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Daniel Myers
It's almost impossible to find a person more bland than Daniel Myers. He's known for being a talentless rapper, having a permanent double chin and the butt of every joke his friends make. Being from Springfield, Ohio, he's managed to get himself into College and still wound up being a failure. Since Dayne is an incredibly boring person to speak to he's normally a last option friend; remarkably, he has friends all over the internet and most of them toss him away after a while for being annoying. Being a massive attention whore Dayne will go to absolutely any lengths for people to pay attention to him. No matter what.
Lil Dayne Rhapsody's
Daniel Myers is the type of person who realizes he can't get attention by being himself; instead he created a generic rap persona, Lil Dayne. This way he gets attention by being in your face as much as he can about his music. You just met? Don't worry. He'll be sure to play you his music (even if you tell him not to). Because of this Daniel has had trouble making friends with the people on here with virtually no standards. To put it into simpler terms, Daniel Myers is the embodiment of a wigger.
Love Letter
Nobody in Daniel Myers real life cares about him what so ever he wanted to find a way that people could like him. This is when he found out about the wonders of internet dating. In a desperate attempt to create one he wrote a heartfelt letter towards his crush. Everyone who saw the message agreed that it was cringeworthy so they all made it public to make fun of him.
Underage Girlfriend/Sick Fuck
Not too long after being made fun of by his friends and rejected by his dream girl, Daniel was ready to resort to any means to get a girlfriend, so he used the power of underage dating to satisfy this lust. Being the retard that he is, Daniel revealed this information to a known drama-whore. Because he didn't want this to go public Daniel made sure to clear these rumors up, first off by telling his friends that he never had a 14 year old girlfriend. Despite none of his friends believing him he still tried to keep his story straight. Another lie he tried to pass off was that he was underage himself. At this point even people who barely knew him knew this was bullshit. Since Daniel doesn't work well under pressure he ended up spilling that he did date a teenager, but that they broke up. Rumor has it that she was the one that did the dumping, which wouldn't be a surprise; even when he goes for underage ladies it still ends with a break up.
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Butthurt Galore
Last thursday, Daniel Myers found out about this article. Daniel was not ready to own up to his wrong doings so he placed the blame onto Emery Bowman for getting him involved with the internet. Daniel also threatened people who sent him the article. When confronted in a Skype call he tried to defend himself but accidentally incriminated himself further. Everyone who Daniel got into the call to defend him ended up siding against him. Realizing he would never get a job Daniel started threatening to take his own life.
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Lil Dayne VS Encyclopedia Dramatica
When Daniel Myers first found out about this page he has been going to any extremes to take down the article. These include threatening his "friends" on here, yelling at them over Skype and placing blame onto other people. Daniel has yet to tally up the ratio between damage brought on by himself compared to the damage brought onto by others. Daniel was short to find out that not only was his attempts to remove his article documented (with his rapper allias), but that the thing he was trying to hide in the first place was restored to it's former glory. This means the only thing he was able to do was provide more lulz onto his own article. Daniel still hasn't learned his lesson though, he is still asking his friends if there is any way possible to remove articles. Even wanting to get a fellow butt-buddy to accomplish this task of his. As anyone could expect, nobody cares. This means that all Daniel Myers has left to do is try to get people to pity him by showing off how shook the article has made him over calls.
Camporn Escapades
Much to the fucktards dismay, Daniel Myers has resorted to any means to achieve succ-status. Leading Myers to stream videos of himself to others on a masturbation website. In a recorded Skype call, Daniel was enough of a numbskull to offer to solicit pornography of himself to two teenagers on Skype. In that exact call, despite the two lads mocking him throughout, he confessed to one of them that people had cyberbullied him by calling him "fat" and "ugly". We're ultimately surprised those mean words didn't make Daniel Myers an hero.
See Also
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