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'''Anderson Lee Aldrich''' a.k.a. '''Joclings''' ([[Deadname]]: '''Nicholas | '''Anderson Lee Aldrich''' a.k.a. '''Joclings''' ([[Deadname]]: '''Nicholas Franklin Brink''') is a [[1337|l33t]] [[Hacker|hax0r]], [[Pedophile|pedophile]] and [[High Score|fag killer]] from [[Texas|Texas]] that graduated from [[CSIII|CSIII]] at the top of his class and weighs well [[Over 9000|over 9000]] kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on [[4chan|child porn sites]] and gaming forums, if you so much as glanced in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his [[Whale|fat]] and tell you all about his [[Fail|success]] on the internet. When he wasn't [[Sex|hunting for kids]] to lure into his [[Pedophile|sexual fantasies]], you could find him indulging in [[Anime|worthless Chinese cartoons]]. Like all [[Weeaboo|intellectual individuals]], he's tried to take a trip to the [[Japan|holy land]] so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an [[Antisocial|antisocial]] [[Loser|loser]] to [[North Korea|best country]] where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up [[Trap|women]]? | ||
Due to being molested by his both his [[Orgy|mother and father]], he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this [[Fatass|balloon]] from deflating. This all changed when [[Last Thursday|last thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear! | Due to being molested by his both his [[Orgy|mother and father]], he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this [[Fatass|balloon]] from deflating. This all changed when [[Last Thursday|last thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear! | ||
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—Nick Brink the lawyer discussing animated kiddie porn. | ||
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| Anderson Lee Aldrich | |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Lolicon, gay bar shooter |
| Highscore | 5 killed, 19 injured |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive(s) | Online bullying |
Anderson Lee Aldrich a.k.a. Joclings (Deadname: Nicholas Franklin Brink) is a l33t hax0r, pedophile and fag killer from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums, if you so much as glanced in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he wasn't hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you could find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?
Due to being molested by his both his mother and father, he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this balloon from deflating. This all changed when last thursday he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear!
Kill the Faggot: 2022 Edition
In November 2022, Aldrich, clad in body armor entered a Colorado LGBT Nightclub to do some of God's work. As it is ineffective to wait around for AIDS or monkeypox to do it for him, he opened fire killing three subhuman faggots, two other people and injured 19 others. Similarly to the gays in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT kill himself, although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few headshots. As he was getting ready to begin double-tapping his victims to ensure a higher score, he was rushed by an old war veteran and a drag queen and ended up pinned to the ground, beaten and stomped on with tranny high heels. The unusual duo were able to keep him subdued until police arrived with the partyvan, although much of the heroic deed should be attributed to Andy's own 300-pound carcass weighing him down.
| Kill count: | 5/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 4/20 19 injured. |
| Style: | 10/20 Did some damage but got rekt by a tranny and an old man. |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Targeted fags for extra butthurt. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Created more lulz for his dead article. |
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Aliases
- Aync
- Joclings
- Noclings
- Modnick
- TheAzzbackward
- howtoodothings
Words of wisdom
Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of wisdom.
—Sec swatting you | ||
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YouTube
Before trying his best at removing some faggots, like all prepubescent boys, Nick Brink made horrible videos and uploaded them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself.
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That's a face only a mother could love. Too bad she's gone now. -
Too much swag. -
$240 out of $5000 raised from this failure of a fundraiser. His family and friends love him. -
His amazing skills. -
WTF HAX.
See also
External links
EDF thread
nick brink - YouTube channel. Only surviving public video is a GoAnimate video of an Azn fag getting raped. 
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