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LordElthibar, ([[powerword]]: Michael Klein),On the outside, he may seem like any sort of [[Autism|Autistic]] Tarlet, only LordElthibar is a total [[fucktard|fucknut]] [[manchild|manchild]] who is so stuck into his religion, that even [[God|God]] [[truth|thinks he's nuts]], he's you're typical Evangelist [[Christian|Christfag]], he hates [[homosexuality|gays]], People from other countries, [[abortion|abortions]], Non-Christians, and [[you|everybody else who disagrees with him]], all while masturbating to his Autistic Disney fanart and guns, he's also a proud [[Disney|Disney]] [[fanfic|fanfic]] author, writing about the [[lol|evil]] [[liberal|liberals]] taking his freedom away, all while he denies it to people who don't agree with him. He also talks like it's [[at least 100 years ago|1513]], but don't let this fool you, this is [[truth|proving]] how [[autism|autistic]] he is. | |||
== A good Christian == | |||
Being the washed up [[fucktard|fucknut]] he is, LordElthibar is one of the most outspoken, if not the most by far, Pro-life Tartlet on the whole site, his [[shit|art]] involves a lot of his political views, his idea of pro-life is so outspoken, that he goes and attacks people who [[lulz|disagree]] with him because he thinks [[wat|if he attacks enough people, they'll become good Christians and be pro-lifers like him]], unfortunately, being the dense Christfag he is, he fails to understand what other political views mean other than his own, try to get into an [[flame war| intellectual debate]] with him against his strong [[gay|Christian conservative]] [[shit|values]], and [[coward|he'll block you]] before you can even respond to him. Then he'll go write a [[lie|journal about how you're persecuting him]] and getting more people to feel [[lulz|sorry]] for him because he's such a nice and poor [[Christian|Christian]] [[fag|boy]] who's getting persecuted by people like [[you|you]] everyday. | |||
== Political views == | |||
[[file:mysides.png|thumb|right|200px|This picture alone proves the delusion that this manchild has acquired in his small Autistic brain.]] | |||
LordElthibar is a very strong member of the [[Tea Party|Tea Party Movement]], he along with his fellow [[rednecks|rednecks]], feel good [[truth|denying the rights to others while they give themselves everything]]. His idea is that people hate him because he is Christian. This is partially [[truth|true]], people hate him because he is a washed up [[fucktard|fucknut]] and delusional [[Tea Party|Tea Party Activist]], [[redneck|redneck]], and [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|conspiracy theorist]]. He of course, has failed to see the point numerous times and continually tries to make everybody else think [[lie|he's another struggling Christian dealing with persecution everyday,]] [[truth|while he goes and persecutes people for their beliefs and political views.]] | |||
==Autism at its finest== | |||
[[File:Lordelthibarshittydrawing.png|thumb|right|200px|Usual fanart from this Autist, [[manchild|note the crayons used to draw it.]]]] | |||
Outside of being the usual fucknut he is, LordElthibar's main hobby is making [[Disney|Disney]] [[fanart|fanart]], mostly of the movie Tangled, along with other movies, like [[shit|Rise of the Guardians]] and [[shit|Brave]], he does not like criticism in the finest, because he is [[lie|an amazing artist]] who draws well, yet still uses Crayons to draw and resorts to MSPaint for digital drawings [[attention whore|Because he's wanting attention so badly]]. His drawings are so lulzworthy, for a second, [[lie|you think that this is a joke.]] He expects everybody to give him a positive comment on his drawings because if you give him a negative comment, he's going to [[coward|whine about being persecuted]]. He has at least 3 whole pages on his DevianTART profile of [[coward|hidden or marked as spam comments]] [[you|from people that disagree with him,]] and constantly bitches about these people coming to his page in his [[journal|bitchbook]] hoping to get attention from the few people that support him. He even has a most wanted list that makes no sense at all, putting further speculation on how Autistic he is. His JewTube Channel on the other hand is all about his drawings and poorly edited crossover videos. He thinks he can be a voice actor for simply voicing over his drawings. | |||
<center><youtube>TKoDRdorJt8</youtube> | |||
;His apology video to somebody he pissed off</center> | |||
==His fanfics== | |||
LordElthibar has recently gotten tons of [[attention whore|attention]] from people because of how bad they are, almost all of them are about [[Obama|Obama]] [[lolwut|turning into a super villain]] and taking the freedom and rights away from the [[lie|conservative Tea Party Disney heroes!]] Along with almost every user that LordElthibar has blocked because he thinks that making them the villain in all his fanfictions will make him awesome, in reality, the fanfics are nothing more than [[tea party|tealiban]] propaganda because a [[nigger|black guy]] is [[boss|president]]. His fanfics are so bad, it makes [[my immortal|My Immortal]] and [[Twilight|Twilight]] look like [[truth|literary masterpieces]]. [[wut|He also has a wiki dedicated to his fanfics]], which brings us to.... | |||
==The Elthibar Wiki Attack== | |||
On December 1st, 2013, while LordElthibar was busy [[fapping|fapping]] furiously to his [[Adolf Hitler|Hero]], a lulzworthy group called the Coalition of Egg Smoking Assholes raided his page and removed all content regarding his fanfics, within 24 hours, when LordElthibar finally got done rubbing his penis with sandpaper to his hero, he realized what has happened and [[ban|b&]] the member responsible for ruining his wiki for 100 years. (Which is a false statement, his wiki was shit before the edit.) He now thinks that CESA is some sort of [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|liberal conspiracy]], he then bitched about it on his journal about it, he thinks that ED is serious and a legit source, and that he's being targeted by nonexistent atheist terrorist groups. He also thinks he's won simply for banning CESA from his page and protecting his articles. He hasn't learned, like usual.... | |||
==Conspiracy theorist nutjob== | |||
Another claim to that LordElthibar has gotten [[attention whore|his 15 minutes of fame]] from is his wild conspiracy theory that in 2017, The United States will be some apocalyptic wasteland [[wut|Obama started imprisoning his own citizens]], this obviously upsets Elthibar, for it his duty to not understand the power of [[lulz]]. He thinks he is going to be the [[lie|leader of a resistance movement fighting the New World Order!]] Perhaps if he quit watching a certain [[Alex Jones|Fucktard]], he would realize he's nothing more than a forever alone [[manchild|manchild]] that will indeed [[die alone|die alone]], either that or he'll go [[batshit|crazy]] and [[terrorism|give everything up for the glory of God]]. | |||
==Things that Elthibar hates== | |||
*[[Atheist|Atheists]] | |||
* Other religions | |||
*[[Liberal|Liberal]] [[Christian|Christians]] | |||
*[[Liberal|Liberals in general]] | |||
*[[Abortion|Abortion]] [[Truth|(He should've been aborted)]] | |||
*Pre-marital Sex (because it leads to more abortions) | |||
*[[Trolls|Trolls]] | |||
*Having common sense | |||
*Thinking | |||
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]] He thinks this site is [[srs bsns|srs bsns]] | |||
*The DeviantART staff [http://lordelthibar.deviantart.com/art/Deviantart-Revolution-565169462 For being "Anti-Christian" and banning his friends] | |||
== Quote == | |||
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|Some idiot messed up my wikia page just yesterday. The bright side is I repaired all the damage and was even able to remodle the page itself. Even after I had made repairs, those same jerks who messed up my wikia harrassed me on youtube. Don't they see that they have already been defeated? They are proud supporters of Encyclopedia Dramatica and thus I no longer am convinced that the Encyclopedia Dramatica is reliable what-so-ever. There can be no peace with the likes of them! If this is what our culture is being taught as okay, then they deserve the coming chaos that will put society in its rightful place.<br /><br />NOTE: Be aware, this group of hags are known as the Coalation of Egg Smoking A%$#%les. Put saftey restrictions on whatever you have online so they may not destroy whatever you have. | |||
|[http://lordelthibar.deviantart.com/journal/It-Ticks-Me-Off-417340457 LordElthibar] | |||
|The comments on my ElthibarXMerida picture got even worse. That same person declared that the baby Merida was carrying insider herself should be killed to help Merida. Never in my days did I fell like I would ever see such a foul comment on my artwork. If anyone else makes one more comment against my artwork where Rapunzel or Merida are pregnant, they are instantly going to be blocked and reported for harassment! I hope I made myself clear! | |||
|[http://lordelthibar.deviantart.com/journal/Alright-now-I-m-ticked-406438517 LordElthibar] | |||
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== Gallery == | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
Image:Lordelthibarshittydrawing.png|The average drawing by this [[manchild|manchild]]. | |||
Image:watdafuqisthisshit.png|[[truth|Because everybody who voted for Obama is a traitor]]. | |||
Image:Autisticwantedposter.png|[[autism|How autistic can you get?]] | |||
Image:Excellenthalofanart.jpeg|[[Shit|Great fanart bro]] | |||
Image:mysides.png|Perhaps he should read a bit more on [[Tea Party|The Tea Party]] and [[terrorism|terrorism]] and how similar they are to each other? | |||
Image:Promspaintskillsmate.png|Nothing defines [[attention whore|being an attention whore]] like using [[MSpaint|MSpaint]], this is literally a [[lie|masterpiece]] | |||
Image:Elthibardenyinghishomolustforhitler.png|[[truth|Elthibar denying his secret homo lust]] for [[Adolf Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]. | |||
Image:Why so autistic?.jpg|[[Autism|Why so autistic?]] | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Conservatives]] | |||
*[[Autism]] | |||
*[[Disney]] | |||
*[[Christianity]] | |||
*[[Libertarians]] | |||
*[[Tea Party]] | |||
*[[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy]] | |||
*[[Truthers]] | |||
*[[Alex Jones]] | |||
*[[abortion]] | |||
*[[gays]] | |||
*[[Faggot]] | |||
*[[Xiao-Feng-Fury]] The black female version of LordElthibar | |||
*[[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]] Just like LordElthibar, except he's a [[brony|Horsefucker]] and wants to fuck [[pewdiepie|pewdiepie]]. | |||
==External links== | |||
*{{Skype|Elthibar}} Add this sick fuck to your contacts to fuck with him | |||
*{{Deviantart|LordElthibar}} Recommended you have multiple ALT accounts | |||
*{{yt|ElthibarofCorona}} His JewTube channel, full of low quality crossover videos | |||
*His fanfics | |||
*{{wikialink|kristoff-and-annas-adventure-series||Kristoff and Anna's adventure series Wiki}} His Wiki page dedicated to his shitty fanfics, following a raid on December 1st, it is undergoing "remodeling." | |||
{{Christianity}} | |||
{{Aspies}} | |||
{{DeviantART}} | |||
{{Faggotry}} | |||
{{truth}} | |||
{{Dying Alone}} | |||
Revision as of 04:45, 1 April 2016
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
LordElthibar, (powerword: Michael Klein),On the outside, he may seem like any sort of Autistic Tarlet, only LordElthibar is a total fucknut manchild who is so stuck into his religion, that even God thinks he's nuts, he's you're typical Evangelist Christfag, he hates gays, People from other countries, abortions, Non-Christians, and everybody else who disagrees with him, all while masturbating to his Autistic Disney fanart and guns, he's also a proud Disney fanfic author, writing about the evil liberals taking his freedom away, all while he denies it to people who don't agree with him. He also talks like it's 1513, but don't let this fool you, this is proving how autistic he is.
A good Christian
Being the washed up fucknut he is, LordElthibar is one of the most outspoken, if not the most by far, Pro-life Tartlet on the whole site, his art involves a lot of his political views, his idea of pro-life is so outspoken, that he goes and attacks people who disagree with him because he thinks if he attacks enough people, they'll become good Christians and be pro-lifers like him, unfortunately, being the dense Christfag he is, he fails to understand what other political views mean other than his own, try to get into an intellectual debate with him against his strong Christian conservative values, and he'll block you before you can even respond to him. Then he'll go write a journal about how you're persecuting him and getting more people to feel sorry for him because he's such a nice and poor Christian boy who's getting persecuted by people like you everyday.
Political views
LordElthibar is a very strong member of the Tea Party Movement, he along with his fellow rednecks, feel good denying the rights to others while they give themselves everything. His idea is that people hate him because he is Christian. This is partially true, people hate him because he is a washed up fucknut and delusional Tea Party Activist, redneck, and conspiracy theorist. He of course, has failed to see the point numerous times and continually tries to make everybody else think he's another struggling Christian dealing with persecution everyday, while he goes and persecutes people for their beliefs and political views.
Autism at its finest
Outside of being the usual fucknut he is, LordElthibar's main hobby is making Disney fanart, mostly of the movie Tangled, along with other movies, like Rise of the Guardians and Brave, he does not like criticism in the finest, because he is an amazing artist who draws well, yet still uses Crayons to draw and resorts to MSPaint for digital drawings Because he's wanting attention so badly. His drawings are so lulzworthy, for a second, you think that this is a joke. He expects everybody to give him a positive comment on his drawings because if you give him a negative comment, he's going to whine about being persecuted. He has at least 3 whole pages on his DevianTART profile of hidden or marked as spam comments from people that disagree with him, and constantly bitches about these people coming to his page in his bitchbook hoping to get attention from the few people that support him. He even has a most wanted list that makes no sense at all, putting further speculation on how Autistic he is. His JewTube Channel on the other hand is all about his drawings and poorly edited crossover videos. He thinks he can be a voice actor for simply voicing over his drawings.
- His apology video to somebody he pissed off
His fanfics
LordElthibar has recently gotten tons of attention from people because of how bad they are, almost all of them are about Obama turning into a super villain and taking the freedom and rights away from the conservative Tea Party Disney heroes! Along with almost every user that LordElthibar has blocked because he thinks that making them the villain in all his fanfictions will make him awesome, in reality, the fanfics are nothing more than tealiban propaganda because a black guy is president. His fanfics are so bad, it makes My Immortal and Twilight look like literary masterpieces. He also has a wiki dedicated to his fanfics, which brings us to....
The Elthibar Wiki Attack
On December 1st, 2013, while LordElthibar was busy fapping furiously to his Hero, a lulzworthy group called the Coalition of Egg Smoking Assholes raided his page and removed all content regarding his fanfics, within 24 hours, when LordElthibar finally got done rubbing his penis with sandpaper to his hero, he realized what has happened and b& the member responsible for ruining his wiki for 100 years. (Which is a false statement, his wiki was shit before the edit.) He now thinks that CESA is some sort of liberal conspiracy, he then bitched about it on his journal about it, he thinks that ED is serious and a legit source, and that he's being targeted by nonexistent atheist terrorist groups. He also thinks he's won simply for banning CESA from his page and protecting his articles. He hasn't learned, like usual....
Conspiracy theorist nutjob
Another claim to that LordElthibar has gotten his 15 minutes of fame from is his wild conspiracy theory that in 2017, The United States will be some apocalyptic wasteland Obama started imprisoning his own citizens, this obviously upsets Elthibar, for it his duty to not understand the power of lulz. He thinks he is going to be the leader of a resistance movement fighting the New World Order! Perhaps if he quit watching a certain Fucktard, he would realize he's nothing more than a forever alone manchild that will indeed die alone, either that or he'll go crazy and give everything up for the glory of God.
Things that Elthibar hates
- Other religions
- Pre-marital Sex (because it leads to more abortions)
- Having common sense
- Thinking
- Encyclopedia Dramatica He thinks this site is srs bsns
- The DeviantART staff For being "Anti-Christian" and banning his friends
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The average drawing by this manchild. -
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Perhaps he should read a bit more on The Tea Party and terrorism and how similar they are to each other? -
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See also
- Conservatives
- Autism
- Disney
- Christianity
- Libertarians
- Tea Party
- Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy
- Truthers
- Alex Jones
- abortion
- gays
- Faggot
- Xiao-Feng-Fury The black female version of LordElthibar
- Pewdie-Pinkiepie Just like LordElthibar, except he's a Horsefucker and wants to fuck pewdiepie.
External links
Elthibar Add this sick fuck to your contacts to fuck with him
LordElthibar Recommended you have multiple ALT accounts
ElthibarofCorona His JewTube channel, full of low quality crossover videos- His fanfics
Kristoff and Anna's adventure series Wiki His Wiki page dedicated to his shitty fanfics, following a raid on December 1st, it is undergoing "remodeling."
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