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Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Dominique Strauss-Kahn✡, commonly referred to as Le Perv, is one of the most notorious French Jewish sex offenders to set his foot on American soil, second only to child rapist Roman Polanski✡. He was the director of the International Monetary Fund and one of the most pathological pussyholic of all French politicians in a former life, which ended abruptly with his arrest on May 14th 2011. For reasons that are not fully understood yet, he lost all protection from law-enforcement and immunity, after trying to raep a chamber-maid in a Sofitel hotel in New York City. To the outrage of the French electorate, DSK was v& and perp-walked.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, euphemistically nick-named "The Great Seducer" by the French media, had been entertaining the power-voyeuristic French masses with compulsive harassment, groping, surprise sex and sodomization of females of all ages for decades, and the sudden arrest of their hero hit the frog-munchers out of the blue. As of May 2011, the verdict of the court is still pending, but the odds on the street are that Dominique Strauss-Kahn will eventually meet a Great Seducer named Bubba.
Notable great seductions
Tristane Banon
In 2002, Dominique Strauss-Kahn coveted the daughter of Socialist councilor Anne Mansouret, Tristane Banon, his second wife's god-daughter. In the course of her interviewing him for a book about FAIL, the man started groping the object of his romantic interest and made an appointment for more interviewing at some hot-sheet fucknest. It was there where the two love-doves ended up fighting on the floor over whether keeping Tristanes Banon's clothes on or not. She eventually managed to escape the tête-à-tête with minor trauma. Tristane Banon's mother discouraged filing a report in order to keep her daughter out of trouble.
Piroska Nagy
In 2008, Dominique Strauss-Kahn fancied the wife of one of his Zionist Bankers colleagues, Piroska Nagy, who worked for him at the International Monetary Fund at that time. Seduction never takes long for a boss who plays his cards well, and that is how it came to all sorts of copulations, penetrations, buttsex, frolicking -- you name it. When his mistress tired of the affair, she drew the attention of IMF-investigators to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's horny cock. The Great Seducer had to apologize to the IMF for soiling the good name of the organization. Piroska Nagy was fired.
Ophelia Famotidina/Nafissatou Diallo
In 2011, Ophelia Famotidina a Sofitel chamber-maid from Guinea, filed a report after the 62-year old naked Dominique Strauss-Kahn jumped out from behind a shower-curtain and assualted her. According to the report, Ophelia Famotidina Nafissatou Diallo wanted to clean the room when Strauss-Kahn overwhelmed her and started courting her with his Viagra-enhanced cock. One of the more interesting conspiracy theories claims that Dominique Strauss-Kahn came to the Sofitel regularly, always with the intent to perform "ye olde maid-to-order raeped by great seducer" cosplay with a high-end prostitute provided by Sofitel management. According to the theory, some unidentified world-class pranksters intercepted the whore and instead sent the unsuspecting, pious and diligent Muslim maid Ophelia Famotidina Nafissatou Diallo to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's suite, who in turn tried to mouth-fuck the perceived luxury rape toy. This so-so story is highly suspicious, because the only organization who could pull off such a stunt is Anonymous, and those folks had more important things to do at that time. What's more, Strauss-Kahn's lawyers did not go that easy route in DSK's defense, what proves that they have much less imagination than the Internets. A little cursory research debunks most bat-shit theories, as a matter of fact, rape is pretty much the only way French men have sex after reaching 30 years of age; some people say that it is the only way the French ever get laid. This fact has lead to many psychiatrists suggesting that since Germany took over France just by looking at them during the Korean War in the mid 1930s, they now must externalize this abuse by raping fine people from the African continent.
More than one week into the scandal, the Internet court has still not reached agreement on the matter. Jews, socialists, frogs, Alex Jones-cultists and reddit believe in a setup, whereas Feminazis and the US mainstream press claim that DSK is guilty and even if not should be in jail for past monetary or sexual crimes anyway. Unfortunately, they can't both lose.
Astroturfing
Type into Google "Dominique Strauss-Kahn is guilty" or "Dominique Strass-Kahn est coupable" and you will get a list of links for "Dominique Strauss-Kahn is NOT guity" or "Dominique Strauss-Kahn est NON coupable". There are a dozen Facebook pages supporting DSK and questioning Nafissatou Diallo's identity and creating deniable plausibility against the case against DSK. But who would fight back against the truth?
His new neighbor
More recently, DSK has been kicking it back with weev while under house arrest in NYC. Seriously, no joke..
Surprisingly, weev approves of him despite being a filthy jew.
Perp walk
He never learns
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See also
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