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{{quote|If they're animated its not illegal you fucking idiot.|Nick Brink the [[Internet lawyer|lawyer]] discussing animated [[Child Porn|kiddie porn]].}} | {{quote|If they're animated its not illegal you fucking idiot.|Nick Brink the [[Internet lawyer|lawyer]] discussing animated [[Child Porn|kiddie porn]].}} | ||
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anderson Lee Aldrich'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Lolicon]], [[Omar Mateen|gay bar shooter]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 19 injured}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Loser|Fuck no]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|[[Butthurt|Online bullying]]}} | |||
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[[Image:NickBrink2.jpg|thumb|right|160px|Too much [[Swag|swag]].]] | [[Image:NickBrink2.jpg|thumb|right|160px|Too much [[Swag|swag]].]] | ||
[[Image:NickBrink_GoingToJapan.png|thumb|right|300px|$240 out of $5000 raised from this failure of a fundraiser. His family and friends love him.]] | [[Image:NickBrink_GoingToJapan.png|thumb|right|300px|$240 out of $5000 raised from this failure of a fundraiser. His family and friends love him.]] | ||
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Due to being molested by his both his [[Orgy|mother and father]], he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this [[Fatass|balloon]] from deflating. This all changed when [[Last Thursday|last thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear! | Due to being molested by his both his [[Orgy|mother and father]], he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this [[Fatass|balloon]] from deflating. This all changed when [[Last Thursday|last thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear! | ||
=== Aliases | == [[Kill the Faggot]]: 2022 Edition == | ||
In November 2022, Aldrich went to a [[Colorado]] [[Hell|LGBT Nightclub]] and decided to do God's work for him. Tired of waiting for [[AIDS]] to do its job, Aldrich killed 2 people and 3 subhuman [[faggots]] and injured 19 others. Similarly to the gays in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT [[An hero|kill himself]], although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few [[headshot|headshots]]. | |||
Aldrich did manage to waddle home after the shooting, and might have had enough time to flee the country if he wasn't so fat and slow, but instead the fat blob made a "threatening" video where he dared the police to come and arrest him. Maybe it's all part of his genius plan, as he's now in custody and awaiting trial for five counts of first degree murder. | |||
== Aliases == | |||
* Aync | * Aync | ||
* Joclings | * Joclings | ||
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== YouTube == | == YouTube == | ||
Before trying his best at [[Remove Kebab|removing some faggots]], like all [[13-year-old boy|prepubescent boys]], Nick Brink made horrible videos and uploaded them to [[YouTube|YouTube]] in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself. | |||
<center><youtube>vUK5X1DbiuI</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>vUK5X1DbiuI</youtube></center> | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
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* [[Lolicon]] | * [[Lolicon]] | ||
== External links == | |||
*{{EDF|thread|gay-retarded-incel-who-shot-up-gay-club-confirmed-to-have-had-an-ed-article.5165|EDF thread}} | |||
*{{ytuser|TheAzzbackward|nick brink}} - YouTube channel. Only surviving public video is a [[GoAnimate]] video of an [[Azn]] fag getting [[rape]]d. | |||
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{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
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{{timeline|Article of the Now November 24 & 25, [[2022]]|[[AI artwork]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Alex Jones]]}} | |||
[[Category:People|Lee, Anderson Aldrich]] | |||
Revision as of 19:32, 22 November 2022
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—Nick Brink the lawyer discussing animated kiddie porn. | ||
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| Anderson Lee Aldrich | |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Lolicon, gay bar shooter |
| Highscore | 5 killed, 19 injured |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive(s) | Online bullying |
Anderson Lee Aldrich a.k.a. Joclings (Deadname: Nick Brink) is a l33t hax0r, pedophile and fag killer from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums, if you so much as glanced in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he wasn't hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you could find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?
Due to being molested by his both his mother and father, he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this balloon from deflating. This all changed when last thursday he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear!
Kill the Faggot: 2022 Edition
In November 2022, Aldrich went to a Colorado LGBT Nightclub and decided to do God's work for him. Tired of waiting for AIDS to do its job, Aldrich killed 2 people and 3 subhuman faggots and injured 19 others. Similarly to the gays in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT kill himself, although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few headshots.
Aldrich did manage to waddle home after the shooting, and might have had enough time to flee the country if he wasn't so fat and slow, but instead the fat blob made a "threatening" video where he dared the police to come and arrest him. Maybe it's all part of his genius plan, as he's now in custody and awaiting trial for five counts of first degree murder.
Aliases
- Aync
- Joclings
- Noclings
- Modnick
- TheAzzbackward
- howtoodothings
Words of wisdom
Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of wisdom.
—Sec swatting you | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
YouTube
Before trying his best at removing some faggots, like all prepubescent boys, Nick Brink made horrible videos and uploaded them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself.
See also
External links
EDF thread
nick brink - YouTube channel. Only surviving public video is a GoAnimate video of an Azn fag getting raped.
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