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HyperJive received an automatic death sentence.

The account HyperJive matches a profile identified by qualified Interwiki Protectional Experts and as such was swiftly sodomized for lulz & great justice.

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The subject of this article is a virgin with rage.

PRITHEE, TAKE A SOLEMN VOW OF SILENCE YOUR MAJESTY!
The realm deſireth NOT Thy entire chronicle of thrice-damn'd idolatorſ.
Nor wouldſt Thy ſubjectſ give a ſingle leper for Thy blood feud with ſome far-diſtant dynaſty.

Why doſt Thou not inſtead dedicate Thy ſoul unto reading the Bible and contemplating Thy family tree?


(And whilſt Thou art about it, how about doing penance by renouncing Thy luxurieſ and diſtributing Thy treaſureſ among the people?)
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This user fucked your mother and she is the reason he's a faggot now!
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You are a grade-A faggot!

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"He looks gay"
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—HyperJive, talking about you, probably

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This user joined ED 3 years, 10 months, and 9 days ago. (12/05/2020)





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—HyperJive

   
 
I'm sorry for cumming everywhere
 

 
 

—TabbyGarf

   
 
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—You

   
 
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