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At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing. <br /> | At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing people who would definitely not be shitholes. <br /> | ||
Alex shouted his best | Alex shouted his best | ||
{{quote|Allahu akbar}} | {{quote|Allahu akbar}} | ||
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| Alexandre Bissonnette | |
| Born | December 1, 1989 (34 years old) |
| Nationality: | Canuck 
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| Occupation | Chess grandmaster |
| Highscore | Killed 6, injured 19 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| Top 50? | Lol no |
| An Hero? | No, turned himself in to the police and said, "Sorry, eh." |
Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity, a hero of the white race named Alexandre Bissonnette (alias: Heinrich Potter) entered the Islamic Cultural Centre of Quebec City, performed wuḍūʾ (الوضوء), and shot up the sandniggers. Since he killed his enemies, they won.
The shooting
At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing people who would definitely not be shitholes.
Alex shouted his best
—Witness to the religion of peace | ||
Members Of The Mosque
- Mohammed Oudghiri who has lived in Quebec for 42 years is "very worried" and thinking of moving back to Morocco.
Pig's Head
Some time during 2015 a pig's head was left for the mudslimes during Ramadan, so the poor souls would not starve. It was a kind gift, but the ungrateful fucks declined it. Alongside the thoughtful gift a well-meaning and insightful leaflet was left for curious readers. It was entitled "What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide".
Daily Beast Reporting
If you needed even more reason to disregard Daily Beast as a legit news source, you have to look no further than their coverage of this. They were fooled by the 
fakest of fake twitter accounts, and actually believed that Davis Aurini and Matt Forney were behind the shooting.
Seems legit.Graded Score
| Kill count: | 6/20 (19 injured) |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 20% killrate, horrible |
| Style: | 5/20 Canadian rip-off |
| Butthurt: | 17/20 Canada levels of butthurt |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Less Muslims on Earth |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
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