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{{squote|ILL FUCKING KILL YOU NIGGER ILL BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A SHOTGUN ELECTROCUTE YOUR BODY WITH 10000000000000 VOLTS UNTIL IT BURNS TO A CRISP THEN COME TO HELL TO EXECUTE YOU IN THE MOST HORRIFIC EXCRUCIATING TORTURE METHODS 10000000 TIMES OVER AND OVER CUNT ILL FUCKING FORCE FEED YOU UNTIL YOUR STOMACH EXPLODES ILL STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH WITH ELECTRIFIED BARBED WIRE YOULL FEEL IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOREVER STOP FUCKING PINGING HOLY SHIT ILL END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE YOULL WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED IN TH UNIVERSE NOT EVEN A TRACE ILLL ERASE YOU FROM ALL HISTORY NOONELL REMEMBER YOU NOT EVEN GOD NOT EVEN SATAN UR THE POO OF SATAN FUCKING DIE DIE IN HELL I FUCKINGHATE YOU SOO MUCH I HATE YOU DIE I FUCKING HATE YOU CUNT|Graykat}} | {{squote|ILL FUCKING KILL YOU NIGGER ILL BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A SHOTGUN ELECTROCUTE YOUR BODY WITH 10000000000000 VOLTS UNTIL IT BURNS TO A CRISP THEN COME TO HELL TO EXECUTE YOU IN THE MOST HORRIFIC EXCRUCIATING TORTURE METHODS 10000000 TIMES OVER AND OVER CUNT ILL FUCKING FORCE FEED YOU UNTIL YOUR STOMACH EXPLODES ILL STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH WITH ELECTRIFIED BARBED WIRE YOULL FEEL IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOREVER STOP FUCKING PINGING HOLY SHIT ILL END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE YOULL WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED IN TH UNIVERSE NOT EVEN A TRACE ILLL ERASE YOU FROM ALL HISTORY NOONELL REMEMBER YOU NOT EVEN GOD NOT EVEN SATAN UR THE POO OF SATAN FUCKING DIE DIE IN HELL I FUCKINGHATE YOU SOO MUCH I HATE YOU DIE I FUCKING HATE YOU CUNT|Graykat}} | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Graykat is the online handle of an autistic 35-year-old manchild from New Zealand who wandered into Encyclopædia Dramatica's Discord server sometime last thursday and quickly proved himself to be a massive lolcow. When not screaming in ALL CAPS about NIGGERS on ED Pisscord, Gaykat can typically be found playing Genshin Impact or CS:GO - the latter of which he has invested a whopping 3,481 hours of his miserable and worthless life into.
Gaykat thinks he was hacked by shoe
Early Life
Graykat's real first name is Ben. Ben's last name is currently unknown, so it is safe to assume his parents never gave him a last name out of embarrassment over his micropenis. When Graykat fell out of the womb and onto his head during a haka dance his infant body was trampled upon forever stunting his penis to the size of a newborn's.
Career
At the time of writing this, Ben is a 35 year old man living in New Zealand on his parents farm, his hobbies include Hentai, Genshin Impact, CS:GO, leeching off his parents, being a virgin, surprisingly has never been in an institution, never made it passed the 10th grade, and sits on discord all day spamming to be let out of the gulag. The gulag is where the people too autistic for discord go when they've been bad boys and need a time out.Ben is a non conformist and a punk like G.G. Allin, he does not play by the rules and is an inspiration to us all, be like Ben, fight the power, viva la resistance. But please look into getting a penile implant.
Murder Confession
Current History
Ben can still be found in the gulag to this very day, spamming messages non stop such as
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Graykats fate
Some say Ben is an apparition sent by the chaos god of change, Tzeentch, as his scion brought here to bring havoc to us lowly mortals, or hes just an autistic shame fag with the penis the size of a tic tac, either way let this article be a reminder of the man, myth, and legend known as Graykat.
See Also
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Graykat is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
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Graykat is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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