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Revision as of 05:38, 1 September 2014
Gary Brodsky is the classic money grubbing Jew. Gary's scheme is he teaches you how to become an Alpha Male and get teh pussy. The problem is he is an ancient steroid taking hypocrite who sells you over priced DVDs, potions, pheromones, oils, etc.
The Man, The Legend, The Fraud
Gary is the classic Chauvinist pig who thinks everyone should live in the year 1955 which is funny because he dresses like a late '70s guido with his greasy hair and his Niko Bellic Adidas track suit. Gary considers himself a health guru which is lulzy because he has a two pack a day habit.
For some reason he thought he could make money teaching men how to pick up chicks was a good idea. The problem is he is a pathological delusional liar and he is about as manly as Rodney Dangerfield on roids. It is fairly obvious to anyone who listens to his show that he hasn't had sex since Carter was in office.
Among his many claims is his mass knowledge in relationships from his job as a "US Intelligence Trained Seduction Specialist".
Sol Brodsky (Gary's Dad) was a talented comic book artist and a hard worker unlike his lazy no good son. Gary was raking in the money until he died in 1984 from being a Jew. Gary being an opportunist started his own comic book company (funded by his Dad's Jew Gold).
Solson Publications
Gary started this comic book company for the sol purpose (get it?) of making cocaine stained stacks of money from his Dad's death. If you need anymore proof look at the name Sol & Son...Sol's son. Gary? (get it?)
Gary's business was so successful that it ran from 1986-1987. Part of the reason was it lasted so long was the great line of comics like...
- Amazing Wahzoo
- The Bushido Blade of Zatoichi Walrus
- How To Become A Comic Book Artist
- How To Draw Adult Anime
- How To Draw Erotic Art
- How To Draw Erotic Witches And Vampy Vampires
- How To Draw Fetish Art: Ultimate In Sensuality
- How To Draw Sexy Career Women
- How To Draw Sexy Witches, Wenches and Vampires
- How To Draw Sexy Women
- How To Draw Spaceships And Futuristic Stuff
- How To Draw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- How To Publish Comics
- Iron Maidens
- Ninjutsu
- Reagan's Raiders
- Rich Buckler's Secrets of Drawing Comics
- Samurai Funnies Featuring...
- Solson Christmas Special: Samurai Santa
- Solson's Comic Talent Starsearch
- Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Martial Arts Training Manual
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teach Karate
- Those Crazy Peckers
- The Three Stooges
All of these comics were destined for the bargain bin and bought by no one bringing lulz to the masses.
According to Gary from this recent prank call Reagan's Raiders is the best selling comic book of all time.
What Gary thinks of Men
Gary thinks that masculinity is dying and he is mankind's salvation. As a man you should work out seven days a week and have no less than 99% muscle mass (any less and you are a fatty). Also you are not to allowed to play vidya games because that will guarantee turn you in to a cock sucking faggot (That goes for D&D, comic books and anything that will give you virgin disease). When you have your twelve pack on your stomach and shit razor blades you are ready for teh pussy. Congrats you are now a Alpha Male.
According to Gary women should be subservient to you and you are allowed to treat them like trash if they don't cut the crust off your bologna sandwich.
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What Gary thinks of Women
As women your sole job is to clean the house, go to the beauty parlor to get your nails done to look pretty for him and cook him pot roast and potatoes. Once you do that you finish the day by giving your man passionless fellatio then in the morning when you long for a real man you'll get fucked by the milk man.
Are you barefoot and pregnant? Good then your purpose has been fulfilled.
Gary's Website
Gary's website is a collection of Gary's fap images that he stole from Google image search. The whole website is designed so mindless idiots gives Gary teh moneyz.
Here is a list of great products and services he has on his website.
- Audio Programs
- Video Programs
- E-Books
- Binaural Audio Treatments
- Oils
- Supplements
- Seduction Items
- Specialty Items
- The Best of Webinars
- Packages
- DVDs
- Consulting
- Mind matters
- Webinars
If that wasn't bad enough he charges ridiculous amounts for this crap. For example the average price of his DVD's are $60-$70. He charges $120 an hour for phone consulting (or Special Instructor's package $3000 for 25 hours of intense consultations, training to be an effective instructor and seminar training included.)
My favorite being "ALL THE BEST - Over Thirty Five hours and 3,000 pages worth of the most hidden knowledge about women you need to know" - $1050
Basically if you are looking to get your wallet raped this is the site for you.
Occult Force
Occult Force is Gary's second website. It's just like the first except Gary stole most of the designs from late '90s death metal bands. What makes this site loony is the stuff he has on sale is even more craptastic and outlandish than his original site. Like Spiritual kits, Tailsmans, etc. which still costs an arm and a leg (in Gary's case literally). For a man that believes in mainstream religeon you'd think it would be a tad hypocritical of him to believe in this stuff. Maybe it's because Gary is after the Jew Gold.
Speaking of his conspiracy theories make Francis E. Dec, Esq. rants sound plausible. He literally goes all over the place not even making sense at times.
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Here is a clip from his $400 occult DVD where you can use Spiderman pencils to make your dreams come true.
The Modern Alpha
This is Gary's third website designed around his philosophy that all men should be Alpha Males like him.
...and at this point when you have seen one of Gary's sites you've seen them all. Generic sites that tell you that all you have to do to be a like Gary is to GIVE HIM ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY BITCH.
He designs each site just slightly different enough hoping that stupid google will plug them in whatever random search impotent guys type in to teh interwebz.
Gary hopes his ten billion websites will help him get teh filthy Jew Gold.
Peak POTENTIAL Professionals
Peak Potential Pros is most likey a dupe website run by Gary (as most of the stuff looks like the same shit from his own). John used to be a pussy whipped omega nigger until he met Gary Brodsky. Now John is an uber Alpha Male who eats broken bottles for breakfast yet he sounds like like Ben Stein after having morphine.
—John (While performing fellatio on his Alpha master) | ||
"John's" website (Free thanks to Wix)
Gary on Blog Talk Radio
Gary's BTR show is the equivalent of getting AIDS in your ear canal. The show is nothing more than to plug his ten billion websites. He hires actors to call the show to plug his website and products hoping some idiot will be gullible enough to buy his snake oil. What Gary doesn't realize is he constantly gives his gems on masculinity thereby making a visit to his website unnecessary.
Gary BTR Drinking Game
Since Gary likes saying the same fucking things over and over a drinking game has been implemented. You'll be peeing Smirnoff by the time Gary's show is over. Take a shot when Gary says or does the following:
- mentions garybrodsky.com
- Says "Alpha" or "Beta" male.
- Says masculinity is doomed.
- States obvious dating tips that any man whose testicles dropped would know (FYI most of the advice Gary has was stolen from Tom Leykis).
- Pines for the past.
- Talks about how the past is superior than today.
- says PlayStation, video cards or any reference to a nerd.
Congratulations! You are now on a metal slab in the morgue due to Alcohol poisoning. Hope it was worth it. :-)
Gary Being pranked on BTR
It wasn't long before Gary was trolled. Dwight from Prank Call Nation pranked his show for weeks resulting in major butthurt for Gary. He also used it as a selling point for why men in America are becoming pussies. His old female kike co-host also got offended resulting in many lulz. Halfway in to the show all they could talk about was Dwight and the show unraveled.
August 6, 2014 recording of Dwight trolling Gary's Blog Talk Show
Dwight also trolled Gary on other blog talk shows by pretending to be him.
August 16, 2014 Dwight pretending to be Gary on a Blog Talk Radio Psychic show
Like any good lolcow everyone is trolling the shit out of the show.
Blog Talk Tonight With Dwight – 2014-08-27
Dox
Gary being the technological idiot has never heard of Paypal and has his dox on the bottom of his front page.
Gary Brodsky
15 Birch Street
Westport, CT 06880-4409
203-341-0764
Videos
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Videos trolling Gary's entrance and they'll probably be false flagged at any moment.
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See Also
Links
- Gary Brodsky's offical website. Haven't heard of it? He mentions every second two seconds on his show.
- Gary's Blog Talk Radio Page
- Gary's website designed for Metal and goth fags
- The Modern Alpha
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