Lena Dunham

A symbol of "Body Acceptance"

Lena Dunham^✡ aka Lena Dunhamplanet is a Feminazi, hack writer and literal child molester famous for shitting out a show about women being vapid whores. Go figure. In addition to being an all-around revolting hambeast. Now usually when a fat woman is so revolting she doesn't take care of those nasty barnacles growing in her fat flabs, other women look away. But when it is a rich fat Jewish celebrity, she can afford TV shows that present her unkempt appearance as body acceptance, despite the fact that she photo-shopped the shit out of herself in all of the photo shoots she does. This obvious contradiction seems to have been lost on her plump fan base of Cultural Marxist shut ins with body issues. It is lost on them because watching 300 pounds of Dunham consume cake naked or fuck random dudes because she can feel good about it afterwards ([LIKE THE CISHET WHITE MALE OPPRESSORS (like her father) DO!]).

Lena recently got into some hot water (not literally, I doubt she bathes) when she opened up to her understanding fans about her incestuous sexual abuse of her little sister in her own fucking autobiography. When people caller her out on raping her little sister she responded by crying for feminism to protect her. Tumblr feminists soon came to her aid, defending pedophilia, but this did little to save her career.

A symbol of "Body Acceptance"

Not Pedophilia

“	“Do we all have uteruses?” I asked my mother when I was seven. “Yes,” she told me. “We’re born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren’t ready to make babies until we’re older.” I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte’s Web, and her uterus, the size of a thimble. “Does her vagina look like mine?” “I guess so,” my mother said. “Just smaller.” One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked. My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!” My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just got on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.	„

“	As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a “motorcycle chick.” Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just “relax on me.” Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying.	„

“	I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me around 5:00 P.M. every day whether she could sleep with me. I put on a big show of saying no, taking pleasure in watching her beg and sulk, but eventually I always relented. Her sticky, muscly little body thrashed beside me every night as I read Anne Sexton, watched reruns of SNL, sometimes even as I slipped my hand into my underwear to figure some stuff out.	„

Lena and how to damage control

Instead of attempting to salvage what little reputation she had before and admit molesting your 6 year old sister is, in fact, fucked up or at the very fucking least that the material was probably too explicit to put in her book she took the exact opposite route and, in true social justice warrior fashion, proceeded to lash out against any critics and claim she was the victim of persecution.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

OMG THEY'RE USING WORDS I SAID AGAINST ME. IT'S A RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY!

Lena's tries to play the victim card (by being a slut)

After horrible unjust slander by the misogynist and thin privileged society around her, Lena remembered that, somewhere in her book, she documented a time she was raped! As a prestigious Buzzfeed contributor and daughter of an affluent family, both Jezebel and Buzzfeed decided to shill for their Gawker mascot.

In this horrible tale of being almost raped, Lena explains that she went to a party and proceeded to stuff her fat fucking face with alcohol, xanax, and cocaine. She then decided to stuff it with cock from a prominent republican with a radio show, named Barry. Admittedly she ignored a friend who asked if she might regret this, as she followed "Barry" home for some not sex (she was probably trying to get a job). Lena explains that due to the presence of alcohol in her body, the sex was most certainly rape and she now can say "me too" to real rape victims. She makes it clear that a woman is simply unable to escape a sexual proposal under the influence of alcohol, drugs, and 3rd wave feminism, thus yes means no. The horrible man then proceeded to have consensual sex with this poor drunk sea cow, who was suddenly raped when the condom fell off. These details launched a cultural marxist lynch mob, who found and harassed the "rapist", being the only possible prominent college radio republican named Barry that could have coincided with her timeline in Oberlin college and physical description of her "rapist".

In her buzzfeed interview, Lena was quick to clarify that "Barry" was a pseudonym and thus removing our fat cow from the legal shit show of actually having to prove this Chinese assembled rape victim card.

Her shitty show about being a privileged white girl

A fascinating show about Lena and her upper/middle class friends laughing about their shoehorned social justice politics, luxurious eating habits, shopping habits, and revolting sex life. Lena uses this show to advance her social justice rhetoric against bland mary sue caricatures with strawman arguments. The show is ripe with situtions for Lena to rave against men's rights (as if divorce courts are perfectly fair to men), poorly strawmanned conservative political opinions, racist depictions of latina women, and no mention of actual political problems like in a 3rd world country.

See also

• Almost raped - Lena made up an imaginary Republican who attempted to rape her in college in a cheap attempt to claim to have emotional baggage.
• Rape culture - the theory that prevailing misogyny is the reason that real rapes don't get reported, rather than it being hoaxers like Lena who make real victims afraid of being disbelieved
• Feminism - What she tries so hard to be the voice of.
• Lesbian pedophilia
• HBO - Where her shitty show airs on.
• Jeff Dunham - No relation, though equally as talentless.

External Links

• Impending lolsuit

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