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Latest revision as of 11:01, 12 December 2020
KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID! This article is TL;DR. You can help by editing this page and removing the large blocks of boring text. |
If you dont read this article you're a FAGGOT!!!!!
This article needs a serious clean up
Somebody should do something about it. |
CLEAN UP IN PROGRESS
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This race needs a serious clean up
Somebody should do something about it. |
HyperJive has no Internets connection ED articles need internets relation, and it's not hard to do. You can help by adding more info on websites/trolling about this topic and lulz/drama pertaining to them or this page could be deleted at any time. For help, see this and this
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HyperJive received an automatic death sentence.
The account HyperJive matches a profile identified by qualified Interwiki Protectional Experts and as such was swiftly sodomized for lulz & great justice.
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Hey! | This article is an Encyclopedia Dramatica exclusive. This article is only for the discriminating lulz connoisseur. If you have any exclusive drama to add, click here. |
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ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
HyperJive will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
PRITHEE, TAKE A SOLEMN VOW OF SILENCE YOUR MAJESTY! The realm deſireth NOT Thy entire chronicle of thrice-damn'd idolatorſ. Nor wouldſt Thy ſubjectſ give a ſingle leper for Thy blood feud with ſome far-diſtant dynaſty. Why doſt Thou not inſtead dedicate Thy ſoul unto reading the Bible and contemplating Thy family tree? (And whilſt Thou art about it, how about doing penance by renouncing Thy luxurieſ and diſtributing Thy treaſureſ among the people?) |
HyperJive looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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HyperJive is a known Fed enabler, avoid them at all costs. |
This page has been semi-protected because {{{1}}}. Autoconfirmed users will be able to edit this page; new users will not. If you're the reason why this page is locked, please see ED Policy. |
BREAKING NEWS!! This user fucked your mother and she is the reason he's a faggot now! |
Congraturation!
Please kill yourself! |
ARTICLE OF SIGNIFICANT FAILURE This article has been repeatedly reincarnated as a frozen wasteland of fail and the cancer that is killing ED, and has been protected from subsequent edits. Recreation of this article has been suspended until further notice by Executive Order of ED Sysops on pain of banhammer. |
This user page's owner is a faggot and so are you!!! |
PLZ BAN this user for having too much cum on his userpage, this shit should be cleaned up at 5, faggot. Check User contribs to be sure this user is indeed a faggot. |
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I ❤ CUM!!!!!!
GIVE ME CUM TO FILL MY USER PAGE WITH!!!!!
DO IT FAGGOT!!!
PLEASE DADDY
This user joined ED 3 years, 11 months, and 7 days ago. (12/05/2020) |
lgb-t and fuck niggers too
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—TabbyGarf |
—You |
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