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Inanimate Insanity
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Sometime in 2011, a fan of a shitty show called Battle For Dream Island decided to make the Family Guy equivalent to the show. Surprisingly, this show got tons of views for no reason by fucktards and autists.
Origin of development
Adam Katz✡ made an armless recolor of Coiny called Nickel after seeing be could make his own Object Show. He made shitty auditions and concept before making the show. Let's not go too far, but do the rest of your research if you're like under 13.
Characters
A stupid apple who uses words she doesn't know the meaning of that she heard. Got upset at Marshmallow for making her think Santa was fake until she apologized to Apple.
Whiny loser. Was a brat in the first season but became nicer in the second season, but nobody likes him anyway. He even made a point in season one that if you slack off the challenge on your team, you'd be eliminated, but since everybody hates smart people, people ignored him. Oddly enough, he got eliminated for this despite helping out Gus team.
A retarded, stuttering bomb who hates Balloon and blew up a fucking island after landing on it LIKE A FUCKING PROJECTILE!
Tough, and sharp, this guy is a smug jock ass but he is mean to the weak objects because of his manly arrogance. Sounds familiar?
A "Valley Girl" with an ugly New York accent who loves chairs. Too bad she fucking died in the ending of season one, thanks to Marshmallow. Even has a higher pitched voice and the said accent is actually just a version of Shane Dawson's mimicking of Paris Hilton's New York accent. "NIGGA BITCH" "Monkey woman!"
A normie who is inconsistent and ranges from rude, to short tempered, to nice. Surprisingly, lots of fans are divided on this piece of shit.
A ripoff of Chris McLean stupid iPhone4 parody talking object. Often tortures the contestants because it's for the Lulz.
An angry guy who gets offended over Nickel's votes being mentioned being misspelled to his name. He also has furling under his eyes, and that with the last name implies he's an Azn.
The Incident
The partnership of BFDI made it possible to have an actual get-together for faggy hookups autistic children. The meetups were rather quaint. On July 31st, 2022, the meetup was conducted, and was rather quaint. But that was soon to be proven wrong. A few weeks later, rumors circulated that LorenTzel had been mistaking some black kid for another (Brybee that is). Already, as both Loren and the black kid were both registered staff members, this is highly unprofessional business. Loren had been behaving like an autistic faggot around this poor niglet. Had he been just a bit more direct and neurotypical, or even easier, just shut the fuck up, Loren would've kept his Chinese minimum wage job.
Taylor also defended him, resulting in his removal too. Though it was fairly obvious he hated Loren himself. He just didn't want to get assaulted by him.
The following months after their removal, the cries of anger from 16 year old girls really got to Adam's head. Adam's jewish instincts kicked in: He scrambled to cut ties with all 3 subjects, formed an apology on his official Twitshit, and clipped out any politically incorrect jokes from season 1. Sounds familiar?
The faggot, Taylor Grodin, sits on this for 7 months and makes an apology video. Which reveals he isn't much of a jew as his supposed best friend, Adam Katz. He grew attached to a product he didn't even own.
Aforementioned Removed Scenes
