Anderson Lee Aldrich

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	“	If they're animated its not illegal you fucking idiot.	„
	—Nick Brink the lawyer discussing animated kiddie porn.

Anderson Lee Aldrich
Nationality	Americunt
Occupation	Lolicon, gay bar shooter
Highscore	5 killed, 19 injured
Top 50?	Fuck no
An Hero?	No
Motive(s)	Online bullying

Anderson Lee Aldrich (Deadname: Nicholas Franklin Brink) is a 24-year-old l33t hax0r, pedophile and fag killer from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums, if you so much as glanced in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he wasn't hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you could find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?

Due to being molested by his both his mother and father, he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this balloon from deflating. This all changed when last thursday he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear!

Life before Anderson

Nick was born on May 26, 2000 to parents Aaron Brink and Laura Voepel. By all accounts, Nick's home life was shitty, but the lore of his parents could rival the lore of Chris-chan. Meet them below:

Aaron Brink

Aaron Brink (born November 12, 1974), is the 50-year-old father of Nicholas Brink, a bastard child of his. A former MMA fighter, he also had a brief porn career under the stage name Dick Delaware. Aaron had also made appearances on Intervention and Divorce Court. Aaron left shortly after Nick was born, so he didn't stick around to see what Nick would become.

Aaron only had two films in his porn career: A XXX Spider Man parody, and his porn debut, the aptly-named "Cum Drippers 4"

Laura Voepel

Laura Voepel was the woman tasked with raising Brink. And by all accounts, she failed miserably at doing so. She had a sordid past of her own, being arrested multiple times for crimes such as arson, public intoxication, and speeding. She had multiple warrants for her arrest out of Texas and California for failing to appear for these crimes. She spent most of her time going on Facebook and complaining about her son, and trying to get him mental help.

Notable, Laura is the daughter of a Republican politician by the name of Randy Voepel (thus making Nick Randy's grandson). Randy had once called January 6th the second coming of Lexington & Concord.

YouTube

Before trying his best at removing some faggots, like all prepubescent boys, Brink made horrible videos and uploaded them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Sadly, due to Aldrich's recent fruit-shooting, his channel has been deleted. But don't worry, we archived the one surviving video (the other one was deleted well before the shooting) that was embedded on this page:

Life as Anderson

Anderson wearing body armor and freaking out shortly before getting arrested in 2021.

With parents being complete shitbags it's no wonder that in 2016, Nicholas Brink changed his name to Anderson Lee Aldrich, as a response to this very article being written, along with ensuring his father's degenerate past wouldn't come to effect him, not that it would matter since Aldrich would fuck his life up all on his own.

Aldrich's life was pretty uneventful from 2016-2021, mostly consisting of hopping around California and Colorado (presumably so his mom wouldn't get v&). That all changed on June 18th, 2021. After living on the run with his mom, his grandparents made a proposition: move to Florida with them. He promptly denied, and did what any rational person would do: threaten to blow up his mom with a bomb. Obviously, this didn't go very well for them, so SWAT was called, with Anderson eventually surrendering after a standoff.

Now, knowing this, how did Aldrich get the guns he used in the shooting? Well, all the charges were dropped by the DA, so he wasn't a felon. Yes, you heard that correctly, he was charged with 5 felonies, and they were all dropped. Whoops.

Kill the Faggot: 2022 Edition

The scene shortly before Andy's entry

In November 2022, Aldrich, clad in body armor entered a Colorado LGBT Nightclub to do some of God's work. As it is ineffective to wait around for AIDS or monkeypox to do it for him, he opened fire killing three subhuman faggots, two other people and injured 19 others. Similarly to the gays in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT kill himself, although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few headshots. As he was getting ready to begin double-tapping his victims to ensure a higher score, he was rushed by an old war veteran and a drag queen and ended up pinned to the ground, beaten and stomped on with tranny high heels. The unusual duo were able to keep him subdued until police arrived with the partyvan, although much of the heroic deed should be attributed to Aldrich's own 300-pound carcass weighing him down.

Graded Score
Kill count:	5/20
Accuracy:	4/20 19 injured.
Style:	10/20 Did some damage but got rekt by a tranny and an old man.
Butthurt:	15/20 Targeted fags for extra butthurt.
Bonus:	10/20 Created more lulz for his dead article.
Total Score: 54/100 (F)

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Guardian Tranny

After the shooting, plenty of talentless 'journalists' started attributing motivations to Aldrich's killing, ignoring his obvious brain-damage and hatred/jealousy of faggots, they instead blamed "internet bullying" and a vague "harassment website" as being the cause. Without daring to name us outright, some of these hack writers started to blame Encyclopædia Dramatica.

	“	Aldrich also appeared to be the target of online bullying during their teenage years. A webpage created in 2015 lobs a series of profane insults and accusations at Nick Brink and their family, mentioning their grandparents by name. The website has been updated since the shooting with more bigoted language and insults, according to its archived history.	„
	—Wow! Look, we're on the news!

Aliases

• Aync
• Joclings
• Noclings
• Modnick
• TheAzzbackward
• howtoodothings

Words of wisdom

Aldrich is nothing but a fountain of wisdom. When this page was first created, he thought he could gaslight people into believing they had the wrong info, and threatened to sue, dox, DDOS and hack the website; these hand-picked quotes prove those threats were very effective, clearly someone as intelligent and cunning as Aldrich, is capable of almost anything he sets his mind to. By the end, Aldrich just resorted to threats and insults, so maybe he decided to spare us from his brutal technological power.

	“	I want to cut your neck.	„
	—Sec swatting you

	“	Im not a fucking pedophile	„
	—Nick Brink in denial.

	“	Did you know that mullvad keeps logs?	„
	—Who wouldn't trust this master hacker?

	“	found your tor exit	„
	—DDoS coming!

	“	89.105.194.69	„
	—Someone's going to get rooted!

	“	says the guy that uses public vpn + tor	„
	—Nick Brink the CSIII graduate.

	“	"Hai guys this is a great VPN I use "CyberGhost VPN" Here Is A Tutorial!"	„
	—Master doxing skills.

	“	Do you know what the black hand is	„
	—He has connections.

	“	btw ive been feeding you fake info	„
	—Nick Brink the undoxable.

	“	lolwat my name isn't even nick lmfao	„
	—He's delusional, Jim.

	“	Alright. Now that you've tried finding accurate information on me but failing, its my turn	„
	—Nick Brink, the hacker on steriods realizing he has an ED page.

	“	I need the ed removed, and then we can move on with our lives. Can you please try?	„
	—My real name and pictures are on there

	“	I have money bro i can even pay before hand ive even apologized for everything	„
	—Help me!!!1!111!

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Gallery

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  That's a face only a mother could love. Too bad she's gone now.
• 
  Too much swag.
• 
  $240 out of $5000 raised from this failure of a fundraiser. His family and friends love him.
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  His amazing skills.
• 
  WTF HAX.

See also

• Anders
• Randy Stair
• Fat
• Smelly
• Lolicon

External links

• EDF thread
• nick brink Deleted by YouTube!!! (archive)

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