Ariana Grande

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This fanbase needs a serious clean up. Somebody should do something about it.

Ariana Grande is a feminazi attention whore who talks in a weird, annoying baby-voice, makes perpetual duck-faces when taking selfies and has dumped numerous men to get in touch with the dicks of men that are already in happy loving relationships, was apparently responsible for a terrorist attack in England, as well as the pathetic suicide of Mac Miller. She swears that she hates when men objectify women, but always objectifies men as evident with all her male dancers all have six-pack abs, a leather jacket that's open so they can show off their muscles and tight jeans on in addition to always singing about having sex. She makes songs like "Side To Side" which are all about getting fucked so hard, she can't walk straight and makes videos (Dangerous Woman) where all she does is writhe in her lingerie, stockings, choker and high heels on a couch, and wears body-suits on stage, cat-ear-headbands, winks at the camera man in her music videos, takes off her clothes in music videos in slow-motion (Break Free). At one point, she loved Nicki Minaj so much, that she did a song that has to do with those two hoes in bed together. So how come she gets mad when someone sexualizes her? She has the most narcissistic interlude on her tour with a montage of herself writhing and posing sexually, with bold words coming up in between like: EMPOWERED, STRONG, GROUNDED, NOT ASKING FOR IT. SEXY, SOULFUL, NOT ASKING FOR IT (repeated). She sees it to be empowering herself as a woman (and pretends it's all about her feeling good about herself.) But if a man finds her sexy, then suddenly the man is objectifying her and being sexist. But that didn't stop her from "accidentally" posting a video of her and a female friend kissing each other. The need for attention never ends. Her being a little sexy helps her get what she wants.

She hates America, much like the rest of the planet.

She also doesn't get along well with certain celebrities. For example, Ariana was criticized and made fun of by former co-star from Sam & Cat, Jennette McCurdy, in show "What's Next For Sarah?" where a parody of Ariana Grande was called "Gloriana." In it, she's made fun of for claiming to be a vegan while wearing leather bags and for always being self-absorbed/talking about herself all the time. In addition, Jennette called out Ariana's skank ass for cheating on her past boyfriends eight times a day. Later, Ariana was mad about an Asian star Kris Wu becoming #1 on iTunes instead of her, likes a shady tweet... her fans seeing this, they begin to write hateful comments about and towards Kris Wu. She had a feud with Victoria Justice back in the Victorious days where she blamed Victoria for ending the show which made fans angry with Victoria. Victoria wrote a tweet saying "Some people will do anything to throw someone they consider a friend under the bus... #stopbeingaphony. " Singer songwriter Alexander Delon tweeted about Ariana: "hope none of my fans ever have the displeasure of meeting @ArianaGrande. most stuck up, disrespectful person I've ever met in this industry." Heck, Ariana even has a list of people she refuses interviewers to ask about, like Jennette McCurdy and Mariah Carey. As Ariana, always wanting to be center of attention, interjects herself into a Twitter fight between Kanye West and Drake (that has nothing to do with her) and makes fun of the men, saying: "i know there are grown men arguing online rn but miley and i dropping our beautiful, new songs tonight so if y’all could please jus behave for just like a few hours so the girls can shine that’d be so sick thank u."

She wrote a terrible song with lyrics, saying: "I was a liar, I gave into the fire, I know I should have fought it. At least I'm being honest. Felt like a failure cuz I know that I failed ya I should have done you better cuz you don't want a liar." From her song: One Last Time. Perhaps this is an admission of her cheating. Or perhaps she doesn't write her own music at all.

No shame in stealing taken men

Ariana's history of being a man stealing whore Asking people to dump their girlfriends in favor of her washed up pussy Defending her homewrecking behavior Even the lesbians are scared of her! Her face ain't looking so baby anymore! Previous Video | Next Video

Once upon a time, Ariana's parents divorced when she was a little girl with a blossoming sexual thirst. As a result, she began to steal men away from their significant others only to cheat on them with another taken man after getting bored of the very men she took from their ex partners. From Jai Brooks, to Nathan Sykes, the list goes on and on and on. Big Sean's ex, Naya Rivera, wrote that Ariana was with Big Sean, while Naya Rivera was engaged to Big Sean. His cheating with Ariana was what led her to call off the engagement. After she and Mac Miller broke up, she was in the arms of Pete Davidson after a couple weeks and within a month, they were engaged and she claimed he was her soulmate and that she had known for three years that she would marry Pete, even though she was with Mac for two years. She would constantly talk shit about Mac Miller after they broke up - instead of keeping their reasons for breaking up private - she wrote about how he was toxic and she felt like she was a mother for him because he was sick - but when he became an hero, she talked about him being an angel.

The infamous donut shop incident

Ariana claims to be vegan, but wears a whole lot of Chanel and Louis Vuitton bags which are all leather. She has worked with MAC Cosmetics which tests on animals and she worked with Reebok whose sneakers are leather. Being vegan means you want nothing to do with anything that's from animals (that's both eating and wearing stuff) perhaps Ariana forgets that when she looks at all her designer handbags. But wait, she's done something much worse that ultimately proves that she's faking her veganism...

The infamous incident in a donut-shop! She started by shouting "What the fuck is that!?' to the worker showed a tray of sweets. When the worker wasn't looking, she along with Ricky Alvarez licked donuts that they hadn't paid for like they did during their oral sex sessions every night. She first tried to blame her bratty, air-head behavior on a serious worry with children becoming obese in America by licking donuts in a donut-shop and then buying one yourself (only eating half a donut, because restrictions and pro-ana) and being a brat to the person working there fights the good fight when it comes to obesity. The incident ultimately resulted in Ariana getting banned from the donut shop and predictably breaking up with Ricky. After that pathetic apology, she went on TV to apologize, ending the appearance with promoting her new music coming up. Of course, people thought she was joking when she said "I hate America" and acted extremely disrespectful towards the employee in the donut shop.

God is not a woman, you fucking slut

Look at that hideous whore trying to turn her fans into butthurt feminazis. Bad enough that they're already butthurt lolcows for overreacting to every bit of criticism she gets.

Relationship with Pete Davidson

Rumor has it that Ariana only started seeing Pete just to make Mac jealous! Pete Davidson would talk about her like an object, saying he felt like he won a prize. Ariana got matching tattoos with Pete and made a song for him on her album, yet five months after they'd been engaged, they split up and she was pissed Pete made SNL jokes about their break-up, but then made a music video where she shaded her ex, Pete, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book, like from the movie Mean Girls, but always preaching forgiveness and love, only. Ariana thought it was okay for her to use her exes when she makes her "art", but apparently when Pete does his comedy, it's the end of the world was we know it.

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Mac Miller's death

Just did it... lolfgt

Butthurt fans of talentless wigger Mac Miller claim Ariana was definitely responsible for his suicide. Think about it, she dumped him to get onto another man's dick. So all you social justice whales who are calling people assholes for saying this should just stop eating so much because you are all just a bunch of gelatinous porn lovers who masturbate to this whore's shitty music and snort cocaine and fill your genitals up with drugs and dream about licking her pussy clean (something that will satisfy her sick mind).

The Wicked phase

After successfully catering to chocolate people with her Thank U Next album and pretended to be Asian for a while, she proceeded to wash off all her fake melanin and usurp the identity of Good Witch Bitch Glinda from Wicked. She denies ever getting plastic surgery in a video, though one could argue she probably got a nose job and she most definitely has tried lip fillers and always wears extensions on her head to have long hair. But wait! That's not all! She also stole an ugly ginger man named Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart with the power of making Ethan's dick dance all the way to her rancid coochie after having just aided in baby making the year prior. In addition to crying on interviews for the dogshit fanfiction of a movie, she constantly flirts with Cynthia Erivo, a dyke who stole a woman from another woman and got triggered over people making pussy jokes about Elphaba.

See also

• Ariana Grande Massacre
• Mac Miller
• Wicked (Movie)

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