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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Midnight-Fantom | |
| Given Name(s) | Zachary "Zack" Grohl Auburt |
| Location | Washington, USA |
| [email protected] | |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Blogger |
Midnight-Fantom, also known asTemplate:Ytchannel is an intellectual 19 year old Anarcho-Capitalist who frequently browses DeviantTART and uploads videos onto JewTube about political and click-bait shit(which is the one word to sum his content all up, no srsly). He had a keen fetish for vore and roleplaying since the age of 12, and has recently become a subject of ridicule on DeviantART for his major ego and easily rustled jimmies of anything negative towards his political views in the style of a YourMovieSucks wannabe. He's currently ban evading after trying to attack a major troll by reuploading their artwork and adding MSPaint scribbles over it and declared it a "parody", but got raped anally by the law for being a Autist. He'll deny that everything in this page is "a bunch of lies written by pseudo-intellectuals" and list over 9000 fallacies(which we'll get to later), but we here at ED can positively guarantee you that this page is 100% true and honest. Therefore any response to this article by him will be deemed as butthurt, but don't worry Zack! We have a help desk that you can address the issue at right here. :^)
In The Beginning
In the early years of Zack's Midnight-Fantom account, not much is known, because who the hell cares? All we know is that he uploaded furry drawings(using this lightly), is a fan of Sonic, and LOVES vore. He loves it so much, he frequently posts journals of requests for a vore rp. Nothing worth of importance happened until the ACR Saga, which occurred on February 24, 2017. It was duly noted that he's a mixture of Lordelthibar and mike-the-cat politically speaking, thus making him a perfect target for rape. He was seen very early trying to discredit the fucking weather channel due to their founder(and ex-CEO) being fired for questioning climate change. So he has a little Alex Jones in there as well, which is understandable as his "trusted" sources are consisted of the following:
- (Unbiased) BBC
And no folks, we're not joking either. He openly believes climate change is a fucking cult, and will deny any evidence suggesting otherwise. He also believes in other conspiracy theories such as pizzagate, are you surprised at this point anyways? Are you? If you think that's nothing, wait until you find out he thinks all Socialists are Nazis or SocDems, because National Socialism and Social Democracy has the word "Socialism". Despite National Socialists and SocDems are fucking Centrists, he'll frequently call them left wingers, regardless of the ideology's actual position on the spectrum. We all know IRL Midnight won't be able to fight a Socialist 1V1, due to being a major pussy, he's such a pussy that in fact he CENSORS the word pussy. No srsly, we're not even joking once again. He also considers ANY response more than 6 paragraphs as spam and will ignore the point made because "TL;DR faggot". AND THEN proceeds to write a 7 page essay on why Anarcho-Capitalism is NOT an oxymoron and why you're wrong and he's right. Thus either considering him a really good troll, or an Autist. Perhaps both if you read the following(Read if you want to lose your IQ points!):
Don't be surprised, since his JewTube content is pretty much the same, as shown here:
- Capitalism is srs bsns
The Epic B&
DeviantART user Kasaundra1 uploaded an epic maymay about how cancerous Midnight's post(notice the featured by owner highlight), which was so cancerous it caused your waifu to get cancer. Midnight got uber butthurt over that and proceeded to start a flamewar in the comment section, to which people just scrolled by and rolled their eyes at his pathetic attempts to socialize. However unfortunately for him, the wrong person came in and saw that post. That exceptional individual would be known as Mocha, who Midnight will proceed to hate for the rest of his life. Mocha proceeded to his profile and began to start an epic debate in which will spark the great war between the two, mostly because Midnight was uber salty over the DMCA. In which 7 responses in(where he also brought out his fake diploma), Midnight proceeded to block Mocha and declare victory but alas, it was premature... As the second he uploaded a status declaring his new rule where each passerby must follow, the troll ridiculed him for being a general pussy and not to mention being Autistic enough to lie about what happened between the two. Midnight getting her panties into a bigger twist than from the wedgie he got from his high school bully, he proceeded to make a HUGE journal on how Mocha was a 'disgusting, dishonest little cunt'. Memorable quotes resulted from this, such as:
—Zack | ||
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It also seems like that journal wasn't enough damage control, because he then proceeded to re-upload Mocha's art and used MSPaint to re-paste bits of Mocha's bio and claimed it a "parody". Mocha seeing this, proceeded to send in a copyright strike on his ass, to which he proceeded to have a bitch fit over.
—Zack | ||
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This resulted in....
Aftermath Responses
After the great Midnight war, many TARTlets were pleased to see this colostomy bag was b& forever. Then all of a sudden, a video by hi was uploaded ridiculing Mocha for doing the right thing, unfortunately the video was taken down, so enjoy this summary(incoming walltext):
—ACR | ||
- Parody video that he hates
Facts
- He loves cock
- He voted for Hillary Clinton
- He's secretly a leftist
- He never finished high school
- He has Autism
See Also
- Egomaniac-monster(Troll's ED article)
Social Media
- Zackaube(Current Deviantart)
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