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*{{yt|ElthibarofCorona}} His JewTube channel, full of low quality crossover videos | *{{yt|ElthibarofCorona}} His JewTube channel, full of low quality crossover videos | ||
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*{{wikialink|kristoff-and-annas-adventure-series||Kristoff and Anna's adventure series Wiki}} His Wiki page dedicated to his shitty fanfics, | *{{wikialink|kristoff-and-annas-adventure-series||Kristoff and Anna's adventure series Wiki}} His Wiki page dedicated to his shitty fanfics, please [http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/844/the-goyim-know-shut-it-down-jew-walkie-talkie.jpg shut it down for pedo shit.] | ||
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MICHAEL IS B&!! THE GAS CHAMBER'S DOOR IS CLOSED!! MERIDA PUSHED THE BUTTON!! |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
LordElthibar (powerword: Michael Klein, born February 9th, 1993), on the outside, he may seem like any sort of Autistic Tarlet, only LordElthibar is a total fucknut manchild who is so stuck into his religion, that even God thinks he's nuts, he's your typical Evangelist Christfag, he hates gays, People from other countries, abortions, Non-Christians, and everybody else who disagrees with him, all while masturbating to his Autistic Disney fanart and guns, he's also a proud Disney fanfic author, writing about the evil liberals taking his freedom away, all while he denies it to people who don't agree with him. He also talks like it's 1513, but don't let this fool you, this is proving how autistic he is.
A good Christian
Being the washed up fucknut he is, LordElthibar is one of the most outspoken, if not the most by far, Pro-life Tartlet on the whole site, his art involves a lot of his political views, his idea of pro-life is so outspoken, that he goes and attacks people who disagree with him because he thinks if he attacks enough people, they'll become good Christians and be pro-lifers like him, unfortunately, being the dense Christfag he is, he fails to understand what other political views mean other than his own, try to get into an intellectual debate with him against his strong Christian conservative values, and he'll block you before you can even respond to him. Then he'll go write a journal about how you're persecuting him and getting more people to feel sorry for him because he's such a nice and poor Christian boy who's getting persecuted by people like you everyday.
Political views
LordElthibar is a very strong member of the Tea Party Movement, he along with his fellow rednecks, feel good denying the rights to others while they give themselves everything. His idea is that people hate him because he is Christian. This is partially true, people hate him because he is a washed up fucknut and delusional Tea Party Activist, redneck, and conspiracy theorist. He of course, has failed to see the point numerous times and continually tries to make everybody else think he's another struggling Christian dealing with persecution everyday, while he goes and persecutes people for their beliefs and political views.
Autism at its finest
Outside of being the usual fucknut he is, LordElthibar's main hobby is making Disney fanart, mostly of the movie Tangled, along with other movies, like Rise of the Guardians and Brave, he does not like criticism in the finest, because he is an amazing artist who draws well, yet still uses Crayons to draw and resorts to MSPaint for digital drawings Because he's wanting attention so badly. His drawings are so lulzworthy, for a second, you think that this is a joke. He expects everybody to give him a positive comment on his drawings because if you give him a negative comment, he's going to whine about being persecuted. He has at least 3 whole pages on his DevianTART profile of hidden or marked as spam comments from people that disagree with him, and constantly bitches about these people coming to his page in his bitchbook hoping to get attention from the few people that support him. He even has a most wanted list that makes no sense at all, putting further speculation on how Autistic he is. His JewTube Channel on the other hand is all about his drawings and poorly edited crossover videos. He thinks he can be a voice actor for simply voicing over his drawings.
- His apology video to somebody he pissed off
His fanfics
LordElthibar has recently gotten tons of attention from people because of how bad they are, almost all of them are about Obama turning into a super villain and taking the freedom and rights away from the conservative Tea Party Disney heroes! Along with almost every user that LordElthibar has blocked because he thinks that making them the villain in all his fanfictions will make him awesome, in reality, the fanfics are nothing more than tealiban propaganda because a black guy is president. His fanfics are so bad, it makes My Immortal and Twilight look like literary masterpieces. He also has a wiki dedicated to his fanfics, which brings us to....
The Elthibar Wiki Attack
On December 1st, 2013, while LordElthibar was busy fapping furiously to his Hero, a lulzworthy group called the Coalition of Egg Smoking Assholes raided his page and removed all content regarding his fanfics, within 24 hours, when LordElthibar finally got done rubbing his penis with sandpaper to his hero, he realized what has happened and b& the member responsible for ruining his wiki for 100 years. (Which is a false statement, his wiki was shit before the edit.) He now thinks that CESA is some sort of liberal conspiracy, he then bitched about it on his journal about it, he thinks that ED is serious and a legit source, and that he's being targeted by nonexistent atheist terrorist groups. He also thinks he's won simply for banning CESA from his page and protecting his articles. He hasn't learned, like usual....
Conspiracy theorist nutjob
Another claim to that LordElthibar has gotten his 15 minutes of fame from is his wild conspiracy theory that in 2017, The United States will be some apocalyptic wasteland Obama started imprisoning his own citizens, this obviously upsets Elthibar, for it his duty to not understand the power of lulz. He thinks he is going to be the leader of a resistance movement fighting the New World Order! Perhaps if he quit watching a certain Fucktard, he would realize he's nothing more than a forever alone manchild that will indeed die alone, either that or he'll go crazy and give everything up for the glory of God.
The Great Wiki Raid
Eventually last Thursday some faggots were reading this wiki page and found out lordbutthurt had his own wiki for his shitty fanfics. Thinking that this would be good for some potential ED fodder and lulz a raid was planned in an attempt to smoke him out. Lead by grand faggot CutestSith of deviant-art infamy he and his partner in crime Mocha raided his wiki and made it 100% better and more truthful. Changes made to the wiki were facts such as Eithlibars love for big black cocks, his latent lust for his boyfriend Jamal, how Elsa from Frozen was on a quest to save the white race and how Hitler did nothing wrong. An example can be shown below.
Naturally the autist got butthurt and went online to try and save his precious wiki but it was too late. Though unknown how many they had as soon as he would change one article another would change or it would be re-edited. This caused him to go into an even bigger autistic panic. Seeing that their work payed off Mocha decided to bait Lord Dickslurper on DA. The reaction was typical of his claiber This leader to even greater lulz of him flipping out and bitching how Mocha was a big meanie poopy pants who should be banned for hate speech for wanting to gas the Jews who he feels solidarity with since they are God's people AKA blood sucking parasites like he is that only use welfare. Then he found out she was a Christian too and tried to get her on his side by licking her clit. Naturally the sight of this greasy manlett she proceeded to bitch slap him and rape him with a strap on. This made him so butthurt that he actually decided to take the war to ED. There he got butthurt enough to make a shitty one paragraph article on her on how she is mean and wants to gas Jews, not realizing that by gassing Jews this makes her perhaps the most charitable person on the planet for dealing with this vermin. He then actually got on this page and tried to edit it. Not realizing that
A. We keep a saved copy of every page.
B. We can just ban him.
Which then proceeded to happen. This can be confirmed to be Lord himself since the only pages touched or made was the one on Mocha and this very article itself.
The Trolling Campaign
Sadly for the little manlett it didn't end there. teapartycup moved the trolling from his wiki to his main DA page. This caused even greater autism explosions then they could have possibly imagined. Lord Elthibar decided enough was enough and that like the libtards he was going to show this troll the error of it's ways. Sadly he did not know that she was guided by divine providence of trolldin in the form of CutestSith and blessed by KEK to temporary have the stumping powers of Trump. What resulted was the great Lulz war on Elthibar in which she cruelly and unjustly trolled and triggered him with simple facts, logic, and trying to make him and other autists productive members of society for once. In typical fashion for him he took this as srs bsns like he did ED and much like what happened with him and this site he ended up being a source of entertainment for everyone else.
Her old account egomaniac-monster got banhammered by DA mods or some reason(despite feeding them shekels, proving them to be Jews) causing Lord asshurt to gloat. Though much like his ejaculations (JK,he doesn't get any pussy) it was premature as she just popped up again with a new account. And not only that she was able to make the first strike by actually reporting on of his shitty fanfics to the DA mods and getting it banned for child porn. Yes, in the archives of the DA mods this sad pathetic waste of human life now is marked down for possessing child porn. This caused even greater agony and rage for him which was only egged on by Mocha who then proceeded to make fun of his waifuism for Merida from Disney's Brave. First by pointing out that no women real or fictional would want to be with this greasy tartlet and second pointing out that she's fucking underage. To which he didn't care and actually tried to justify his lust for an underage character by saying it was okay in the past. Ironic as that is used as the same excuse by Musfags. After this bought of autism he got pissy and started whining to the DA admins to do something about her and her legions of minions that are attacking him.
During this time is when people stopped laughing mostly and decided to try and throw the fucktard a bone by alerting him not to feed the trolls and that Mocha isn't so much as milking this lolcow but strapped a fucking milk machine to his utters. Instead of taking their advice seriously he started flipping out at everyone. Even of his who tried to help him or friendly strangers were deemed as enemies and cussed out by this lolcow. This only resulted in more and more people approving of the raid and hoping this failed abortion would get his B&. Needless to say their wish was granted as a bunch of dank memes of his waifu Merida was made in a Nazi uniform triggering the fuck out of the kikeservative and causing him to call for the shut down of nearly all of DA for being like annuda shoah!
Things that Elthibar hates
- Other religions
- Pre-marital Sex (because it leads to more abortions)
- Having common sense
- Thinking
- Encyclopedia Dramatica He thinks this site is srs bsns
- The DeviantART staff For being "Anti-Christian" and banning his friends
- Mocha despite asking for forgiveness multiple times and wishes to kiss her clit
What happened to being a Christian?
- Donald Trump
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See also
- abortion
- Alex Jones
- Autism
- Christianity
- Conservatives
- Disney
- Faggot
- Gays
- Libertarians
- Pewdie-Pinkiepie Just like LordElthibar, except he's a Horsefucker and wants to fuck pewdiepie.
- Preachingthegospel
- Tea Party
- Truthers
- Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy
- Xiao-Feng-Fury The black female version of LordElthibar
External links
Elthibar Add this sick fuck to your contacts to fuck with him
LordElthibar B&
ElthibarofCorona His JewTube channel, full of low quality crossover videos- His fanfics
Kristoff and Anna's adventure series Wiki His Wiki page dedicated to his shitty fanfics, please shut it down for pedo shit.
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