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'''Timothy Hendron''' was some [[Old people|51-year-old]] fucker who | '''Timothy Gerard Hendron''' was some [[Old people|51-year-old]] fucker who was unhappy with his [[shit]] job at some power plant and decided he was gonna [[Going postal|go postal]]. | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[Before the internets| | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 2, [[Before the internets|1958]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 7, 2010 (aged 51)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 7, [[2010]] (aged 51)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
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ABB Plant Shootings is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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Timothy Gerard Hendron was some 51-year-old fucker who was unhappy with his shit job at some power plant and decided he was gonna go postal.
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| Born | August 2, 1958 |
| Died | January 7, 2010 (aged 51) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 3, injured 5 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Idklol |
Background
Once again, another shooter with little to jackshit information on him but we will still make this article for teh lulz. Timothy Hendron, a resident of Webster Groves, St. Louis Missouri, had worked at the ABB power plant for more than 30 years. Co-workers said he was quiet, and kept to himself. However, 20 years before the shootings, he was demoted from his supervisor position probably because he was too fucking incompetent to do his job. Co-workers also said he was increasingly becoming unhappy with his job at ABB. He went as far as to get a lawyer and was also part of a class action lawsuit against the company for pension fees.
Shooting
At around 6:30 A.M, on January 7th 2010, ol' Timmy arrived at the ABB plant to embark on a quest to get the high score. He first started shooting in the parking lot after getting out of his car, killing 2 people before moving into the factory and continued shooting. When moving around the complex he fired shit all over the place, wasting a shitload of ammo at either his victims or at absolute nothing. He only managed to kill 1 more fag, while injuring 5 others.
During the shooting, an employee retreated to his car to retrieve his gun, and then went back inside to fire at Timmy who was moving towards a group of co-workers hiding in a break room. Timmy wasn't hit, and returned fire. Neither Timothy or the employee were hit which makes you wonder what kind of firearm training citizens in the shithole known as St. Louis have. After some roaming around the complex, Ol' Timmy decided he would never get the high score with his shit aim and just went into an office and an heroed in a chair. He fired a total of 112 rounds including the bullet that killed him, meaning for every 14 shots fired, 1 person was shot, showing us that even with fuckloads of ammo can some people still fail at getting a decent K/D ratio because aim means everything.
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Aftermath
Well, it turns out the employee who open fired at Tim was suspended for bringing the firearm on company property... WOW TOP FUCKING KEK! this just proves that people who think more guns will stop moar shootings are WRONG! Besides from that, the CEO of ABB issued a statement expressing his condolences like every does for every other fucking mass shooting, but also besides that, NOTHING was done about gun laws! Well, then again, it doesn't matter really because this shooting only shocked the city of St. Louis and was completely ignored elsewhere on the news in the country. Also 5 years later a lawsuit was filled towards ABB by victims families but who gives a fuck.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 5 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 4/20 Spammed shit like a faggot. |
| Style: | 5/20 Generic workplace shooting. |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Only the city was butthurt, no one else cared. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Going postal |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Gallery
See also
- 2010
- Baby Boomers
- Crimes
- High Score
- Jewnited States of Americunts
- Job
- Mass Murder
- Mass Shooting
- Missouri
- Murder
- Old people
- Orlando Harris - Fellow St. Louis mass shooter.
- Payton Gendron - Basically the same last name.
- St. Louis
External links
| ABB Plant Shootings is part of a series on Dying Alone
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |