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{{spoilers|THIS GUY HAD AN ED ARTICLE FOR YEARS AND SHOT UP A GAY BAR BECAUSE HE WAS [[Butthurt|TIRED]] OF ALL THE [[Trolling|"HARRASSMENT"]]}}
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{{quote|If they're animated its not illegal you fucking idiot.|Nick Brink the [[Internet lawyer|lawyer]] discussing animated [[Child Porn|kiddie porn]].}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anderson Lee Aldrich'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anderson Lee Aldrich'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 26, 2000 ({{age|2000|5|26}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Lolicon]], [[Omar Mateen|gay bar shooter]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Lolicon]], [[Omar Mateen|gay bar shooter]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 19 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 19 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Loser|Fuck no]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Loser|Fuck no]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|[[Butthurt|Online bullying]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|[[Butthurt|Online bullying]]}}
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'''Anderson Lee Aldrich''' ([[Deadname]]: '''Nicholas Franklin Brink''') is a {{age|2000|5|26}}-year-old [[1337|l33t]] [[Hacker|hax0r]], [[Pedophile|pedophile]] and [[High Score|fag killer]] from [[Texas]] that graduated from [[CSIII]] at the top of his class and weighs well [[Over 9000|over 9000]] kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on [[4chan|child porn sites]] and gaming forums, if you so much as glanced in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his [[Whale|fat]] and tell you all about his [[Fail|success]] on the internet. When he wasn't [[Sex|hunting for kids]] to lure into his [[Pedophile|sexual fantasies]], you could find him indulging in [[Anime|worthless Chinese cartoons]]. Like all [[Weeaboo|intellectual individuals]], he's tried to take a trip to the [[Japan|holy land]] so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an [[Antisocial|antisocial]] [[Loser|loser]] to [[North Korea|best country]] where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up [[Trap|women]]?
'''Anderson Lee Aldrich''' ([[Deadname]]: '''Nicholas Franklin Brink''') is a {{age|2000|5|26}}-year-old [[1337|l33t]] [[Hacker|hax0r]], [[Pedophile|pedophile]] and [[High Score|fag killer]] from [[Texas]] that graduated from [[CSIII]] at the top of his class and weighs well [[Over 9000|over 9000]] kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on [[4chan|child porn sites]] and gaming forums, if you tried to glance in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his [[Whale|fat]] and tell you all about his [[Fail|success]] on the internet. When he wasn't busy [[Sex|hunting for kids]] to lure into his [[Pedophile|sexual fantasies]], you could find him indulging in [[Anime|worthless Chinese cartoons]]. Like all [[Weeaboo|intellectual individuals]], he's tried to take a trip to the [[Japan|holy land]] so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an [[Antisocial|antisocial]] [[Loser|loser]] to [[North Korea|best country]] where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up [[Trap|women]]?
 
Due to being molested by both his [[Orgy|mother and father]], he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen—who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this [[Fatass|balloon]] from deflating. This all changed when [[Last Thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear! {{Killers}}
Due to being molested by his both his [[Orgy|mother and father]], he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this [[Fatass|balloon]] from deflating. This all changed when [[Last Thursday|last thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear!


==All in the Family==
==All in the Family==
Nick was born in May 26, 2000 to '''Aaron Brink''' and '''Laura Voepel'''. By all accounts, Nick's home life was shitty, but the lore of his parents could rival the lore of [[Chris-chan]]. Meet them below:


Nick was born on May 26, 2000 to parents '''Aaron Brink''' and '''Laura Voepel'''. By all accounts, Nick's home life was shitty, but the lore of his parents could rival the lore of [[Chris-chan]]. Meet them below:
===[[Wikipedia:Aaron Brink|Aaron Brink]]===
'''Aaron Brink''' (November 12, 1974 - May 27, 2023), was the 48-year-old father of Nicholas Brink, a bastard child of his. A former [[MMA]] fighter, he also had a brief [[porn]] career under the stage name '''Dick Delaware'''. He only had two films in his porn career: his porn debut ''Cum Drippers 4'', and an [[XXX]] [[60's Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] parody. He also made appearances on [https://play.aetv.com/shows/intervention/season-6/episode-8 Intervention] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib6JM5wW9EY Divorce Court]. Aaron left and became a [[meth]] head shortly after Nick was born, so he didn't stick around to see what he would become.


===Aaron Brink===
Upon learning of his son's shooting incident, he was worried his son was frequenting gay bars, but was "relieved" when he found out he was just a [[NO BINARIES|non-binary]]. Seemingly unphased by his son being a mass shooter, Aaron told the news he was a [[redneck|proud conservative]], which raises questions such as "why are you so proud of your porn career then?". He randomly died at the age of 48 in 2023. [[AIDs|The cause of death has never been revealed.]]
 
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'''Aaron Brink''' (born November 12, 1974), is the {{age|1974|11|12}}-year-old father of Nicholas Brink, a bastard child of his. A former [[MMA]] fighter, he also had a brief [[porn]] career under the stage name '''Dick Delaware'''. Aaron had also made appearances on [https://play.aetv.com/shows/intervention/season-6/episode-8 Intervention] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib6JM5wW9EY Divorce Court]. Aaron left shortly after Nick was born, so he didn't stick around to see what Nick would become.
 
Aaron only had two films in his porn career: A [[XXX]] [[60's Spider-Man|Spider Man]] parody, and his porn debut, the aptly-named "[[Cum]] Drippers 4"


===Laura Voepel===
===Laura Voepel===
'''Laura Voepel''' was the woman tasked with raising Brink. And by all accounts, she failed miserably at doing so. She had a sordid past of her own, being arrested multiple times for crimes such as [[arson]], [[Drunk|public intoxication]], and [[Sonic|speeding]]. She had multiple warrants for her arrest out of [[Texas]] and [[California]] for failing to appear for these crimes. She spent most of her time going on [[Facebook]] and complaining about her son, and trying to get him mental help.
'''Laura Voepel''' was the woman tasked with raising Brink. And by all accounts, she failed miserably at doing so. She had a sordid past of her own, being arrested multiple times for crimes such as [[arson]], [[Drunk|public intoxication]], and [[Sonic|speeding]]. She had multiple warrants for her arrest out of [[Texas]] and [[California]] for failing to appear for these crimes. She spent most of her time going on [[Facebook]] and complaining about her son, and trying to get him mental help.


Notable, Laura is the daughter of a [[Republican]] politician by the name of '''Randy Voepel''' (thus making Nick Randy's grandson). Randy had once called [[The Donald|January 6th]] the second coming of [https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/politics/story/2021-01-09/capitol-siege-san-diego-roots Lexington & Concord].
Notably, Laura is the daughter of a [[Republican]] politician by the name of '''[[Wikipedia: Randy Voepel|Randy Voepel]]''' (thus making Nick Brink his grandson). Randy had once called [[The Donald|January 6th]] the second coming of [https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/politics/story/2021-01-09/capitol-siege-san-diego-roots Lexington & Concord].


===YouTube===
==YouTube==
Before trying his best at [[Remove Kebab|removing some faggots]], like all [[13-year-old boy|prepubescent boys]], Brink made horrible videos and uploaded them to [[YouTube]] in a desperate claim to fame. Sadly, due to Aldrich's recent fruit-shooting, his channel has been deleted. But don't worry, we archived the one video that was embedded on this page:
When Nick was [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|12 years old]], like all [[13-year-old boy|prepubescent boys]], Brink made horrible videos and uploaded them to [[YouTube]] in a desperate claim to fame. Unfortunately, he deleted most of his videos sometime after this article was first created; and due to Aldrich's fruit-shooting, his channel was banhammered by YouTube. However, we managed to archive the only video on his channel that wasn't deleted:


[[File:Asian homosexual gets molested by floating piece of fuckle -vUK5X1DbiuI-.mp4|center|640px]]
[[File:Asian homosexual gets molested by floating piece of fuckle -vUK5X1DbiuI-.mp4|center|640px]]


==Life as Anderson==
==Name change and bomb threat==
[[File:Anderson arrest.mp4|thumb|Anderson wearing body armor and freaking out shortly before getting arrested in 2021.]]
With his parents being complete shitbags, it's no wonder that in 2016, Nicholas Brink changed his name to '''Anderson Lee Aldrich''' as a response to this very article being written. Nick also tried to ensure his father's degenerate past wouldn't come to affect him; not that it mattered since Aldrich fucked his life up all on his own.
With parents being complete shitbags it's no wonder that in 2016, Nicholas Brink changed his name to '''Anderson Lee Aldrich''', as a response to this very article being written, along with ensuring his father's degenerate past wouldn't come to effect him, not that it would matter since Aldrich would fuck his life up all on his own.


Aldrich's life was pretty uneventful from [[2016]]-[[2021]], mostly consisting of hopping around [[California]] and [[Colorado]] (presumably so his mom wouldn't get [[v&]]). That all changed on June 18th, 2021. After living on the run with his mom, his grandparents made a proposition: move to [[Florida]] with them. He promptly denied, and did what any rational person would do: [https://www.fox21news.com/top-stories/evacuation-orders-for-lorson-ranch-neighborhood/ threaten to blow up his mom with a bomb]. Obviously, this didn't go very well for them, so [[SWAT]] was called, with Anderson eventually surrendering after a standoff.
Aldrich's life was pretty uneventful from [[2016]]-[[2021]], mostly consisting of hopping around [[California]] and [[Colorado]] (presumably so his mom wouldn't get [[v&]]). That all changed on June 18th, 2021. After living on the run with his mom, his grandparents made a proposition: move to [[Florida]] with them. He promptly denied, and did what any rational person would do: [https://www.fox21news.com/top-stories/evacuation-orders-for-lorson-ranch-neighborhood/ threaten to blow up his mom with a bomb]. Obviously, this didn't go very well for them, so [[SWAT]] was called, with Anderson eventually surrendering after a standoff.


Now, knowing this, how did Aldrich get the guns he used in the shooting? Well, all the charges were [https://apnews.com/article/gun-violence-shootings-colorado-politics-springs-ee6fe797a50cfca1bccfcc051c588187 dropped] by the DA, so he wasn't a felon. Yes, you heard that correctly, he was charged with 5 felonies, and [[Fail|they were all dropped]]. Whoops.
Now, knowing this, how did Aldrich get the guns he used in the shooting? Well, all the charges were [https://apnews.com/article/gun-violence-shootings-colorado-politics-springs-ee6fe797a50cfca1bccfcc051c588187 dropped] by the DA, so he wasn't a felon. Yes, you heard that correctly, he was charged with 5 felonies, and [[Fail|they were all dropped]]. Whoops.
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==[[Kill the Faggot]]: 2022 Edition==
==[[Kill the Faggot]]: 2022 Edition==
[[File:GAYPULSE.png|thumb|[[Pulse Faggot|The scene shortly before Andy's entry]]]]
[[File:GAYPULSE.png|thumb|[[Pulse Faggot|The scene shortly before Andy's entry]]]]
In November 2022, Aldrich, clad in body armor entered a [[Colorado]] [[Hell|LGBT Nightclub]] to do some of [[God]]'s work. As it is ineffective to wait around for [[AIDS]] or [[monkeypox]] to do it for him, he opened fire killing three subhuman [[faggots]], two other people and injured 19 others. Similarly to the [[gays]] in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT [[An hero|kill himself]], although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few [[headshot|headshots]]. As he was getting ready to begin double-tapping his victims to ensure a higher score, he was rushed by an [[old]] war veteran and a [[drag queen]] and ended up [[BDSM|pinned to the ground, beaten and stomped on with tranny high heels]]. The unusual duo were able to keep him subdued until [[police]] arrived with the [[partyvan]], although much of the heroic deed should be attributed to Aldrich's own 300-pound carcass weighing him down.
[[File:Anderson rekt.jpeg|thumb|Anderson's mugshot after getting fucked up]]


After the shooting, plenty of talentless [[Failure|'journalists']] started attributing motivations to Aldrich's killing, ignoring his obvious brain damage and hatred/jealousy of faggots, they instead blamed "internet bullying" and a vague "harassment website" as being the cause. Without daring to name us outright, some of these hack writers started to blame [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]. Prepare for when your favorite wiki gets DDoSed to hell by trannies, just like the [[Kiwi Farms]].
In November 2022, Aldrich, clad in body armor, entered a [[Colorado]] [[Hell|gay nightclub]] to spread [[God]]'s [[God Hates Fags|message]]. As it is ineffective to wait around for [[AIDS]] or [[monkeypox]] to do it for him, he opened fire; killing three subhuman [[faggots]], two other people and injuring 19 others. Similarly to the [[gays]] in the bar, Aldrich was [[Stunning and Brave|stunning and brave]] in his decision to NOT [[An hero|kill himself]]; although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few [[headshot|headshots]]. As he was getting ready to begin double-tapping his victims to ensure a higher score, he was rushed by an [[old]] war veteran and a [[drag queen]] and ended up [[BDSM|pinned to the ground, beaten and stomped on with tranny high heels]]. The unusual duo were able to keep him subdued until [[police]] arrived with the [[partyvan]], although much of the heroic deed should be attributed to Aldrich's own 300-pound carcass weighing him down.
 
After the shooting, plenty of talentless [[Failure|'journalists']] started attributing motivations to Aldrich's killing. Ignoring his obvious brain damage and hatred/jealousy of faggots, they instead blamed "internet bullying" and a vague "harassment website" ([[Encyclopædia Dramatica|this very site]]) as being the cause. Prepare for the moment your favorite wiki gets DDoSed to hell by trannies, just like the [[Kiwi Farms]].


{{quote|Aldrich also appeared to be the target of online bullying during their teenage years. A webpage created in 2015 lobs a series of profane insults and accusations at Nick Brink and their family, mentioning their grandparents by name. The website has been updated since the shooting with more bigoted language and insults, according to its archived history.|[https://www.denverpost.com/2022/11/22/anderson-aldrich-nicholas-brink-club-q-suspect-name-change/ Wow! Look, we're on the news!]}}
{{quote|Aldrich also appeared to be the target of online bullying during their teenage years. A webpage created in 2015 lobs a series of profane insults and accusations at Nick Brink and their family, mentioning their grandparents by name. The website has been updated since the shooting with more bigoted language and insults, according to its archived history.|[https://www.denverpost.com/2022/11/22/anderson-aldrich-nicholas-brink-club-q-suspect-name-change/ Wow! Look, we're on the news!]}}


==Graded score==
{{clear}}
{{GradedScore|5| |4|19 injured.|10|Did some damage but got rekt by a [[tranny]] and an old man.|15|Targeted fags for extra butthurt.|10|Created more lulz for his dead article.|54|F|Shouldn't have been such a [[fatass]]}}
 
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Tactical Assault Tranny.png]]|Guardian Tranny}}
==Words of wisdom==
Aldrich is nothing but a fountain of [[Autism|wisdom]]. When this page was first created, he thought he could gaslight people into believing they had the wrong info, and threatened to [[Internet lawsuit|sue]], [[Docs|dox]], [[Denial of Service|DDOS]] and [[Hacker|hack the website]]; these hand-picked quotes prove those threats were very effective, clearly someone as intelligent and cunning as Aldrich, is capable of almost anything he sets his mind to. By the end, Aldrich just resorted to threats and insults, so maybe he decided to spare us from his brutal technological power.
 
{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|If they're animated its not illegal you fucking idiot.|Nick Brink the [[Internet lawyer|lawyer]], discussing animated [[Child Porn|kiddie porn]]
|I want to cut your neck.''|Sec [[SWATting|swatting]] you
|Im not a fucking pedophile|Nick Brink in denial
|Did you know that mullvad keeps logs?''|Who wouldn't trust this [[Skid|master hacker]]?
|found your tor exit''|[[DDoS|DDoS]] coming!
|89.105.194.69''|Someone's going to get rooted!
|says the guy that uses public vpn + tor''|Nick Brink the [[CSIII|CSIII]] [[Failure|graduate]]
|"Hai guys this is a great VPN I use "CyberGhost VPN" Here Is A Tutorial!"''|Master [[Skid|doxing skills]]
|Do you know what the black hand is''|He has connections.
|btw ive been feeding you fake info''|Nick Brink the undoxable
|lolwat<br>my name isn't even nick lmfao''|He's [[Ass_Burgers|delusional]], Jim.
|Alright. Now that you've tried finding accurate information on me but failing, its my turn|Nick Brink the [[Anonymous|hacker on steroids]], realizing he has an ED page
|I need the ed removed, and then we can move on with our lives. Can you please try?|Moar butthurt
|My real name and pictures are on there|Yet moar butthurt
|I have money bro i can even pay before hand ive even apologized for everything|Help me!!!1!111!
}}


==Known aliases==
==Known aliases==
Here's a list of his known aliases from before the shooting. Some of them are from when this page was first created back in 2015:
Here's a list of his known aliases from before the shooting. Most of these are from when this page was first created back in 2015:
* Aync
* Aync
* Joclings
* Joclings
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* howtoodothings
* howtoodothings


==Words of wisdom==
==Graded score==
Aldrich is nothing but a fountain of [[Bullshit|wisdom]]. When this page was first created, he thought he could gaslight people into believing they had the wrong info, and threatened to [[Internet lawsuit|sue]], [[Docs|dox]], [[Denial of Service|DDOS]] and [[Hacker|hack the website]]; these hand-picked quotes prove those threats were very effective, clearly someone as intelligent and cunning as Aldrich, is capable of almost anything he sets his mind to. By the end, Aldrich just resorted to threats and insults, so maybe he decided to spare us from his brutal technological power.
{{GradedScore|5|19 injured|4|20.8% kill-to-injury ratio|10|Did some damage but got rekt by a [[tranny]] and an old man|15|Targeted fags for extra butthurt|10|Created more lulz for his dead article|54|D|Shouldn't have been such a [[fatass]]}}
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Tactical Assault Tranny.png]]|Guardian Tranny}}
{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|''I want to cut your neck.''
|''Sec [[SWATting|swatting]] you''
|''Im not a fucking pedophile|Nick Brink in denial.''
|''Did you know that mullvad keeps logs?''|Who wouldn't trust this [[Skid|master hacker]]?
|''found your tor exit''|[[DDoS|DDoS]] coming!
|''89.105.194.69''|Someone's going to get rooted!
|''says the guy that uses public vpn + tor''|Nick Brink the [[CSIII|CSIII]] [[Failure|graduate]].
|''"Hai guys this is a great VPN I use "CyberGhost VPN" Here Is A Tutorial!"''|Master [[Skid|doxing skills]].
|''Do you know what the black hand is''|He has connections.
|''btw ive been feeding you fake info''|Nick Brink the undoxable.
|''lolwat<br>my name isn't even nick lmfao''|He's [[Ass_Burgers|delusional]], Jim.
|''Alright. Now that you've tried finding accurate information on me but failing, its my turn''|Nick Brink, [[Anonymous|the hacker on steriods]] realizing he has an ED page.
|''I need the ed removed, and then we can move on with our lives. Can you please try?''
|''My real name and pictures are on there''
|''I have money bro i can even pay before hand ive even apologized for everything''|Help me!!!1!111!}}
<br>


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:NickBrink.jpg|That's a face only a [[Your mom|mother]] could love. [[Shit no one cares about|Too bad she's gone now]].
Image:NickBrink.jpg|That's a face only a [[Your mom|mother]] could love. [[Shit no one cares about|Too bad she's gone now]].
Image:NickBrink2.jpg|Too much [[Swag|swag]].
Image:NickBrink2.jpg|Too much [[Swag|swag]].
Image:Anderson Lee Aldrich.png
Image:NickBrink_GoingToJapan.png|$240 out of $5000 raised from this failure of a fundraiser. His family and friends love him.
Image:NickBrink_GoingToJapan.png|$240 out of $5000 raised from this failure of a fundraiser. His family and friends love him.
Image:NickBrinks_Hacker.png|His [[Retarded|amazing]] skills.
Image:NickBrinks_Hacker.png|His [[Retarded|amazing]] skills.
Image:NickBrink_LOLHACKED.jpg|WTF [[HAX]].
Image:NickBrink_LOLHACKED.jpg|WTF [[HAX]].
</gallery>
</gallery></center>


==See also==
==See also==
* [[Anders]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] - [[Bullshit|The REAL perpetrator of the massacre!!]]
* [[Randy Stair]]
* [[Fat]]
* [[Fat]]
* [[Le 56% face|Smelly]]
* [[Lolicon]]
* [[Lolicon]]
* [[Omar Mateen]] - Who he could have been if he wasn't a fatass
* [[Pedro J. Garcia]] - Similar faggot from Florida who also is into lolicon
* [[Pedophile]]
* [[Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome]]
* [[William Atchison]] - Another ED-related shooting


==External links==
==External links==
*{{EDF|thread|gay-retarded-incel-who-shot-up-gay-club-confirmed-to-have-had-an-ed-article.5165|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|thread|gay-retarded-incel-who-shot-up-gay-club-confirmed-to-have-had-an-ed-article.5165|EDF thread}}
* <s>{{ytuser|TheAzzbackward|nick brink}}</s> '''Deleted by YouTube!!!''' {{archive|v6mYC}}
*<s>{{yt|u|TheAzzbackward|nick brink}}</s> '''Deleted by YouTube!!!''' {{archive|v6mYC}}
**{{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAzzbackward|20120410195150|title=Archive from 2012}} - reveals that Nick deleted most of his videos
*[http://realtube.nl/ His website where he posted videos shortly before the shooting]
*[https://freespeechtube.ru/ A bootleg version of 4chan that he was running]
 


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Latest revision as of 22:06, 18 August 2024

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAD AN ED ARTICLE FOR YEARS AND SHOT UP A GAY BAR BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OF ALL THE "HARRASSMENT"!!!1

"Hecking cute and valid non-binary."
Anderson Lee Aldrich
Born May 26, 2000 (24 years old)
Nationality Americunt 
Occupation Lolicon, gay bar shooter
Highscore 5 killed, 19 injured
Top 50? Fuck no
Style FPS, single player
An Hero? No
Motive(s) Online bullying


Anderson Lee Aldrich (Deadname: Nicholas Franklin Brink) is a 24-year-old l33t hax0r, pedophile and fag killer from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums, if you tried to glance in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he wasn't busy hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you could find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?

Due to being molested by both his mother and father, he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen—who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this balloon from deflating. This all changed when Last Thursday he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear!

All in the Family

Nick was born in May 26, 2000 to Aaron Brink and Laura Voepel. By all accounts, Nick's home life was shitty, but the lore of his parents could rival the lore of Chris-chan. Meet them below:

Aaron Brink

Aaron Brink (November 12, 1974 - May 27, 2023), was the 48-year-old father of Nicholas Brink, a bastard child of his. A former MMA fighter, he also had a brief porn career under the stage name Dick Delaware. He only had two films in his porn career: his porn debut Cum Drippers 4, and an XXX Spider-Man parody. He also made appearances on Intervention and Divorce Court. Aaron left and became a meth head shortly after Nick was born, so he didn't stick around to see what he would become.

Upon learning of his son's shooting incident, he was worried his son was frequenting gay bars, but was "relieved" when he found out he was just a non-binary. Seemingly unphased by his son being a mass shooter, Aaron told the news he was a proud conservative, which raises questions such as "why are you so proud of your porn career then?". He randomly died at the age of 48 in 2023. The cause of death has never been revealed.

Laura Voepel

Laura Voepel was the woman tasked with raising Brink. And by all accounts, she failed miserably at doing so. She had a sordid past of her own, being arrested multiple times for crimes such as arson, public intoxication, and speeding. She had multiple warrants for her arrest out of Texas and California for failing to appear for these crimes. She spent most of her time going on Facebook and complaining about her son, and trying to get him mental help.

Notably, Laura is the daughter of a Republican politician by the name of Randy Voepel (thus making Nick Brink his grandson). Randy had once called January 6th the second coming of Lexington & Concord.

YouTube

When Nick was 12 years old, like all prepubescent boys, Brink made horrible videos and uploaded them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Unfortunately, he deleted most of his videos sometime after this article was first created; and due to Aldrich's fruit-shooting, his channel was banhammered by YouTube. However, we managed to archive the only video on his channel that wasn't deleted:

Name change and bomb threat

With his parents being complete shitbags, it's no wonder that in 2016, Nicholas Brink changed his name to Anderson Lee Aldrich as a response to this very article being written. Nick also tried to ensure his father's degenerate past wouldn't come to affect him; not that it mattered since Aldrich fucked his life up all on his own.

Aldrich's life was pretty uneventful from 2016-2021, mostly consisting of hopping around California and Colorado (presumably so his mom wouldn't get v&). That all changed on June 18th, 2021. After living on the run with his mom, his grandparents made a proposition: move to Florida with them. He promptly denied, and did what any rational person would do: threaten to blow up his mom with a bomb. Obviously, this didn't go very well for them, so SWAT was called, with Anderson eventually surrendering after a standoff.

Now, knowing this, how did Aldrich get the guns he used in the shooting? Well, all the charges were dropped by the DA, so he wasn't a felon. Yes, you heard that correctly, he was charged with 5 felonies, and they were all dropped. Whoops.


Anderson wearing body armor and freaking out shortly before getting arrested in 2021


His arrest


Anderson and his mom being harrassed by minorities

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Kill the Faggot: 2022 Edition

The scene shortly before Andy's entry
Anderson's mugshot after getting fucked up

In November 2022, Aldrich, clad in body armor, entered a Colorado gay nightclub to spread God's message. As it is ineffective to wait around for AIDS or monkeypox to do it for him, he opened fire; killing three subhuman faggots, two other people and injuring 19 others. Similarly to the gays in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT kill himself; although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few headshots. As he was getting ready to begin double-tapping his victims to ensure a higher score, he was rushed by an old war veteran and a drag queen and ended up pinned to the ground, beaten and stomped on with tranny high heels. The unusual duo were able to keep him subdued until police arrived with the partyvan, although much of the heroic deed should be attributed to Aldrich's own 300-pound carcass weighing him down.

After the shooting, plenty of talentless 'journalists' started attributing motivations to Aldrich's killing. Ignoring his obvious brain damage and hatred/jealousy of faggots, they instead blamed "internet bullying" and a vague "harassment website" (this very site) as being the cause. Prepare for the moment your favorite wiki gets DDoSed to hell by trannies, just like the Kiwi Farms.

   
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Aldrich also appeared to be the target of online bullying during their teenage years. A webpage created in 2015 lobs a series of profane insults and accusations at Nick Brink and their family, mentioning their grandparents by name. The website has been updated since the shooting with more bigoted language and insults, according to its archived history.
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—Wow! Look, we're on the news!

Words of wisdom

Aldrich is nothing but a fountain of wisdom. When this page was first created, he thought he could gaslight people into believing they had the wrong info, and threatened to sue, dox, DDOS and hack the website; these hand-picked quotes prove those threats were very effective, clearly someone as intelligent and cunning as Aldrich, is capable of almost anything he sets his mind to. By the end, Aldrich just resorted to threats and insults, so maybe he decided to spare us from his brutal technological power.

   
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If they're animated its not illegal you fucking idiot.
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—Nick Brink the lawyer, discussing animated kiddie porn

   
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I want to cut your neck.
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—Sec swatting you

   
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Im not a fucking pedophile
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—Nick Brink in denial

   
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Did you know that mullvad keeps logs?
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—Who wouldn't trust this master hacker?

   
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found your tor exit
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—DDoS coming!

   
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89.105.194.69
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—Someone's going to get rooted!

   
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says the guy that uses public vpn + tor
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—Nick Brink the CSIII graduate

   
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"Hai guys this is a great VPN I use "CyberGhost VPN" Here Is A Tutorial!"
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—Master doxing skills

   
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Do you know what the black hand is
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—He has connections.

   
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btw ive been feeding you fake info
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—Nick Brink the undoxable

   
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lolwat
my name isn't even nick lmfao
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—He's delusional, Jim.

   
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Alright. Now that you've tried finding accurate information on me but failing, its my turn
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—Nick Brink the hacker on steroids, realizing he has an ED page

   
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I need the ed removed, and then we can move on with our lives. Can you please try?
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—Moar butthurt

   
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My real name and pictures are on there
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—Yet moar butthurt

   
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I have money bro i can even pay before hand ive even apologized for everything
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—Help me!!!1!111!

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Known aliases

Here's a list of his known aliases from before the shooting. Most of these are from when this page was first created back in 2015:

Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20 19 injured
Accuracy: 4/20 20.8% kill-to-injury ratio
Style: 10/20 Did some damage but got rekt by a tranny and an old man
Butthurt: 15/20 Targeted fags for extra butthurt
Bonus: 10/20 Created more lulz for his dead article
Total Score: 54/100 (D)
Shouldn't have been such a fatass
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