Yoon Suk Yeol

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	“	I hereby declare emergency martial law.	„
	—Yoon casually committing treason

If you thought Samsung Land was a pretty little utopia full of hot chicks, then you'd be wrong, because a) Azn chicks are hideous, and because b) Samsung Land is, like every other country in the Far East, a landfill. For evidence backing up these OBSCENE claims, look no further than Yoon Suk Yeol; a clown Zipperhead currently serving as the impeached President of South Korea since 2022. He is walking proof that Gooks cannot be trusted with political power.

What Happened

Yoon basically risking the death penalty over low approval ratings

Yong Suk Dick Yeol, like all Far Eastern politicians, has an inhumane obsession with controlling the masses due to his own insecurities over either his miniscule Azn pseudo-cock or over just being a Koreaboo. On December 3, 2024, Yoon appeared to have gotten bored and decided that because he had low approval ratings and his wife was being investigated for tax evasion, it would be a good idea to attempt to dictate his country by declaring martial law. This life-threatening decision would somehow be reversed by the Parliament just six hours later; one of the most top-kek epic fails in history. Later he made a TL;DR speech to the press saying that he meant no harm in order to try and mask his acute butthurt over taking the largest L in recent Azn politics. Yoon has since been impeached and now he's currently facing either life imprisonment or the death penalty. The prime minister Han-Ducksoo would be elected as acting president but would also get impeached only two weeks later for refusing to cooperate with the Constitutional Court. Oh, and his finance minister Kim Yong-hyun would attempt suicide with his underwear to prevent going to prison. Did Yoon kill himself? HELL NO! He had the balls to turn himself in a few weeks later.

On the day of a court hearing, his remaining supporters proceeded to raid the courtroom like that was gonna do them any good. On March 8th, prosecutors decided to release him for some fucking reason so he went around parading in the streets. Oh, and Han Duck-soo was put back in office.

Koreans are the reason you can't have nice things anymore. Blame them.

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