on black violence. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Ľubomír Harman
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| Ľubomír Harman | |
| Nationality: | Slovak
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| Highscore | 7 dead, 15 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.
Ľubomír's life
Ľubomír, in 1998, becamed a member in a gun club. Also, had a work as a boilerman. His work pals called him "silent face".Since 1 August 2008, Ľubomír loses his job and becames a unemployed man. Months before the massacre, in 2010, he participed in a shooting competition. He commited suicide in 30th Agust 2010.
The Rampage
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours. Ľubomír grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to shot people in that floor killing 5 people. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and shots him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shoting him again killing him. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot injuring him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies killing another person and injuring 14 people before getting in a shotout with the police. The police shot him fataly, but while Ľubomír was injured, he can manage to shot himself in the chin, instantly killing him.
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| Kill count: | 7/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Did you really practice? |
| Style: | 10/20 Slovak Rambo. |
| Butthurt: | 18/20 Yes, a lot of people cried. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 For an hero after being shot by police. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Marek Nowak
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| Marek Nowak | |
| Nationality: | Pole 
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| Highscore | 0 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.
The shooting
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a black powder revolver around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard surrendered and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.
Motive
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about Cockumbine on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife, but didn't hurt any of them. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as irrational. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.
| Kill count: | 0/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Fail |
| Style: | 2/20 Columbine copycat |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Poland crazed about 3 days |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Fuck you |
Wanted Level:
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Master Phasid Trutassanawin
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| Master Phasid Trutassanawin | |
| Born | September 21st, 2009 |
| Nationality: | Thai 
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 4 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Master Phasid Trutassanawin / พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน, was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&
Lulzfest
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by BTS Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid surrendered as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.
Investigation
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall. Phasid, the edgelord, believed that some random was "Telling him who to shoot " and that he also believed that someone was about to attack him, so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.
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Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. SPONSORED BY COCA-COLA -
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His shitty ass student ID
High Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 Mass shooting |
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Didn't Headshot |
| Style: | 15/20 Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See Also
- Panya Khamrab: Thailand's highest score
- Jakrapanth Thomma: Thailand's former highest score
Mattias Flink
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| Mattias Flink | |
| Nationality: | Swede 
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| Highscore | 7 dead, 3 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old army officer Mattias Flink got drunk as fuck and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in Sweden to go for the High Score. He came across six wimmin of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two police officers who quickly shot him in the hip, causing him to collapse and get v&.
Mattias had a history of mental health issues and was described as having some kind of resentment towards women. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women.
After the dust had settled he was sentenced to life in prison. However; due to Sweden being on Easy difficulty, Mattias was released in 2014, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.
| Kill count: | 7/20 Three injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 Did alright being drunk and all. |
| Style: | 13/20 Rambo. |
| Butthurt: | 11/20 Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Got released. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Mauricio Martinez Garcia
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| Mauricio Martinez Garcia | |
| Nationality: | Spic
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| Highscore | 8 dead, 7 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No (killed by police) |
Mauricio was a self-proclaimed white supremacist (despite the fact that he was a spic) and former security guard who decided that Audrey Hale's 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in Gunland. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before being dropped by the cops. Among his victims were 3 gooks (who all had the surname "Cho"), 2 fellow spic kids, and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even Pedo Joe going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons'. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as Omar Mateen. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been a lurker right here on ED!
External Links
His ok.ru profileShoa'd- (Archived: (Wayback Machine) (archive))
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| Kill count: | 8/20 7 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 11/20 |
| Style: | 10/20 Basic bitch mass shooting |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Nazi tattoos, Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Wrecked by the cops. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Myles Sanderson
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| Myles Brandon Sanderson | |
| Nationality: | Injun 
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| Highscore | 11 dead, 18 injured |
| Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | ? |
Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a coke-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by Damien stepping in to stop it they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.
3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an "unspecified medical distress" in police custody.
| Kill count: | 11/20 18 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Should've stabbed a little harder. |
| Style: | 15/20 Injun rage. |
| Butthurt: | 18/20 3-day manhunt and international news. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Killed his brother and played solo. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Nathaniel Jouett
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| Nathaniel Jouett | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No, surrendered |
This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, New Mexico in 2017. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. More information
| Kill count: | 2/20 4 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 9/20 |
| Style: | 10/20 Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common. |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Nobody really gave a fuck. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 You already got your dick wet though why did you do it? |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Nicolae Lungu
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| Nicolae Lungu | |
| Nationality: | Romanian 
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| Highscore | 7 dead, 6 injured |
| Style | Single Player, Hack N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.
Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.
| Kill count: | 7/20 not bad for a crazy gypsy |
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| Accuracy: | 11/20 He killed more people than he injured |
| Style: | 10/20 Hack n'Slash |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident |
| Bonus: | 10/20 For using a IV stand to his incident |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Pere Puig
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| Pere Puig Puntí | |
| Nationality: | Spaniard
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| Highscore | 4 dead |
| Style | Singleplayer |
| An Hero? | No |
Pere Puig Puntí,was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, Catalonia, Spain, before surrendering
Massacre
On 14 December 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being fired. After his epic revenge, droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, surrenders to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.
Quotes and Gallery
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Pere in action
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 4/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 All kills |
| Style: | 15/20 Sheriff style shooting |
| Butthurt: | 9/20 Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve |
| Bonus: | 10/20 For successing on the revenge on his boss |
Wanted Level:
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Petter Kyvik
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| Petter Kristian Kyvik | |
| Nationality: | Norwegian
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| Highscore | 4 injured |
| Style | Bomberman |
| An Hero? | No |
During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes.
Investigation
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik卐, trainee military officer and member of Norwegian Front. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and snitched on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.
Aftermath
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.
Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.
In 2011, Petter spectated Anders Behring Breivik's trial, but was asked to leave.
| Kill count: | 0/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 4/20 Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies. |
| Style: | 3/20 Failed and snitched. |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Escaped several times, causing a major headache for the authorities. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Showed his support to the local Justiciar Knight Commander. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Rafael Solich
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| Rafael Solich | |
| Nationality: | Aryan-Latinx 
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| Highscore | 3 killed, 5 injured |
| Style | Single player, FPS |
| An Hero? | Sadly, no |
Rafael "Juniors" Solich was a 15 year old 100% white aryan Argentine who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place.
Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and Pink Floyd lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, hoping that the mere sight of a school shooter in Latinx Amerika would give everyone in class a heart attack at the mere idea of becoming a United States copycat country. The bullets seemed to do more damage, though, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "EVERYONE MUST DIE" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern Argentina who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while.
He was declared too young to be persecuted and subsequently acquitted. Solich now spends his days as a jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys.
| Kill count: | 3/20 Fair enough for a single pistol |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 At least he knew to aim for the head |
| Style: | 8/20 Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Made national news and got fucking acquitted |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Welcome, my son... |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Raymond Spencer
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| Raymond Spencer | |
| Nationality: | Mutt Spic 
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| Highscore | 4 injured |
| Style | Single player, Camping |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old spic who shot and injured 4 people on a camping shooting before becoming an hero. Also was the lost retarded brother of Brenda Spencer, who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment.
Shooting
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the rampage. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but nobody is injured after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's Wikipedia article, reporting, "A basedman shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous 4chan forum. Raymond then became an hero and ended the shooting.
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His 4chan post, he even specified a license for his video
(Original higher quality video. Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)
| Kill count: | 0/20 No kills |
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| Accuracy: | 1/20 He scored the same as Asa |
| Style: | 9/20 Camper. Even Martin Peyerl did it better |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Nobody gives a fuck |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For an hero |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Ricardo Barreda
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| Ricardo Barreda | |
| Born | June 16, 1936 |
| Died | May 25, 2020 (aged 83) |
| Nationality: | Argentinian
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| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 0 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, pwned by heart attack |
Ricardo Alberto Barreda, nicknamed "Conchita", was an Argentine truecel and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were femoids) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.
| Kill count: | 4/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 9/20 No injuries |
| Style: | 4/20 |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new. |
| Bonus: | 18/20 Got sanctified, which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
External Links
Robert Crayton Jr.
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| Robert Crayton Jr. | |
| Nationality: | Nigger
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| Highscore | 4 dead |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.
| Kill count: | 4/20 Crappy family killer |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 None injured during the massacre |
| Style: | 0/20 Family killing, so common |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Not so much butthurt |
| Bonus: | 20/20 For an hero |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External links
Robério Souza de Oliveira
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| Robério Souza de Oliveira | |
| Nationality: | Brazilian
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| Highscore | 7 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a high score, armed with a Shotgun he shot and wounded 7 people, before escaping and Anheroes in the head.
| Kill count: | 0/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 0.4/20 Fail |
| Style: | 3/20 Schizo |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 ' |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Roger Kjetså
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| Roger Kjetså | |
| Born | January 12, 1977 |
| Died | January 13, 2002 (aged 25) |
| Nationality: | Norwegian
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.
The Shooting
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.
At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.
After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.
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The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house.. |
| Style: | 10/20 Rogue soldier. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Rudolf Nikolli
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| Rudolf Nikolli | |
| Born | 1987 |
| Nationality: | Albanian 
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| Highscore | Injured 5 |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Rudolf Nikolli is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.
| Kill count: | 0/20 Epic fail |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Only managed to injure 5 people |
| Style: | 4/20 Used their method to try to reach the high score |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit |
| Bonus: | 10/20 For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See Also
- Brenton Tarrant - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.
External Links
Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam
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| Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam | |
| Nationality: | Iranian 
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| Highscore | 14 dead, 11 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No (Shot by cops) |
Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the Iranian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a gun and a fuckton of ammo.
Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.
| Kill count: | 14/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 |
| Style: | 10/20 Rogue soldier. |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Just another day in Iran. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Cop-killer. |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
Sicelo Dlamini
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| Sicelo Dlamini | |
| Nationality: | Swazi 
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| Highscore | 1 dead, 10 injured |
| Style | Single player, Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No (Killed by a mob) |
Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.
Life
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously cried between 2 weeks. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local psychisatric hospital between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his ADHD and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to go out with him. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.
The Fail
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting phumani la (go away), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.
Gallery
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The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 A cocksucker student |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Swazi's worst fail |
| Style: | 5/20 Sk00l St4bb1ng |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 For doing it in drugs |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Tristan Van der Vlis
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| Tristan Van Der Vlis | |
| Nationality: | Dutch 
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| Highscore | 6 dead, 16 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Tristan, was a 24 year old god hater who sperg out in a mall on 9th april 2011, the birthday of Saint Harris, pwning 6 and harming 16 before An Heroing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.
Lore
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a gangster. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.
The Amok Day
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 You should go more days to shooting range |
| Style: | 10/20 Birthday party style |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Uroš Blažić
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| Uroš Blažić | |
| Nationality: | Serb 
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| Highscore | 9 dead, 13 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.
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| Kill count: | 9/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 13/20 Unraped |
| Style: | 5/20 Discuss shooting |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 Overshadowed by other incidents |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Vadim Miloshevsky
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| Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky | |
| Nationality: | Belaruskie 
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| Highscore | 2 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player, Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.
Background
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that every parent can only dream about. He was intelligent, quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played football and was a crucial part of the school team.
THE ATTACK
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, 2019, our hero Vadim Miloshevsky came to the school, entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old zoomer Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and died epicly in the hands of his father. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and smoke bombs. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.
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Vadim is V& -
The pwned
| Kill count: | 2/20 School map highest score in Belarus |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Could you better stabb in the backhead? |
| Style: | 10/20 Laughing teen attack |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Viateur Nkurunziza
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| Viateur Nkurunziza | |
| Nationality: | Rwandan 
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| Highscore | 6 dead, 3 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No (Killed by a pal) |
Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunked friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.
| Kill count: | 6/20 Really decent score. |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Survivors |
| Style: | 20/20 Rwandan Fort Hood |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 África. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Zaniar Matapour
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| ثنایار متاعپور | |
| Nationality: | Iranian immigrant
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| Highscore | 2 dead, 21 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old Iranian who immigrated to Norway when he was 12, and would 30 years later in 2022 shoot up a gay bar with a pistol and what was described by bystanders as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some butch dyke. The attack's strategic timing resulted in Oslo Pride getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.
Zaniar is, in a sense, the islamist counterpart of Philip Manshaus, as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.
PST (Norwegian FBI) had Zaniar on their radar as early as 2015 due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of cocaine which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.
He also beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian who was banging his sister in 2016. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".
Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.
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| Kill count: | 2/20 Should've fucking aimed better. |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 What the fuck was he doing? |
| Style: | 2/20 Spray and pray before running away like a pussy. |
| Butthurt: | 16/20 Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Refuse to talk to police. |
Wanted Level:
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